I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby TwEEk » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:07 pm

Subject pretty much says it all. I need a ticket yet and am in the bay area, CA. I'll pay face value plus the shipping fees from your original purchase and then detail your playafied car after we get back as a thank you.

I'll even bake you a batch of white chocolate Macadamia nut cookies and deliver them to you on the playa, or mail them to you if you aren't going.
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby The CO » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:08 pm

What if the car is in Sudan?

Just kidding, ticket sellers don't read these posts. Got to get out there and do the hunting.
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby junglesmacks » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:14 pm

What about a full ball detail including micro taint abrasion?

Q-tips in all the right places. That's all I have to say.
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby gyre » Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:50 am

If you have a different kind of offer, this is better than spamming every single ticket thread.

You need to be more specific though.
My idea of detailing would be more than worth the ticket, but most people aren't so thorough.
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby Sham » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:17 am

The CO wrote:What if the car is in Sudan?

What if the car is a sedan?
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby Mojojita » Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:40 am

Then it would be a Sudan sedan, Sham......
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby ygmir » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:27 pm

Mojojita wrote:Then it would be a Sudan sedan, Sham......


"suddenly, we see Sham, in the Sudan, sedan, sallying forth........"
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby Eric » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:32 pm

ygmir wrote:
Mojojita wrote:Then it would be a Sudan sedan, Sham......


"suddenly, we see Sham, in the Sudan, sedan, sallying forth........"


in a caravan...
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby gyre » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:44 pm

Eric wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Mojojita wrote:Then it would be a Sudan sedan, Sham......


"suddenly, we see Sham, in the Sudan, sedan, sallying forth........"


in a caravan...

in the caravanserai...
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby ygmir » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:46 pm

is Sham a carnivore?
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby gyre » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:12 pm

I remember him being carnivorousish.
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Re: I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

Postby Sham » Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:40 am

Sham in a sedan in Sudan, I am. But I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sham I am.
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