Simon of the Playa wrote:
At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?
Simon of the Playa wrote:or they're just skirt-tolerant.
since at least 30% of the kilts at BM are actually skirts, one must accept and live and let live and stay far away from C & F or Stiffy Lube if one is a good looking, hunka hunka kilt for fear of attracting the unwanted attention of pink predators.
happens every year, suck a couple a dicks and all of a sudden you're a faggot....
that's a joke people, dont string me up by my Heterosexual balls, please.
Ugly Dougly wrote:At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?
Simon of the Playa wrote:since i am on the "probe every orifice" list with the TSA because of a previous fed. weapons charge, i ONLY go commando when traveling.
one less thing to take off, and the reactions are usually priceless since they expect boxers under my suit.
i was "Randomly Selected" THREE times at JFK last time i went thru there in 2006...
the last was a private booth so i just walked in and dropped my pants and after that they blushed and said...."thats ok, you can keep your pants on" and after checking my bag AGAIN they let me on the plane LAST so everybody WAITING for the extra 10 minutes to take off knew it was me they were searching.
boy, you get caught once fucking around with firearms and they never let you live it down.....geez.
gotta be a good story, wanna share?
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