30,000 WATTS OF BASS (bagend) seeks a home - your camp? =)

Do you have BASS at your camp this year?!?

No
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30,000 WATTS OF BASS (bagend) seeks a home - your camp? =)

Postby neuronaut » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:18 pm

Hi there!

ME:
I'm a seasoned BM resident with an amazing sound system, a big heart, and the desire to get myself to burningman to contribute beautiful experiences!

THE SYSTEM:
The system is 22, 18" bagend subs and 3 sets of tops with 30,000 watts of perfectly matched crown amps and all outboard gear to make club sound happen in the middle of the playa. Enough for a very loud outdoor area for 500-800 peeps! The last time I took it out there, you could hear it way out in the playa. It's glorious!

THE MUSIC:
I hope you have your own DJs too, and I want to work with you. Either way, I have connections that can supply an amazing roster of talent globally – I hope to invite artists that are already there to play on our system.

YOU:
Have a cool camp somewhere in the sound zone (the outer perimeter). Maybe you have some basic speakers, and would welcome professional sound, or better yet, you've got an amazing art exhibit and would love to compliment it with good, tasteful electronic music.

Can’t wait to hear back from you! =)

You can reach me here: neuronaut (ahht) neuronaut (dawt) org

PLEASE NOTE: I am not advertising items or services for sale or trade.

Peace!
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Postby AntiM » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:21 pm

You're trying to piss me off, aren't you?

Hey, eplayans, this guy wants $7K to bring his "gift" to the playa. I've booted his ass twice and explained it, so NOW I will allow the eplaya community to explain it to him.

Have fun. You asked me, I said no, and still you post.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:23 pm

OOOOOH OOOOH OOOOH OOOOH !!!!!OOOOOH!!!


ME ME ME ME ME!!!!


CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN ICAN I CAN I CAN I PLEASEPLEASSE PLEASEPLEASSE
PLEASEPLEASSE PLEASEPLEASSE PLEASEPLEASSE PLEASEPLEASSE

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Postby AntiM » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:27 pm

Sure, Simon, be my guest.

Just don't violate the TOS, okay?
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Postby neuronaut » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:28 pm

AntiM wrote:You're trying to piss me off, aren't you?

Hey, eplayans, this guy wants $7K to bring his "gift" to the playa. I've booted his ass twice and explained it, so NOW I will allow the eplaya community to explain it to him.

Have fun. You asked me, I said no, and still you post.



Well I feel like if you knew where my heart was you wouldn't attack me.

My first reaction was to remove this post after seeing how upset you are, but then I decided to leave it and let others be the judge.

I'm not trying to deceive anyone - I'm just trying to have fun at burningman this year. :D
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Postby AntiM » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:32 pm

Hey, I told you this was not the place to find a home for your sound system for money... I get you can't afford to do it on your own. I told you there were more appropriate venues and deleted your post after explaining you couldn't do it by simply not mentioning the cost. And still you posted. Complete disregard for the TOS, the community, and my efforts to stick to the moderation guidelines. I could just keep deleting you, but I want you to see how the eplaya reacts to commerce, so perhaps you would believe me when I say "bad idea".
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:38 pm

Golly, i was just gonna say "Hey Dude, dont piss of the moderator or really really really really bad things might happen the next time you try to plug in your Amps because god dont like business-hippies, a contrarian term, but none-the-less accurate... "


thats all. holy mackeral....gee whiz.


jeez.....


how can i type when i'm handcuffed....grumble
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:42 pm

please, just one, small tactical nuclear strike....i swear, thats it....no collateral damage except for maybe my own personal aesthetic, but if i must stoop, you know how low i can go.

limbo champion, waiting for the shock collar to be turned off so he can dance.
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Postby EspressoDude » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:05 pm

where's TOOLMAKER when we need him; and what he planned to do to a 70,000 watt system.



TM, TM, TM, where are you?

Oh wait, he was gonna do severe bodily harm or something, maybe a bonfire....I guess that's against the TOS
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Postby Token » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:45 pm

Hi Neuronut,

I'm putting together a big fire spinning expose on Thursday night in the deep Playa. It is going to be a wild crazy time out the and I would love it if you can roll out your sound rig out for our tunes.

If you had a big name DJ or two would also be super swell.

We will provide all the hot firespinning hotties, water bottles and well drinks for you and your crew. If needed we can probably scrounge up a can or two of diesel for your generator.

Let's meet on the north side of The Man on Thursday, dusk-30 or so.

Keep the bass thumping man!
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:55 pm

neuronaut wrote:Well I feel like if you knew where my heart was you wouldn't attack me.

If you're heart were in a good place (whatever the fuck that means, but let's not get all fucking hung up on definitions right now) you'd fucking take the information given to you and act upon it Appropriately!!!!
The fact that you continue to do what you want when you've been told it is not within the rules is a pretty darn solid clue that your heart is up your ass with your head.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:58 pm

neuronaut wrote:My first reaction was to remove this post after seeing how upset you are, but then I decided to leave it and let others be the judge.

