The office of the Ministry of State
Imperial Supreme Condemned Hierarchical Peoples Free Democratic Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories
Sub-ministry of Love - Clarifications, Annihilations, and Obfuscations Bureau - Office of Rumour Investigation, Police Services, and Hairdressers Standards Unit #82(b)\67(vi)-
312th FLOOR, SSE Tower
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER COMPLEX
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666.
OFFICIAL NOTICE OF RECEIPT OF TRANSMISSION:
To the attention of: Doctor Pyro, M.B., Commandant, Konzentrazionslager Mattel No. 94b, Black Rock City, Imperial occupied condemned City of Black Rock, Nevadan Apokiliptik Antisocialistic Republik
YOU ARE HEREBY OFFICIALLY NOTIFIED:
You are being advised that, per your request, that upon receipt of your submittal of the required forms (in Low Earth Orbit Slavonic) warrants outstanding shall to be HAVE issued for our imperial liege, his eminence Killbuck I, and upon proper submittal (orange-green luminescent ink, containing no less than 1.3 g/kg radium, plutonium, polonium, or lawrencium actual or concentrate daughters) of submittal of form series LL-17x-03a14/23n91 (in entirity), Pages 16 to 3294 of form XV-84j-09b32/88j6, Odd numbered responses of form XV-77i-52k03/99m7, and the entire series of form TN-03n-45x343/62q0 (except pages 33,624 through 33,627) in octuplate using original ink entries in each section (including essay and multiple choice areas) for each copy. Also include prepayment of AM 62500 per form, processing fees. (Please to note, checks, cash, and cards/plates not accepted; please remit total in gold krugerrands or polonium bars.
Once these have been arrived at Apokiliptik interstellar repository, please allow 6-8 years for processing, at which time commissars from our illustrious and stalwart VI-VI-VI corps, 14th division, Killbuck the Plastic-Liberator brigade will to execute all warrent issuees and issuers. Please to be advised of unusual delays due to immediate and diabolical action being undertaken to liberate the Female Comrades-in-plastic, ergo ipso facto such warrant of execution may be subject to unusual and systemwide delays of up to 14,329.643 years.
For glorious Doomed Empire of Apokiliptika, in name of Despotic Revolutionary Leader, Killbuck I, despot for life -
Penal robo-clerk # 834n*, Ministry of State.
- CLARIFICATIONS, ANNIHILATIONS, AND OBFUSCATIONS BUREAU
IMPERIAL SUPREME CONDEMNED HIERARCHICAL PEOPLES FREE DEMOCRATIC DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories
THE HOLY FIREBALL OF THE BLESSED BLAST
WHICH CONSUMES ALL OF THE ENEMIES
OF OUR TOTAL APOKILIPTIK SPLENDOUR
WILL BE COMING YOUR WAY SOON...
AND YOU ARE FUCKING DOOMED.
KERNUL KILLBUCK IS WATCHING YOU
P&I form RP-003-N2-4FFT-G2-2119.
KA - A Proud Founding Member of Terminal CIty.
*Ministry clerical employees are represented by the International Indentured and Involuntary Servants of Apokiliptika, Local 244, Apokiliptik Forced Labour-Captive and Imprisoned Office workers. Our position is considered â€œclosed shopâ€