A plea for my friend***HE FOUND SOME TICKETS!!!***

A plea for my friend***HE FOUND SOME TICKETS!!!***

Postby maryanimal » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:20 pm

My friend Bill found the tickets he needs! YaaaaHoooooo! And he didn't have to pay through the nose, no arms or legs, and didn't have to perform sexual acts!
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Re: A plea for my friend***HE FOUND SOME TICKETS!!!***

Postby capjbadger » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:26 pm

No sex acts? Pfffttt.. what a slacker. ;)

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Re: A plea for my friend***HE FOUND SOME TICKETS!!!***

Postby Savannah » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:45 pm

He should lie and say he totally DID have to perform unseemly acts. It's a much better story.

I'll leave it to your friend to decide whether he makes it a cautionary tale involving circus music and mimes, vs. claiming that Scarlett Johansson insisted on $40 bucks over face value (slattern!) and some over-the-bra 2nd base.
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Re: A plea for my friend***HE FOUND SOME TICKETS!!!***

Postby trilobyte » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:20 pm

Congratulations!
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