The Tiny Toaster Museum

The Tiny Toaster Museum

Postby Empress Rosa » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:33 am

Missed the WHO WHAT WHEN BOOK SO....THIS POST IS TO ANNOUNCE
MY 2010 ART PROJECT THAT WILL BE PLACED IN TERMINAL VILLAGE
(USUALLY FOUND AT 3:15/A)
PLEASE COME AND CELEBRATE THE BEAUTY AND AWESOMENESS OF
THE TOASTER. MUSEUM WILL BE OPEN 24/7. COME AND MAKE
A TOAST AND WRITE ON THE WALLS. ON FRIDAY DON'T MISS BRUNCH 10-2PM/ MIMOSAS AND CINNAMON TOAST WILL BE SERVED. A VIEWING OF "THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER" WILL BE SHOWN. SPECIAL GIFTS FOR ALL THOSE" TOAST" FOLKS FROM THE ARIZONA REGIONAL. SEE YOU ON THE PLAYA. I LOVE TOAST.
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Postby Sham » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:45 am

I too love toast. It's so nice to find like minded people here on eplaya as well as Burning Man. I am not sure how many of "us" will be there, but at least there will be a few of us. Do you know if there will be some metal forks there at your camp, just in case the toast gets stuck in the toaster? I like to live dangerously!

Powdered Toast Man is my hero!
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Postby Elorrum » Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:26 am

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Toast, Toast, Toast

Postby Empress Rosa » Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:43 am

Thanks so much for your great responses.... I can't believe how much
fun we can have with a piece of bread. Hope to see you on the playa.
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Postby Sham » Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:05 am

Empress Rosa, can I offer a slogan for your Tiny Toaster Museum.
"Toast: It's Not Just Bread Anymore"!
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Postby bluemoon541 » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:02 pm

back in the 90s there was a screen saver program called after dark...their signature screen saver was call flying toasters....

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Postby Captain Goddammit » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:15 pm

Toast is one of nature's perfect foods! I carry a toaster onboard my mutant vehicle, although it gets used mostly for Pop Tarts - an excellent playa food that requires no refrigeration and comes in a dust-proof package!
Will you have any vintage toasters to admire? Maybe an old side-opening unit with a fabric-wrapped power cord like I used as a kid?
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Postby Rice » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:36 pm

bluemoon541 wrote:back in the 90s there was a screen saver program called after dark...their signature screen saver was call flying toasters....


I remember that screen saver ... It indirectly paid my rent due to the number of systems it seemed to somehow mess up!
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Postby EmilyD » Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:02 pm

with some of this? Image
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:09 pm

1--Ever been to a Negativland show? They ended them by putting toast into a toaster until it caught on fire. I got to see them once...
2--The woman who started After Dark (she was not the only founder, so no runnign that through an argument) was my sister's best friend in jr. high and high school.
3--My mother makes lemon curd, Emily.
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:16 am

I'll have to try some Lemon Curd Emily.
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Postby LadyVroom » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:55 am

TOOOOOOOOOOOAST!!!!!!!!!

It's a good thing! I love toast, too!

But, alas, i have a wheat/yeast intolerance now. Most gluten-free breads are like hockey pucks when you toast them.

Since then I've turned to the plethora of gluten-free frozen waffles on the market (try Van's). Since it's hard to spread butter, etc. on the square-pocked waffles, I've gone to making my own fruit compote with fruit from the farmer's market. Berries are cheaper the more you buy there.

Any chance there will be gluten-free toast at your shindig?
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:19 pm

Okay, that's just strange.
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