GutteralRetch wrote:I know I'm a Birgin, but I've written down a list of a few 'notable landmarks' that I will be visiting 100% for sure.
BurningBribe wrote:My corporate masters are forcing me to add to this post in hopes that we will be able to steal some unknowing soul away from another and use our technological prowess to find you a new soulmate.
On that note this is one of my favorite stories from one of our loyal customers: About mid day Wednesday this guy approaches me and says he has to tell me a story. Luckily I was on one of my OSHA mandated 15 minute breaks and had some time to kill. He had two friends at the playa in 2008. One friend was from college and lived In Maryland and the other was a work friend from the Bay area. They had never met, knew nothing of each others existence, and on separate days just so happened to utilize our soulmate matching services on different days. Out of the millions of customers were serve each year our highly advanced computer algorithms matched these two together. They had a wonderful playa romance and parted ways, but something in their gut told them that they couldn't let each other slip through the cracks. After a year of dating long distance, the gentleman moved to Maryland, and they lived happily ever after. At least that is the official version I was provided of the ending to this story.
So to say the least everyone should come visit, and if you feel like meeting lots of new people then send an application our way I promise the job interview/torture session is painless and you won't remember it anyways.
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