Jesus Water???

Jesus Water???

Postby Speedbump » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:19 am

Does anyone know if the Jesus water will be available outside the gate next year? I'm wondering if maybe I should skip bringing water all together and just get it free at the gate.

Alternately someone might want to suggest that they give out bacon, but I'm guessing that would eliminate the possibility of converting Muslims and Jews. Still though, they might get farther with bacon.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:29 am

yeah, there ya go. that's being self reliant.......hope someone will do it for you, for free.


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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:43 am

They should give out rebar stakes too, i spend so much on gas hauling all those up there.
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Postby JStep » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:58 am

Fire_Moose wrote:They should give out rebar stakes too, i spend so much on gas hauling all those up there.


Can they just build a Hilton out there and charge $1000 tickets to stay for the week?
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Postby geospyder » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:13 am

JStep wrote:Can they just build a Hilton out there and charge $1000 tickets to stay for the week?


My wife is waiting for that one :lol:
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:22 am

Is Jesus water what Jesus pisses out?
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Postby Speedbump » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:33 am

Obviously Jesus would piss out PBR. Jesus Fracking Christ...
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:35 am

No wonder I never joined that cult.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:42 am

The Jesus water is done by some Locals, at my suggestion from 2003-4?
they will likely do it again, but I wouldn't depend on it.
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Postby bud buddah » Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:28 pm

I drank the Jesus water last year, and have felt peaceful ever since! :-) It was my first burn, and I was pleasantly surprised to see those folks giving out water. The one gallon size was just right for keeping in my tent. My 2 gallon suitcases were just too big. Now can some one ask those fine folks to serve up cold margaritas next year? After all, it was wine and not water that they all drank at the last meal....
Im not a religious sort, but passing out water to folks put their cause in a good light, at least in my eyes.
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Postby bud buddah » Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:29 pm

I drank the Jesus water last year, and have felt peaceful ever since! :-) It was my first burn, and I was pleasantly surprised to see those folks giving out water. The one gallon size was just right for keeping in my tent. My 2 gallon suitcases were just too big. Now can some one ask those fine folks to serve up cold margaritas next year? After all, it was wine and not water that they all drank at the last meal....
Im not a religious sort, but passing out water to folks put their cause in a good light, at least in my eyes.
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Postby lonestoner916 » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:21 pm

Speedbump wrote:Obviously Jesus would piss out PBR. Jesus Fracking Christ...


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Postby Sham » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:17 pm

You're not supposed to drink that Jesus water. It can mess you up forever!
I had a very nice conversation with the group passing this out at the Empire Store this year. I gave them a very sincere thanks, and we chatted for maybe 15 minutes.
I think that their impression was that we are sinners and they want to get their message to as many people as they can. I invited them to camp with us, since they have never been in the gate. I don't expect to see any of them.
I hope my conversation with them gave them a positive feel for burners.
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Postby moonrise » Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:24 pm

I thought that was a trap to sell me something (truly)

Hmmm, how much do they give? I take 5 to 7 gallons a day. ttl of 77 gallons and share what I can.

Thanks for clueing me in...my tap water is Artesian well water, pure mountain spring...if I showed with empty jugs and could not get say, 80 gallons...I'd have to go BACK to Ger and get hose water? Seems risky to me.

Maybe the hippies can use it all?

Maybe it is blessed hose water?

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Postby David M » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:50 am

Here is their after burn report.

http://vimeo.com/15511847

The pictures at the end aren't bad.
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Postby Shinylilypad » Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:58 am

I was laughing hysterically in the video when he said the burners were crossing the gate into hell! It's paradise it's home!
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Postby FIGJAM » Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:10 am

Mr. crazyeyes look a little demented to me.
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Postby lucky420 » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:39 am

well I sure am glad god gave us a double rainbow and didn't open up the earth and swallow 20 thousand of us...
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Postby oneeyeddick » Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:03 am

The double rainbow was the devil in disguise.

O woe to us that fall asuder to the illusions of the unrighteous one.
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Postby David M » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:02 pm

David M wrote:Here is their after burn report.

http://vimeo.com/15511847

The pictures at the end aren't bad.


Boooo. They deleted the video.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:50 pm

Because we were making fun of it.
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Postby ygmir » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:15 pm

the double rainbow was Jesus, walking on Jesus water..........
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Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:36 pm

I am going to the fridge and asking my jug of milk for your forgiveness, blasphemer !!!
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Postby ygmir » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:44 pm

yeah, I know what you're gonna do to that watermellon, while praying to the mild jug.............

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Postby ygmir » Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:59 am

lonestoner916 wrote:"By whatever names they may otherwise be called, the underworld spirits elevated in the Burning Man and Occulture festivals are gathering the combined efforts of the kingdom of Satan toward a conspiracy of apocalyptic proportions. As a consequence, we are experiencing an unprecedented pagan revival at a time when the United States and Britain are considered the most advanced economic and technological powers in the world."


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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:32 am

They forgot Jehovah. He's often understood to be fire.
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