New For 2009: Barbie Death Village!

Postby nickn » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:47 pm

Are Bratz welcome?
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Postby gyre » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:17 pm

I'd like to see a battle between the barbies and bratz.
Armageddon in troll dolls.
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Postby tubahurl » Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:09 am

I hear the Bratz crew is already well connected at BRC.

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Postby ZuberiWamukota » Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:59 am

[quote="cullen"]pyro every time i see your avatar you remind me of a platoon sgt from iraq.[/quote]

Yes indeed he does, he looks like a gentleman by the name of SSG Hock. Could be an E-7 by now, didnt get deployed with him this time.
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:06 am

No self-respecting death camp for Barbies would open itself up for Bratz. They can have their own living hell if they'd like.

And my avitar, well, I'm not really a red head. Even before I was bald.
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Postby joel the ornery » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:07 am

box of barbie sheets, pillow cases, sleeping bag and beach towel are enroute via usps, parcel post.
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:00 pm

We are not worthy.
We are not worthy.
We are not worthy.
We are not worthy.


Oh well, maybe we are. Thanks Joel!
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Postby joel the ornery » Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:49 am

Your item was processed and left our HAZELWOOD, MO 63042 facility on February 6, 2009.

and i will send a couple of barbies and a barbie coloring book this week.

sure, you're worthy.
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:31 pm

Gracias, mi amigo. And I hope the recouperation period is short and relatively painless.
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:50 pm

I would like to thank Littleflower for the kind donation of 10 Barbies. They will certainly enjoy their little vacation at our "holiday camp". Actually they will be used in decorating the New and Improved! Tieland, which will be magically transformed into the Barbie Portable Whorehouse & Party Mobile. See it at a Playa near you!
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Postby Igneouss » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:16 pm

Basic b/e analysis:
2005 $243K
06 $855K
07 $1.0M
08 $1.1M
09 $0
10 $1.1M
11 $1.2M
12 $1.2M
That’s $6.8M that thousands of volunteers deserve to know about. Capitalism is alive at BM. Tickets are the commodity. Others have estimated higher profits.
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Postby Nick Collide » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:29 pm

Your kind of girls doc?

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Postby joel the ornery » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:41 am

Doc, it appears the package is in your town. JT found Barbies for a buck a piece yesterday.
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:12 pm

I went to the post office yesterday and the claim card was in the box, but the counter was closed. I'll pick it up on Tuesday. Thanks again. Now what we need are three or four My Size Barbies, but I think we'll be able to decorate the truck (which we plan on moving today) with what we've now received to have it pass DMV muster. I hope.
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:21 pm

Nick, they would be my kind of girls if they had been, well, naked.

Thanks for the post!
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Postby janicels » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:54 am

is trying to get paper work in for the camp within barbie death village,,, so happy.....
whooo we are camping with greeters....it will be great
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Postby janicels » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:28 pm

whoo hooo paper work is in and camp plans are done for preserved in time
now we wait
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Postby mojo » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:04 pm

Ok Doc - I picked up a suitcase full of Barbies last weekend. All yours but I have lost your addy - please PM and I'll send them along.
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Postby akmojo » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:33 pm

BTW Nick....
those are our new greeters in camp !!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:42 pm

http://www.paperchampion.net/

Somebody wrote a song called Barbie Death Camp. Sure it kind of sucks, but I don't see anybody else's camp with their own song. So there.
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Postby Nick Collide » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:55 pm

akmojo wrote:BTW Nick....
those are our new greeters in camp !!


Awesome! ANOTHER reason to stop by! :D
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Postby Dr Dilemma » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:30 am

if the 'barbie death camp' is the one I'm thinking of, then Graham Norton totally stole your idea! So funny, yet so disturbing!
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Barbie turns fifty. NPR wants barbie photos

Postby Marscrumbs » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:52 am

Story here:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... =100980071

Can we send them photos took from last year's deathcamp?
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Postby Dustdevil » Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:09 pm

Hey Doc, are you going to celebrate her 50th?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i52SisQiF8g
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:16 pm

Let's just say I've spent the last four glorious days celebrating. And let's just say it involved bourbon.
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Postby akmojo » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:25 pm

I posted a suggestion in the Dirty Jobs section on the Discovery Channel webpage.....

Burningman........ outhouses !

I bet it would make for a heck of an episode, Rowe has a great sense of humor and with Playa life going on all around him.....
add a comment, lets see if we can get them to come visit !!

my ticket is pinned to my bulletin board in my kitchen... look at it every day......
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Postby mojo » Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:41 am

akmojo wrote:I posted a suggestion in the Dirty Jobs section on the Discovery Channel webpage.....

Burningman........ outhouses !

I bet it would make for a heck of an episode, Rowe has a great sense of humor and with Playa life going on all around him.....
add a comment, lets see if we can get them to come visit !!

my ticket is pinned to my bulletin board in my kitchen... look at it every day......


Oh YES! Or he could do a day with the DPW shade crew!!!!!!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:05 pm

You guys can say all you want about the outhouses, but I think Robbidobbs and her minions do the finest job on the playa. And I'm no fan of the DPW, but Ms. Rdobbs is an exception.
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Postby akmojo » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:29 pm

Doc, it has nothing to do with the quality of Robbies work.. just how dirty/dusty it is....
BTW, what about the camp renting our own porta's...???
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:37 am

It has been considered, then vetoed. Cleaning became an expense that couldn't be overcome unless we raised camp dues to $150. Happily our village is always within a block of the JOTS. And JR, think about it this way: Imagine all of the fascinating people we meet when going to take a pee!
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