3 THINGS THAT MAKE YOUR CAMP ROCK!

3 THINGS THAT MAKE YOUR CAMP ROCK!

Postby winebuff » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:45 am

Us virgins going to BM for the first time would love to know what are the 3 things you are doing this year that are the coolest about your camp. Besides of course the people :)

Very excited to join you on the playa!
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Postby misfit » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:19 am

1. interactive
2. women
3. alcohol
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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:21 am

I'll just give you the list of things that make camps awesome...from adds the most awesome points to lleast awesome points.


Free waffles
Free bacon
Free Pankes
Naked women on trampolines
Naked women on the stripper pole
Naked people from the island of lesbos fucking on yer bar
Fun playground equipment
A sybian
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Postby winebuff » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:21 am

Can I ask the name of the camp or does that "give it away". Thx :)
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Postby winebuff » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:23 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I'll just give you the list of things that make camps awesome...from adds the most awesome points to lleast awesome points.


Free waffles
Free bacon
Free Pankes
Naked women on trampolines
Naked women on the stripper pole
Naked people from the island of lesbos fucking on yer bar
Fun playground equipment
A sybian
hard shade


I LOVE bacon :)
I have wine :)
What is the name of your camp?
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Postby Elliot » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:31 am

:D
Windproof shade.
Accoustic musical instruments. (A piano, in our case)
Chest freezer containing ice cream -- and our own ice so we don't have to keep running to Arctica.
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:39 am

A pirate ship

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Dirty Southern Burners

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Postby Box Burner » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:59 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I'll just give you the list of things that make camps awesome...from adds the most awesome points to lleast awesome points.


Free waffles
Free bacon
Free Pankes
Naked women on trampolines
Naked women on the stripper pole
Naked people from the island of lesbos fucking on yer bar
Fun playground equipment
A sybian
hard shade


Hell Firemoose... that isn't what makes camps awsome. Quit misleading the birgins. there are lots of places that are truly awesome that do not have any of that stuff. Geez.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Postby winebuff » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:09 am

But I like bacon :D
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:18 am

Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro:

Wine
Absinthe
Me

I could go on, but what's the point?
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Postby winebuff » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:19 am

You had me at ME :)
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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:22 am

C.f.M. wrote:Dirty Southern Burners

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You have a waffle house shirt AND can suck like that?


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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:38 am

misfit wrote:1. interactive
2. women
3. alcohol


He asked about your camp, not my tentvagina.

Shit, Moose, put some tequila in your dick and we'll see what happens...
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Postby misfit » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:50 am

Hmmm, my camp,,,
1. paramedics / EMT's
2. jack daniels
3. morning after pill
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:29 am

1 Snark
2 Sarcasm
3 Boobies
3a BED Seminar
4 OED
5 Fcuk Cancer
6 Terminal City
7 Piney and TITWI
8 Boobies
9 Snark

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Postby Dustdevil » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:32 am

Lots of Stickers

Frozen Margaritas

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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:40 am

so I'm thinking, that sounds great!

But what's y'alls' camps' names?
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Postby Chessna » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:49 am

Dustdevil wrote:Lots of Stickers

Frozen Margaritas

The World's Most Dangerous Bar


Kinda off topic- Why do people love stickers so much on the playa? I know that nothing makes me feel like a giddy 6 year old more than getting a sparkly sticker (extra points if it's a scratch n' sniff) but I would think that they would lose their sticky and become MOOP quickly on the playa. Is this not the case?
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Postby VeganChoirGirl » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:56 am

FM is camping with me at Stag Camp (unregistered...so...we'll be 7:30 issshhhhhh)

1. Tue/Thu Night Grilled Cheese and Funk Parties

2. Trampoline

3. Endless wit and sarcasm fueled by boos
Finally moving to SF...can't WAIT!
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Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:08 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:1 Snark
2 Sarcasm
3 Boobies
3a BED Seminar
4 OED
5 Fcuk Cancer
6 Terminal City
7 Piney and TITWI
8 Boobies
9 Snark



Jeesh, I am flattered !!!

And especially because I ranked higher than some of the boobies and snark.



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Postby Dustdevil » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:21 pm

I think most of the stickers people pick up at our camp are taken home and applied. I very seldom see them on the Playa.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:32 pm

Maybe you need to make cooler stickers ?
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:09 pm

Stickers for your cooler? :D

1. A truly interactive component = something cool to do.
2. Be unique, do not be a carbon copy of anything else on the playa or anywhere else.
3. Boobies, or booze, or fire, or all three.
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:15 pm

I like my latest sticker gift

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Stickers in random places - shush - help cheer me up the rest of the year.
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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:28 pm

[quote="C.f.M."]
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:34 pm

...it was a Very Special Episode.
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Postby Savannah » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:53 pm

Kinda off topic- Why do people love stickers so much on the playa? I know that nothing makes me feel like a giddy 6 year old more than getting a sparkly sticker (extra points if it's a scratch n' sniff) but I would think that they would lose their sticky and become MOOP quickly on the playa. Is this not the case?


That's a worthwhile concern, so attention should be paid to making stickers too awesome to lose, but if the recipient is like me, the sticker does not become MOOP because 1) I never MOOP intentionally 2) I flatten it immediately into a notepad or paperback book for application to something when I get home, as a happy memory. Of course, it may end up in a stack of Burning Man stickers that are so cool I haven't found a deserving host, in which case I periodically just sift them through my fingers, murmuring:

"Gold . . . . GOLD . . . "
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Postby ZenoBoy » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:22 pm

Where does one find the Naked Women on Trampolines handing out free waffles camp?

Ohhhhh let it begin!!!!!

I think I need to go clean up now.
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Postby Dustdevil » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:24 pm

That's easy. Just go to First Camp.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:55 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:1 Snark
2 Sarcasm
3 Boobies
3a BED Seminar
4 OED
5 Fcuk Cancer
6 Terminal City
7 Piney and TITWI
8 Boobies
9 Snark



Jeesh, I am flattered !!!

And especially because I ranked higher than some of the boobies and snark.



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