It's gonna be a doozy. Fur is gonna fly. There will be so much urine, that the Truckee will get a new tributary.
It will involve insults, mindless mysogeny, crusty old burners laying down the law, rabid ravers love bombing anything that moves, topless hotties, shirtcocker, shouting, pushing, shoving, nipple tweaks, and much refilling of camelbacks.
What will you get for hosting this extravaganza? Hot ChickBots (no, the heat is not a result of faulty wiring. The popcorn concession. On-playa bragging rights. And plenty of nitrogen for your houseplants.
Do not allow this fantastic opportunity to pass you by. You will regret it for the rest of your life.
Simon's real sig line?
Embrace the Sock