I just received a very disturbing and profound memo From the Desk of Liz Estrada
that i thought i should share with you, the members of eplaya and the community at large..
it reads as follows...
"DEAR FUCKNUTS, WE, THE MEMBERS OF BDOBWBH (BULL DYKES ON BIKES WITH BULL HORNS) WOULD LIKE TO WARN ALL WARRING PARTIES IN THE GREAT ART FAG VS. SPARKLEPONY CONFLICT THAT SHOULD ANY ATTEMPTS BE MADE BY EITHER SIDE TO INITIATE OR CARRY ON SAID BATTLE, OUR GROUP WILL RIDE OUR PURPLE HARLEYS AROUND AND AROUND YELLING THE MOST GOD AWFUL THINGS INTO OUR BULL HORNS WITH OUR HUSKY VOICES THEREBY RUINING ALL MOOD LIGHTING, DRUGS, STIMULATING LUBE OR MECHANICAL ACCOUTREMENTS AND HENCE, NO ONE, I REPEAT NO ONE WILL GET ANY ALL WEEK
(UNLESS YOU'RE DEAF) AND YOUR DREAMS OF HAVING MANY SEXY PARTIES WILL BECOME NIGHTMARES.
sparkle ponies......TURN THAT SHIT DOWN JUST A BIT!
art fags.........LIGHTEN UP ON THE EYE CANDY A LITTLE
c'mon you know that secretly, most ravers want to blow the fuck out of something with a .50 cal. and most crotchety old tymee burners really enjoy shaking their groove thing, they just wear masks so their dpw friends wont make fun of them.
so, unless you, the community at large want to suffer through a sexless Burning Man, i suggest you heed my warning, and play nice.
see you in the dust.