APOKILIPTIKA 2011

tffw.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:18 pm

if the first two minutes doesnt grab you by the short and curlies, nothing will...


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2uvERPHnJY&feature=channel[/youtube]
fuck you, it's magic


it's not a fucking festival, it's a PROJECT.

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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:39 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znceTt2cAF0&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
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sounds like a good group

Postby Taylor531 » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:53 am

im new from las vegas and me and my girl are coming out and we wanna be in an amazing group and have an awesome time...
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Postby Killbuck » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:18 pm

Really now!!!!

New from Las Vegas...

Nice to hear from you New...

Are you then looking for a camp to join, hummm?

Perhaps one where we will work you like a gulag dog?

Serve you half cooked rice and bad vodka?
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Postby unjonharley » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:57 pm

Kill-uck,

Did some one remove the thumb screws so you can not draw or post??

Long time No see??
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:01 pm

Taylor 531, if I may suggest, either in your Profile on actually posted on this site, why not tell us a few things about you that might make us interested in seeing if you would make a good addition to some particular camp. We have already ascertained that you are a hetero couple living in Vegas. Now how about things like age, interests, skills, ability to be responsible or at least helpful, what you plan on camping in (RV, tent, yurt, teepee, igloo), and why anyone might be the least bit interested in having you two in their camp for a week. Figure most camps operate like this: Many are called, few are chosen. Try and make yourselves one of the few.
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Postby Killbuck » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:05 pm

Everything needed is encoded in his name.

Ok Un... I've been rather busy with new enterprises...
here is the latest.


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Postby MCPajammaPants » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:12 pm

We love you APOK, Hope you are near Fandango again. Last year you got us so shitty drunk we got lost on our home even though we were camped like 2 blocks from each other
><<"He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire" Winston Churchill>><
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Postby Lassen Forge » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:39 pm

Your doom is to be in good hands, komrade, for we take pride in relieving you of yours...

We are look forward to your future and continued annihilation,
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Postby oscillator » Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:04 am

Got Lost?

Suffering a mild case of discombobulation? Finding Fandango where Apok should be??

¿¿¿World turned Upside Down???

Find Your Way!

Apokiliptika Industries in collaboration
with the Wrongs of Passage presents....


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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:54 am

OOOOoooo, I want...
The Lady with a Lamprey

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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


Get a Taint, you pathetic cur!
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Postby Risky » Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:51 pm

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Postby Killbuck » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:33 am

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Postby snake » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:02 pm

oh my goodness...or badness.
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Postby Killbuck » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:25 pm

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Postby unjonharley » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:28 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Image


PFC Kil-uck got off a good one..ROTFLMAO!!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:34 pm

Now THAT'S funny! Good work Kernal.

Have Killbuck arrested immediately.
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Postby Dr Jet Sinister » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:03 pm

That's one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. Kudos Killbuck!

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Postby Minister of State » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:52 pm

The office of the Ministry of State

Imperial Supreme Condemned Hierarchical Peoples Free Democratic Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories

Sub-ministry of Love - Clarifications, Annihilations, and Obfuscations Bureau - Office of Rumour Investigation, Police Services, and Hairdressers Standards Unit #82(b)\67(vi)-

312th FLOOR, SSE Tower
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER COMPLEX
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666.


OFFICIAL NOTICE OF RECEIPT OF TRANSMISSION:

To the attention of: Doctor Pyro, M.B., Commandant, Konzentrazionslager Mattel No. 94b, Black Rock City, Imperial occupied condemned City of Black Rock, Nevadan Apokiliptik Antisocialistic Republik

YOU ARE HEREBY OFFICIALLY NOTIFIED:

You are being advised that, per your request, that upon receipt of your submittal of the required forms (in Low Earth Orbit Slavonic) warrants outstanding shall to be HAVE issued for our imperial liege, his eminence Killbuck I, and upon proper submittal (orange-green luminescent ink, containing no less than 1.3 g/kg radium, plutonium, polonium, or lawrencium actual or concentrate daughters) of submittal of form series LL-17x-03a14/23n91 (in entirity), Pages 16 to 3294 of form XV-84j-09b32/88j6, Odd numbered responses of form XV-77i-52k03/99m7, and the entire series of form TN-03n-45x343/62q0 (except pages 33,624 through 33,627) in octuplate using original ink entries in each section (including essay and multiple choice areas) for each copy. Also include prepayment of AM 62500 per form, processing fees. (Please to note, checks, cash, and cards/plates not accepted; please remit total in gold krugerrands or polonium bars.

Once these have been arrived at Apokiliptik interstellar repository, please allow 6-8 years for processing, at which time commissars from our illustrious and stalwart VI-VI-VI corps, 14th division, Killbuck the Plastic-Liberator brigade will to execute all warrent issuees and issuers. Please to be advised of unusual delays due to immediate and diabolical action being undertaken to liberate the Female Comrades-in-plastic, ergo ipso facto such warrant of execution may be subject to unusual and systemwide delays of up to 14,329.643 years.

For glorious Doomed Empire of Apokiliptika, in name of Despotic Revolutionary Leader, Killbuck I, despot for life -


Penal robo-clerk # 834n*, Ministry of State.

- CLARIFICATIONS, ANNIHILATIONS, AND OBFUSCATIONS BUREAU
IMPERIAL SUPREME CONDEMNED HIERARCHICAL PEOPLES FREE DEMOCRATIC DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories




THE HOLY FIREBALL OF THE BLESSED BLAST
WHICH CONSUMES ALL OF THE ENEMIES
OF OUR TOTAL APOKILIPTIK SPLENDOUR
WILL BE COMING YOUR WAY SOON...
AND YOU ARE FUCKING DOOMED.

BE GRATEFUL.

KERNUL KILLBUCK IS WATCHING YOU



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KA - A Proud Founding Member of Terminal CIty.


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Postby ZeroandOne » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:00 pm

Double agents, spies, saboteurs, and untalented artists claiming false loyalty unto our glorious uprising are summarily dealt with thereupon if we can catch them.
they counted on their fingers and toes.
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Postby Lassen Forge » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:46 pm

Not if, komrade... When. You cannot hide from DoomSTARâ„¢ and the all-seeing eye of the Kernul.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:57 pm

yeah, here's what I think about that EX-CONVICT Admiral Poindexter and his all-seeing EYE.


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fuck you, it's magic


it's not a fucking festival, it's a PROJECT.

A gift for the Playa

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Postby unjonharley » Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:00 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:yeah, here's what I think about that EX-CONVICT Admiral Poindexter and his all-seeing EYE.


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Damn.. Prune seed.............
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:58 am

i know where you can find that masshole,

he's at the GoodWill Hunting for sparkly clothes.
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Postby Killbuck » Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:55 am

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Postby Killbuck » Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:57 am

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use the INK CUE Telephone, sir...Ka-SHING!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:52 am

AP news...ALL INTRANETTY AND AOL SERVICE HAS BEEN SEVERED TO THE BISTRO


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FEAR NOT, WE WILL HAVE YOU TWITTING IN NO TIME!
fuck you, it's magic


it's not a fucking festival, it's a PROJECT.

A gift for the Playa

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nice tights, amit.

Postby Liz Estrada » Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:57 am

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"larry was better"
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Postby CapSmashy » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:21 am

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Postby Nick Collide » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:38 pm

D. I. saw this coming a year ago? :shock:
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