ITYM: My first reaction was to remove this post after seeing how upset you are but then I found out I can't so I'm lieing through my teeth and pretending it was my idea.
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Postby ygmir » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:14 pm

ooohhh.
I gots moneez, you can haz for cumin to da playa........
duz you can speak " da reacharound"?........

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Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:08 am

You bring that soundsystem, let me install half of it on my MV,
and I will let you ride around on it and sit in the saddle provided on top
so you can look all cool and shit like that.

But only for one night.

If you knew where my heart is you would take me up on this offer.

It is most sincere offer, and I am not gonna charge you a penny.
I also am not gonna give you your equiptment back till Sunday,
and there is no guarantee that it won't catch on fire where I am gonna mount it,
but I do guarantee you will get it back on Sunday.

PLEASE NOTE: I am advertising items or services for trade.

I think this falls within the boundaries of the TOS....wanna play ?
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:44 am

hey, where'd he go?

sure, i sleep for like 3 hours, in a nice clown-proof bunker, and all hell breaks loose.


One-Eye, what's a Bagend anyway?

" 30,000 WATTS OF BASS (bagend) seeks a home - "

it sounds dirty....like the french word for scrotum or something.
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Postby pinemom » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:11 am

Does the "FIRM" have any idea how hard it was to keep quiet as I read this?















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Postby DaddyMassive » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:38 am

I'm interested, but do you have a copy of 2 become 1 by the Spice Girls?
And how many times, consecutively, would you be prepared to play it?
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Postby ygmir » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:48 am

seems like a dog who might drink the same beer as Homer Simpson?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:39 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz182bWa3r0[/youtube]

watch the opening 15 seconds closely.

this was all part of the 9/11 conspiracy......

2 become one

add an N to that, the 14th letter in the alphabet, which is ONE more than 13 which is a sacred masonic number and you get 2 become NONE.

shocking.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:03 am

It's time to have some fun.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:20 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz182bWa3r0[/youtube]

watch the opening 15 seconds closely.

this was all part of the 9/11 conspiracy......

2 become one

add an N to that, the 14th letter in the alphabet, which is ONE more than 13 which is a sacred masonic number and you get 2 become NONE.

shocking.


of course..............11 - 9 = 2..........
11 + 2 = 13

13 - 11 = 2

2 - 2 = 0

so,
13 to the 11th power = 1,792,160,394,037
about how much money we're giving certain bakers, which
when mulitplied by the afore mentioned equation......

leaves us with the amount of money we'll have left when they're done

how elementary.........
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Postby mojo » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:05 am

Neuronaut

Please let us know if you manage to get your system out to the playa. I would love to pay you a visit.
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Postby neuronaut » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:03 pm

Hi everyone,

I'm still here - if anyone here is really serious, just email me at neuronaut@neuronaut.org.

It's a major sound system so I can't move it around. I want to set it up in one place the whole week! =)

This is BagEnd: http://bagend.com/

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4 QUARTZ (16x18" cones): http://www.bagend.com/bagend/quartz-r.htm
2 D18E-R (4x18" cones): http://www.bagend.com/bagend/d18e-r.htm
2 S18E (2x18" cones): http://www.bagend.com/bagend/s18e-i.htm

The tops are Electrovoice 3-way. It sounds REALLY nice. :)
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Postby gyre » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:57 am

EV?
I use EV800s for the bottom end of my home system and studio horns for the top end in my car.
Love their studio stuff.


So, are you trying to do this for expenses and participate (which some people have still objected to) or participate and make a profit, or just market some equipment during a downtime?

Have you ever been out there?
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Postby gyre » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:09 am

Are any of these the kind of speakers donated to burning man, that we installed in the cafe in 2006?

Great, great sound, but OHMYGOD!!! the heaviest speakers I have ever seen and very small.
We ended up moving them by forklift.
Few camps realize how much potential volume center cafe has now, if they wanted to annoy people.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:13 am

let the shit storm begin.

nueronut, i'd put on at least some galoshes, "dude".
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Postby lemur » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:30 pm

gyre wrote:Few camps realize how much potential volume center cafe has now, if they wanted to annoy people.


oh boy.... I got a taste of it... was camping in center camp last year and i am PRETTY sure the ground was shaking under my tent and i couldnt have been much more than 300 feet away from the cafe.. if that


oh yes! they can pump up the volume.
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Postby neuronaut » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:50 pm

gyre wrote:So, are you trying to do this for expenses and participate (which some people have still objected to) or participate and make a profit, or just market some equipment during a downtime?

*I don't want to make any money. I never do! :)

gyre wrote:Have you ever been out there?

My first time was in 1996. I think I've been about 10 times! :)
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Postby neuronaut » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:52 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:let the shit storm begin.

nueronut, i'd put on at least some galoshes, "dude".


No problem. I love people but the web makes it so hard to relate like humans. :)

(Nothing but good vibes over here)
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:42 am

i have nothing but contempt for anyone who actually uses the words "good vibes" and is not referring to a quality percussion instrument.
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