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Postby Eric » Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:18 pm

bm_cricket wrote:Explain 5 foot tall Superman?


A three foot Superman would have looked ridiculous with that strap-on?
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Postby bm_cricket » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:42 pm

Eric wrote:
bm_cricket wrote:Explain 5 foot tall Superman?


A three foot Superman would have looked ridiculous with that strap-on?


I'm pretty sure there is a small club for midgets with huge clubs.
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Postby Trishntek » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:55 pm

bm_cricket wrote:
Eric wrote:
bm_cricket wrote:Explain 5 foot tall Superman?


A three foot Superman would have looked ridiculous with that strap-on?


I'm pretty sure there is a small club for midgets with huge clubs.


It is 30 INCHES tall and will stand on a table. The attached plumbing has the capability of issuing 10cc of absinthe louche when engaged by an open mouth. CfM has suggested an absinthe douche would be more appropriate but the jury's still out on that one.
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Postby ygmir » Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:14 am

Trishntek wrote:
bm_cricket wrote:
Eric wrote:
bm_cricket wrote:Explain 5 foot tall Superman?


A three foot Superman would have looked ridiculous with that strap-on?


I'm pretty sure there is a small club for midgets with huge clubs.


It is 30 INCHES tall and will stand on a table. The attached plumbing has the capability of issuing 10cc of absinthe louche when engaged by an open mouth. CfM has suggested an absinthe douche would be more appropriate but the jury's still out on that one.


we may well see CFM doing many, fast, jumping jacks.........

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Postby serenater » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:33 am

What has two knees and lives in the ocean??

A Twoknee fish!!
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Postby C.f.M. » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:59 am

I suggested no such thing! Drinking can lead to dancing which can lead to rock and/or roll which leads to sekshurl courses which leads to smoking.

I am a very, very good girl.

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Postby Trishntek » Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:50 pm

AHEM! On April 14, 2010, on the Retrofrolic thread, CfM said the following:

And those who don't dare, an absinthe douche?


I rest my case. :lol:
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Postby teardropper » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:05 pm

1) My campmates are radically self reliant. They come with everything. They are independent, sometimes we do things together, sometimes not, and no drama. Mostly.

2) Plenty of likker. Lots of varieties of drinks.

3) BBQ well placed during the week. Lot's of burnt, well sauced things that always hit the spot.
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Postby gaminwench » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:06 pm

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Postby ohCarie » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:41 am

1. (almost) everything's orange & white

2. a 5 gal cooler filled with orange Gatorade with optional vanilla vodka floater

3. it's everything I've ever dreamsicled of!
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Postby whaleboy » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:45 am

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Postby Elderberry » Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:32 am

The members, the members, and most importantly, the members.

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Postby C187 » Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:21 pm

VeganChoirGirl wrote:3. Endless wit and sarcasm fueled by boos


Wit? Dont'cha mean cynicism?
And fuck you with your booze fuel. My jaded dispersion comes 100% ol' natural.

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