Hott Ladiez need an Art Car w/ poles

Hott Ladiez need an Art Car w/ poles

Postby Gypsy Stasia » Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:09 am

Hey folks,

So I am in the begining stages of scheming up our 2009 theme camp, and am putting out the call for an art car.

We are a group of all female professional dancers, entertainers & fire performers. We spend the year dancing, rehearsing, and performing.

Basically, we provide the dancers & the entertainment, you provide the art car, we go out and have a good time.

Our ideal art car has an large performance platform, poles, and a bumping sound system.

Contact me here, email venusinvelvet@live.com

or, you can find us on myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/venusinvelvet

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Postby klondike_bar » Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:01 am

oh, how i desire an art car.... :p
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:13 am

Too bad "art cars" aren't allowed at BM anymore!
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Postby AntiM » Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:37 am

I'll provide the popcorn and beer, go on, have fun. Nicely.
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Postby motskyroonmatick » Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:41 am

Look for the Exploratorium. It should suite your needs quite nicely. I am not affiliated in any way shape or form with the operators of that mutant vehicle so I am unaware what results your efforts at cooperation will yield.
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Postby gaminwench » Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:53 am

our camp has a Mutant Vehicle with 5 poles on the dance floor, a bar, and space for 15-20 passengers. I'm not certain what the plan is for this year - a mutant vehicle is an expensive project, even when it's just being refurbished - I'll check with the Captain ,feel him out(or up!), and report back....
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:51 pm

gaminwench wrote:a mutant vehicle is an expensive project,

Words to live by. Most mutant vehicleers have built their mvs to their specifications for their needs. And most mvs are techy beasts that need to be coddled by the builders. (Few can afford a brand new vehicle to mutate. It's what drove the big three to bankruptcy.) Chances are no one will loan one to you. (There are liability issues to consider, on top of everything else.) And a loaner may not have the qualities you seek.

You have plenty of time to mutate your own or to revamp your plan to not be mobile.
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:18 am

It doesn't sound to me as if they want one loaned to them, they just want to team up with someone who's bringing such a contraption.
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Postby pinemom » Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:08 am

Damn since when are we all so polite...I totally thought I saw the writing on the wall.


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Hey there,G'stasia...
I think a better funner idea, would be to TEAM up with a group that is Building a MV,"MUTATED VEHICLE", the Bmorg no longer wishes to use the term ART CAR as that means its a art inflicted car, still can tell its a car.
A MV is completely no where near its former self....

Anywho....get with someone in your area or maybe even up to a 2 hour drive from ya'll, and go HELP them build it.
Donate your time, your green backs and your sweat!!!(your frustration when this breaks, or that doesnt fit right, or that totally just busted off.)
!pour your heart into it!


Yup, Im sure that you might even find a smitten dude who might give you gals a twirl, but I doubt they will be at your beck and call...this is Burningman...and pretty lights happen all the time!
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Postby akmojo » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:26 am

[quote="gaminwench"] I'll check with the Captain ,feel him out(or up!), and report back....[/quote]

anymore feeling up going around..??
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Postby vargaso » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:20 am

Gypsy, I'm thinking a group of hot ladies looking to dance will have absolutely ZERO problem in finding a willing owner of an art car. Just cruise around and look for one you like, and approach the owner.
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Postby jkisha » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:23 am

vargaso wrote:Gypsy, I'm thinking a group of hot ladies looking to dance will have absolutely ZERO problem in finding a willing owner of an art car. Just cruise around and look for one you like, and approach the owner.


"Hot ladies pole dancing"--yup, I think you just might be right! :wink:

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Postby xenarchi » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:36 am

Anyone wanna split the cost of an art car with poles?
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Postby mdmf007 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:16 pm

I cant split the cost of an art car with poles

but I can split an art car with a pole does that help?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:01 pm

i cant resist. i just cant.


Why does it have to be Poles? What about Czechs, or maybe a nice group of Hungarians?
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Postby Boijoy » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:09 pm

duh.. because you can't "twirl" on a Czech, or a Hungarian.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:51 pm

so, does this mean "Twirlers" are Different than "Spinners"?


for all of you clark or subic alum, i believe they're called LBFM's in Olongapo City.
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Postby AntiM » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:35 pm

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Postby Toolmaker » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:14 pm

I get a hard pole for ladies with art cars.
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Postby chiefdanfox » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:49 pm

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Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:07 pm

I'll bite...........


.............................who is the dude, CDF ????
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:30 pm

Lecherous Walensa, a dirty Old Pole.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:13 pm

Isn't Max Hardcore also a pole ?
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:47 pm

So, can we judge the hotness of the ladiez in inverse preportion to the cutesy attrociousness of their spelling?
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Postby pinemom » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:38 am

Like the old saying goes, If you have defaultia good looks...you'll be completely covered....well till your 35, then gravity and wrinkles take over.
Then ya gotta find your OWN pole!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:11 am

gravity and wrinkles take over.


not if you're George Hamilton.




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Postby ygmir » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:22 am

dick clark scared me this year...........
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Postby thisisthatwhichis » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:26 am

ygmir wrote:dick clark scared me this year...........



Yea, I kept waiting for parts of him to fall off in dust, like the mummy movies............... :lol:
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Postby Crankful » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:08 pm

This is my sixth year and in the spirit of the "theme", I started the first year walking, second year biking (it broke), an electric scooter the third year, electric ice chest the fourth year, and a gas scooter last year (until I hit a dune at 18mph...ouch).....evolution demands a mutant vehicle so PLUSH will be born from the ashes of a 1990 Le Baron convertible........I plan to remove the trunk hood and place a rumble sort of seat that will transport weary burners from place to place in the trunk....more seats or a pole in the back seat area....I live in San Diego so if you girls are interested in assisting with design or offering other ideas great.....the whole car is to be covered with shag carpet remants and the BM logo on the hood.....pictures of it before can be requested........Evil Ives :idea:
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:59 pm

18 mph? They must have loved you.
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