APOKILIPTIKA 2010!!!

Postby Lassen Forge » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:59 am

As long as is not GENEVA convention...
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:24 am

Can I keep him?

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Postby Killbuck » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:33 am

Nyet....



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Da! Is more like it!!!!!
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Postby Lassen Forge » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:10 pm

We have fun new exciting socialist re-education film for your mandatory watching... will be shown at Kantina, one of the "nights at Kantina Moviehaus" features.

More will be disklosed.. later... after you tell us Information, darlink.

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Postby Killbuck » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:06 pm

Ok enough time.

Now is later.

Everybody to get from street!!!!!!!


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Postby Finnegan » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:17 pm

YAY! It's Doom Man! If he can't destroy us, no one can!
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Postby Killbuck » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:43 pm

Greetings Masses!!!!!

The Kernul here.

All is going very well, and APOKILIPTIKA is ready to celebrate it's 6th anniv as a theme camp, and 4th anniv as a theme camp of Terminal City- Village.

At this time.... our camp is full.

I have been entertained by the numerous requests from blue fur wearing virgins, 25 by the RV full, looking for nice camp real estate.. offering massages... ahem....

But seriously, APOK is a THEME camp, and might I add, one of the theme-i-est damn them camps in BRC!!!! We like new people... as long as.... they are into the idea of the theme!!!!


Think Afghanistan in 1978... a Soviet Army camp in a degenerated conflict.

Did those boys have a bar in the desert? Hell yeah they did!!!!! And thus our inspiration for Kantina APOKILIPTIKA.

If I may add, Bay Bridge Sue- our 2010 Kantina Dominatrix, has lots in store for all of you. May I apologize in advance. Our lawyers stand by.

Thanks to all of our loyal fans, and be sure to visit us at Athens and 330.

Fortes Fortunes Adiuvat.....(Fortune Favors the Brave---)

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Postby C.f.M. » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:56 am

Movies and a floor show, ja?

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Postby Lassen Forge » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:12 pm

Live Rounds...

(From Fountain of Truth)

We will be working dilligently at Doom Dome to kreate more openings at Apok... Applicants for newly made spots should have own gear, food, water, and cyanide capsule, be able to successfully hose blood/entrails off playa surface to assist in LNT philosophy, and dig long deep ditches to place former apokiliptikans in while we create more space. Experience with heavy earthmoving and/or unmarked mass grave digging/filling equipment and lye handling preferred...
(Ravers, banal artists, or those with or without issues need not apply.)

Applications may be submitted to:


"Soft Target Ad"
c/o Apokiliptik Bureau of Condemnation, Interrogation, and Obfuscation,
Box 1732904, Rommel Executive Skytower (Northeast),
164th floor, room 29j32x4v,
Black Rock City, Dominion of Apokiliptika.


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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:01 pm

what did the out of work censor say to his co-workers?



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Postby Stitch » Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:40 pm

I am all about the theme, good Kernul. I've got my bullet belt, Apokiliptika pasties, fashionable dictatrix headwear and a homemade whip. Over the knee retraining sessions for all sparkle ponies who pass through.
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Postby Lassen Forge » Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:57 pm

Veee...



EAT



Sparkle Ponies.




Is OK, Stitch... Ve Vill re-edukate you WELL... You Haff a ZHSPARK that says - You will tell me ALL...

Your interrogation hass ben skeduled high nooooooon, Sunday bevore Open - you WILL to present your (soon to be) Corpse for BB's "Special High Intensity Training" Zession... Or rue days until man burns, knowing ve VILL to zee you zoon...

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:58 am

I don't eat sparkle ponies. All that glitter is scrunchy in the worst way on my teeth.
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Postby Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:48 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I don't eat sparkle ponies. All that glitter is scrunchy in the worst way on my teeth.


We are planning new camp for them, 1:00 and Zurich. Wait on tracks - you will to hear cool party horn of theirs blowing after short while...
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:33 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I don't eat sparkle ponies. All that glitter is scrunchy in the worst way on my teeth.


We are planning new camp for them, 1:00 and Zurich. Wait on tracks - you will to hear cool party horn of theirs blowing after short while...

Been there, done that, and frankly, I'll take a mouthful of glitter any day.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


Get a Taint, you pathetic cur!
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Postby Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:49 am

Can't say that I blame you!!! (Tho the glitter would be pretty bad also... just not quite as bad.)

What you really need to watch out for, however, is when the glitter ponies morph into Unicorns - if you don't boil the horn long enough, the unicorn horn gets stringy... too long, and the goo coagulates between your teeth.

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Postby Eric » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:53 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:if you don't boil the horn long enough, the unicorn horn gets stringy... too long, and the goo coagulates between your teeth.


quiet Eric, just step away slowly and keep your mouth closed....
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Postby Killbuck » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:21 pm

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Postby Finnegan » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:23 pm

THAT'S HORRIBLE! Kill it with fire!
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Postby Lassen Forge » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:17 am

This we can do...

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Brought to you by Apokiliptik Fire Brigade and Unsafety Match Company, Ltd. - The choice of crematoriae worldwide - we put the Zest-a in Vesta!!

(Thanks to our komrades at Playa del Fuego for posting this originally!!)
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:35 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOZuLD1u_K4[/youtube]
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Postby Lassen Forge » Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:01 pm

Ever body shall to get off street.

I love that movie!!
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Postby Elorrum » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:00 pm

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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:04 am

Ah, the sparkle pony airlift...
Arranged by our wise and generous leader Kernel Killbuck so the poor capitalist children may have magic companions.
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Postby Elorrum » Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:56 pm

This is from the WKRP sparkle pony drop.

Who knew sparkle ponies could not fly?
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Postby Lassen Forge » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:02 am

Why all talk about Sparkle Pony? Is like Herring without fish smell. Is like non-agression pact with UN Peacekeepers.

Is not of Stalin, Socialism, and forwarding aims of Warsaw Pact...
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Postby Eric » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:59 am

Comrade Leader, to have capitalist photograph is corrected for spread joy of Marxist-Leninism

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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:02 am

Doctored Photograph of the Day!!!
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our sparkleponies can shoot the balls off a gnat at 30 yds.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:07 am

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