Reno, We Need Space for a Pissing Contest

Reno, We Need Space for a Pissing Contest

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri May 29, 2009 3:40 pm

It's gonna be a doozy. Fur is gonna fly. There will be so much urine, that the Truckee will get a new tributary.

It will involve insults, mindless mysogeny, crusty old burners laying down the law, rabid ravers love bombing anything that moves, topless hotties, shirtcocker, shouting, pushing, shoving, nipple tweaks, and much refilling of camelbacks.

What will you get for hosting this extravaganza? Hot ChickBots (no, the heat is not a result of faulty wiring. The popcorn concession. On-playa bragging rights. And plenty of nitrogen for your houseplants.

Do not allow this fantastic opportunity to pass you by. You will regret it for the rest of your life.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Postby Sail Man » Fri May 29, 2009 4:00 pm

I'm getting thirsty already :D Pass me the Lasix Crypto :lol:
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Postby oneeyeddick » Fri May 29, 2009 4:38 pm

We are ready !!!

Where do I sign up ??

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat May 30, 2009 7:10 am

It will involve insults, mindless mysogeny, crusty old burners laying down the law



that's EVERY day Fishy.

where will this shindig be?


please please please let it be the kiddie gambling room at circus circus, i got a hankering for skee-ball.
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Postby pinemom » Sat May 30, 2009 7:33 am

All the BEST things happen in DRAINO!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat May 30, 2009 7:34 am

oneeyeddick wrote:We are ready !!!

Where do I sign up ??

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thats a mighty fine piece you're sporting there OED....i've got bull-horn envy.
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Postby Sail Man » Sat May 30, 2009 1:59 pm

Nicely shaven I see OED. :D

Do you wax?
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Postby BAS » Sun May 31, 2009 12:03 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Image



Hello, tiny.
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Do things that have never been done."
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Postby oneeyeddick » Sun May 31, 2009 2:58 pm

Don't worry....my other penis is bigger.


And it shoots flames.
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Postby BAS » Sun May 31, 2009 11:48 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnFgaZ6Oa7Q[/youtube]
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