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Postby Ugly Dougly » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:15 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:I'll be visiting The Bone Room in Oakland soon to see what they have for us.

May I suggest that you go to Albany instead? The Bone Room hasn't been in Oakland for over a decade.

Albany, Berkeley, Oakland. It's the place on Solano. :)
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Postby Wolfe » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:45 pm

Next time, I'll turn around 180 degrees and show my more photogenic side :D .

That one part went up pretty quickly. A few more trips to OSH for some washers, bolts, and nuts, and hopefully this thing should be done by next weekend.

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:42 pm

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Ugly Dougly wrote:I'll be visiting The Bone Room in Oakland soon to see what they have for us.

May I suggest that you go to Albany instead? The Bone Room hasn't been in Oakland for over a decade.

Albany, Berkeley, Oakland. It's the place on Solano. :)


Yeah, I know where you mean, and I assure you it's Albany. Too low down Solano to be Berkeley. And nowhere near Oakland.
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Postby ygmir » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:41 pm

the "over/under" is done.........well, two more braces and it will be.....

special preference to "clothing optional" participants.......IMHO anyway.......
after all Dougly is the real power here....


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Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:57 am

Does it look dangerous enough?
I can borrow some alligators from the zoo if you like. They're desert critters after all...
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Postby littleflower » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:53 am

we could tie rattlesnakes to the beams, too...
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Postby ygmir » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:59 am

littleflower wrote:we could tie rattlesnakes to the beams, too...


maybe immitate them by having Dougly and Wolfe stand on each side naked?..........

you could also use it as a scoring system..............
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Postby littleflower » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:10 am

why just dougly and wolfe? you can help, too!

jeez ... how to scare everyone away ... hee
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Postby ygmir » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:14 am

because, I'm far to shy, demure, delicate and sensitive to unleash the "playasnake" in public..........
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put that away unless your planning on using it..

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:33 am

i believe the word is modesty.


and just like when i walk into any venue with my lovely consort, connie, all monkeys immediately want to kill me for i stand in their way.

of course, they are sadly outgunned, and i do not want to rub it in their faces so to speak by insisting on comparisons.


i walk softly in hard boots, and i use velcro to keep it secure, it's better than duct tape, and i don't wear short shorts, because the tip of the iceberg is all anyone ever sees.

i'll take my nice, black, buttonless undergarments, thank you very much, you fucking nudies.
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Postby littleflower » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:26 am

oh, pooh pooh simon, i could probably lure her away with my strap on, which is much, much bigger than liz estrada's...
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Postby MozyBonz » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:40 am

littleflower wrote:oh, pooh pooh simon, i could probably lure her away with my strap on, which is much, much bigger than liz estrada's...



Snap..... :shock:
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Postby wedeliver » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:44 am

ygmir wrote:the "over/under" is done.........well, two more braces and it will be.....

special preference to "clothing optional" participants.......IMHO anyway.......
after all Dougly is the real power here....


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Looks great and I had a thought how bad it would look if you used limb wood 3" dia bark removed, would look very barbarian. (one skinny tree should give enough lumber) Or have you considered "distressing" the horizontal pieces, by banging on them with a double jack sledge hammer, done right it would look really nice.

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:46 am

littleflower wrote:oh, pooh pooh simon, i could probably lure her away with my strap on, which is much, much bigger than liz estrada's...




try and you shall fail, insist and you will surely face a wrath as you have never known.


i dont play monkey games, i dont swing from the trees like baboons or bonobos.

i am not one of you, nor is my girlfriend, dont ask us to join in your monkey games, for you will be refused.

are we clear now?

the banter and speculation may now end.

back to your usual bananas.
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Postby MozyBonz » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:57 am

Giggles at Simon..That’s OK you can come and hang out with Bump and I anytime Monkey Flower.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:05 pm

just so you know, you will all burn in hell for your transgressions.






i hear it's a nice dry heat though, not like Coconut Grove or Hialeah.

now LAUDERDALE, there's a hell you dont want to even think about, as it is the newark of the tropics.

just keep that in mind next time you decide to swap saliva with some swine flu carrying hairy fecocteh trustafarian e-tard.

like me...
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Postby MozyBonz » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:07 pm

Ha ha ha ha Children stories don't scare me.
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Postby littleflower » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:18 pm

mozy ... you have to go, so i have someone to hang out with, now that simon has dissed me, for fear of losing his girlfriend ...

honestly, simon, there is no reason why you should find out, anyhow...
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:45 pm

i'm just being practical , and i would rather you gift that roofie to someone else.






they dont work on robots anyway....


believe me, they have tried to put me down, but they never figured it would be so hard, and would take so many mgs....this is why the clowns will never get me, i reaLLY do not sleep, it is unnecessary and i find it amusing that you waste a third of your minutes here in this world doing so,and for what, perchance to dream?


suckers, there is work to be done.



bricks to be made



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Postby littleflower » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:18 pm

i can't help it, massive egos are such a turn-on.

besides, maybe you'll remember me when the new world order is created .... i always wanted to be persephone, but her spot is no longer available, so i'll try to think of something else....
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Postby Wolfe » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:44 pm

ygmir wrote:
littleflower wrote:we could tie rattlesnakes to the beams, too...


maybe immitate them by having Dougly and Wolfe stand on each side naked?..........

you could also use it as a scoring system..............


I like this idea! :) However, before I commit-- *What* scoring system?

Otherwise, I think I'll go with my original idea of wearing barbarian-ish pants this particular Burning Man :).

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:53 pm

Littleflower has a yardstick (the "bananameter") for evaluating the men of the species. Ask her about it when we get to the desert.

The Deliverer is correct. Can we stain our wooden beams with something safe for the environment? Walnut hulls and linseed oil? Do you see where a brace of nice skulls and bones would fit in?

I am losing count of the double-entendres and from now on I'll be free-styling. :)
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Postby littleflower » Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:42 pm

i'm lost in the double entendres, too ... i think the robots are threatening us barbarians ... they think they are the future, and we the past ....

the brutes .... !

i was thinking of making something for the ends of the beams, papier mache, prehaps ... but i am not sure if i'll have time. how big are the ends? i'd need to find wood to work with, so they fit.
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Postby MozyBonz » Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:27 pm

Simon wrote:They don’t work on robots anyway....


Roofies on robots?

Please I use a 500kV Jacob's ladder on robots.



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Postby adam link » Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:30 pm

steel stiffy!

this robot LOVES lightning.
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Postby MozyBonz » Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:33 pm

adam link wrote:steel stiffy!

this robot LOVES lightning.



Snicker....told you. :twisted:
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Postby Oldguy » Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:51 pm

(1) Stain the posts with the blood of your enemies. ( Or red barn paint.)
(2) Allow champions to mark your posts with their name or sign. ( Carving or laundry markers.)
(3) Accept tributes from passersby to assuage your wrath. ( Skulls, bones, or other hard earned schwag.)

Three gifts of wisdom freely given from an old sage in respect for past glories won and future glories to come. :twisted:
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Postby littleflower » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:52 pm

i love it, old guy .... you are truly a barbarian... thank you!

i can bring some glue, and red paint.... if we decorate from the ends of the structures in, we may be able to give decorated pieces away, and burn the rest... what do you think? an ongoing artwork! we would have to be able to cut pieces off, though.

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:13 pm

You're a big girl, Littleflower, you know what to do with the end of a barbarian's wooden beam.

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