Terrans Vs. Spacemen

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Postby Boijoy » Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:25 pm

yea.. poor kid has terrible skin. But I like his outfits. hes kinda naughty.
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Postby Eric » Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:11 pm

It's not the skin. I'm a bit better than thinking someone is unattractive because they have bad skin- it's the fact he's plucked & manufactured to an inch of his life.

And his music sucks.

*blech*
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Postby ZeroandOne » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:20 pm

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Postby fuck-head. » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:58 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:02 pm

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Postby Snowah Zark » Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:29 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:49 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:16 pm

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Postby knowmad » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:51 pm

A bat that was clinging to space shuttle Discovery’s external fuel tank during the countdown to launch the STS-119 mission remained with the spacecraft as it cleared the tower, analysts at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center concluded.A bat that was clinging to space shuttle Discovery’s external fuel tank during the countdown to launch the STS-119 mission remained with the spacecraft as it cleared the tower, analysts at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center concluded. NASA

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Postby adam link » Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:51 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:49 pm

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Postby knowmad » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:08 am

As a Bunny, I just wanna say; oor sad humans.

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Postby knowmad » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:08 am

As a Bunny, I just wanna say; poor sad humans.
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Postby Snowah Zark » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:35 am

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i think the choice is obvious.
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Postby moonrise » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:49 pm

Uh Oh, S.o.t.p. (and all his other zany "braniacs"...excluding Liz Estrada-wtf Liz? why are you here? You unmedicated bitch!?...oh oops, was thinking outloud...Liz, you frighten me, get out of my dreams!)
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Ok, now this a "camp rant, got it?" Nothing set in stone...just fun conjecture in a nut shell
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"Um, Simon you dun' got the moon all riled up now!...in a good way though...it is my understanding spacemen/spacewomen must be 100% healthy, therefore LEAVING THE INJURED, SICK AND PERFECTLY-IMPERFECT terran humans BEHIND TO ROT AWAY right? Yes, you do. (F you, you pricks!...unless you get back with cures and pronto!)

(I think you can guess the moon's camp by now, but wait there's more!)

Let's say fuck you to the SPACEMEN...for now and STOP WASTING gaziilions of dollars trying to send the HEALTHY terran humans to other planets, WE CAN DO THAT LATER! AFTER YOU FIX THE INJURED AND SICK and then you can TAKE US WITH YOU!...DUH... and don't give me that crap about the Earth needing eco help or when we find the endless other other inhabitable planets needin' it either...(I spoke to some and they said "no worries moon, there are endless ones you can gobble up, afterall, life has a way of making life better for itself and we are endless and we like you terran humans, go ahead, gobble all you want"...I told them, "Reveal yourselves! and hurry the fuck up!" "As in a New York minute, huh?" we had more words but I won't waste time going there)

To quote Max Moore "...genetic engineering seems to be one of the most moral things we can do..." (yes, he used the word thing, lmao, the Marhta Stewart of science I guess...ok, fine Maxy, just hurry up! It is a "good thing"..."now get 'er done!")

To quote this lovely lady, Natasha Vita More, in not so many words but close enough "...imagine a designer Versace body, shimmering marble one minute and then silvery and then back to marble, something about light as a feather and flying..bla bla bla..." ok pretty lady but GET OUT OF MAX MOORES WAY!
HE NEEDS TO FIX THE FRIGGIN' BROKEN PEOPLE FIRST!
You can make us into pretty shimmering floating angles LATER! (Unless moonrise is too riled up to realize Nathasha does work with beauty from the inside out first...then sorry nice lady)

Very basic analogies but moonrirse joins Terran camp...plays fun games with spaceman camp because moonrise does know we'll want more endless planets to enjoy later.

Terrans all the way!

@Zeroandone...nice pretty photos of outter space but I am sure you understand....we'll get to those planets after we fix our bodies eg brain, spinal injury, cancer, artificial limbs etc, first,,,, ok?!

Costume idea for a human terran? Shitloads of robotic gadgets all over the body and virtual reality screens if front of his face...but wait, won't that interefere with my "tin foil hat?!?!" (mini PANIC!) I'm willing to lose the tin foil hat for a couple of weeks I suppose, at least while on the Playa...I feel safer there...hmmm, or maybe a giant tin foil...and maybe I can buy it in bulk at....

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Postby Jerome Templaugh » Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:41 pm

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Postby moonrise » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:15 pm

Jerome Templaugh wrote:http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/One-way-ticket-to-Mars


You're a Spacemanwomen eh? Welp, at least you figured out how to save 80% of the zillions of $'s that could go toward fixing the Human Terran diseases and injuries.

Maybe throw us a bone if you find one that'll help, aim for the blue marble, ok?
(at least you're thrifty, grumble grumble, space cadets if they only knew...I tell ya'...now where's that tin foil?... my hat is getting all loose...)
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:42 am

it is our evolutionary destiny.

we will transform as a species, evolve into Techno-Humanoids, and we will travel the universe looking for hot alien chicks to bang.


accept this transition or you will not score any hot alien chicks.



did i mention the hot alien chicks?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:44 am

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Postby ZeroandOne » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:54 am

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Postby moonrise » Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:57 pm

Okay, If I wanna change my mind and get on board, can I wear my tin foil hat?


Hopefully we can get our injuries and diseases fixed on the ship....and send the cures and fixes down to Earth. They'll need to be as healthy as possible for more spaceship building. (can't take them all from the git go you know, or can we?)
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:10 pm

good....

sorry i had to use the power of BOOBIES to persuade you, but i'm afraid it was nipplary, oops, i mean necessary.

now go outside, look to the heavens, and dream of the day when we travel to the Areola Boneralis.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:35 pm

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Postby moonrise » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:54 pm

"We have seen you on the sacred box, the sacred box with the pictures........we do not speak it's name...."

"We know you're Simon; from outter space"






(...the fringes... the paper hat crowd...) hahaha
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:52 pm

at about 7:30 into video is the kicker...


"C'mon honey, tell Uncle Simon what is the most BEAUTIFUL thing in the ENTIRE world?".....



"Disco"
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Postby moonrise » Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:20 pm

Yes, yes........the precious DISCO...mmmm.mmm good, mmm mmmm good, that's what Campbell's soup is mmm mmmm good
(and where are the royalties, huh? nts, must cal SAG...hahaha :wink: )
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:06 am

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