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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:32 pm

At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?
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Postby Finnegan » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:33 pm

Fake fur, or Hello Kitty, tm.
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Postby Bob » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:41 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:45 pm

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Postby EspressoDude » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:52 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Image


Is that the new store in Empire?

DOOM-MART

Everything one needs to have your very own DOOM,
and to fit right in at TERMINAL CITY

APOKILIPTIKA WARE on aisles 2 thru 17,
PBR on aisle 18 and 19
Kinky wear on aisle 20

No need to shop all the fake-O surplus stores
for your DOOM needs, or raiding grandpa's
1955 Atomic Bomb Shelter (we've already been there)

DOOM-MART...ONE STOP DOOM SHOPPING
BUY AT DOOM-MART OR BE TOAST
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:54 pm

notice how it is handicap accessible.


i'm just sayin'.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:03 pm

and there appears to be a subliminal image in the mushroom cloud, too.
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Postby Isotopia » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:15 pm

At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?


When the guy wearing it gets past his inhibitions, takes the goddamn thing off and puts on a fucking skirt.

Ideally with matching jewelry, footwear and a sensible top (or not.)
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Postby Badger » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:18 pm

What she said.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:57 am

or they're just skirt-tolerant.


since at least 30% of the kilts at BM are actually skirts, one must accept and live and let live and stay far away from C & F or Stiffy Lube if one is a good looking, hunka hunka kilt for fear of attracting the unwanted attention of pink predators.

happens every year, suck a couple a dicks and all of a sudden you're a faggot....





that's a joke people, dont string me up by my Heterosexual balls, please.
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Postby ygmir » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:08 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:or they're just skirt-tolerant.


since at least 30% of the kilts at BM are actually skirts, one must accept and live and let live and stay far away from C & F or Stiffy Lube if one is a good looking, hunka hunka kilt for fear of attracting the unwanted attention of pink predators.

happens every year, suck a couple a dicks and all of a sudden you're a faggot....





that's a joke people, dont string me up by my Heterosexual balls, please.


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Postby AntiM » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:12 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?


"Tis a kilt, man, were I wearing anything under it, then it would be a skirt."

You should have seen airport security when MyLarry offered to remove his Workman because every single snap was setting off the metal detectors and the guy with the wand was getting truly uncomfortable. "NO, that's alright sir!"

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:24 am

since i am on the "probe every orifice" list with the TSA because of a previous fed. weapons charge, i ONLY go commando when traveling.



one less thing to take off, and the reactions are usually priceless since they expect boxers under my suit.


i was "Randomly Selected" THREE times at JFK last time i went thru there in 2006...

the last was a private booth so i just walked in and dropped my pants and after that they blushed and said...."thats ok, you can keep your pants on" and after checking my bag AGAIN they let me on the plane LAST so everybody WAITING for the extra 10 minutes to take off knew it was me they were searching.


boy, you get caught once fucking around with firearms and they never let you live it down.....geez.
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Postby ygmir » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:26 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:since i am on the "probe every orifice" list with the TSA because of a previous fed. weapons charge, i ONLY go commando when traveling.



one less thing to take off, and the reactions are usually priceless since they expect boxers under my suit.


i was "Randomly Selected" THREE times at JFK last time i went thru there in 2006...

the last was a private booth so i just walked in and dropped my pants and after that they blushed and said...."thats ok, you can keep your pants on" and after checking my bag AGAIN they let me on the plane LAST so everybody WAITING for the extra 10 minutes to take off knew it was me they were searching.


boy, you get caught once fucking around with firearms and they never let you live it down.....geez.


gotta be a good story, wanna share?
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Postby EspressoDude » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:31 am

at least you were "commando" and not wearing girl's thong panties!!

altho that's been seen at Apokiliptika..


People are so F'n DOOMED to be what they are....
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:38 am

yes, and others project what they want you to be....

to thine own self, be true.


thats why i smoke Marlboros, not More Light 120's....
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:50 am

gotta be a good story, wanna share?


there's not much to tell Ygmir, i got popped at bm 2002 near the abyss with a sawed-off shottie in my saddlebags.

i brought it with me from NY for "protection"* on the road.


*that is the official story, i really just brought it because i like to go plinking and you just cant do that shit in the east unless you live in W. Virginia, but i avoid that state like the plague.

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Postby ygmir » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:53 am

was that the cause of your familiarity with the "round house" in Lovelock?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:53 am

yes sir.
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Postby ygmir » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:01 am

Imagine:
had it happened last year, you might have been "hangin' with O.J." (a new sit-com on WB network)..........

I wish I knew how to make the posters you guys make. I can see a good one for "Lovelock, O.J., and, Doom"..........I can see a pic of knives, and a circular bar lined with bloody Mary's (Nichols).
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:11 am

i'd still be there (lovelock) or at lakeside detention for the criminally insane in sparks if it were'nt for my high friends, in places.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:34 am

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Postby AntiM » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:39 am

I learned to shoot MyLarry's long barrel 12 gauge by plinking in West Virginia, in his mom's backyard. Big, hilly backyard. Although all I heard was the roar of the gun, and plastic doesn't "plink". However, I can make a milk jug dance in the air. Don't break into my house bearing gallons of dairy products!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:49 am

i guess it's time to drop the milkman Dan persona.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:39 pm

Isn't it spelled "knickers"?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:48 pm

not if they're stolen.
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Postby Finnegan » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:57 pm

Knickerbockers, pretty sure.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:52 am

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