MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Monkeys vs. Robots...Who Wins?

1. OOOOOK, OOOOK...MONKEYS!
6
9%
2. it is affirmative, robots.
14
22%
3. MonkeyBots, cant we all just mash-up?
5
8%
4. we did'nt evolve from monkeys, and god certainly did'nt give robots a soul.
1
2%
5. Bonobots, the fuck-monkeys of robots, will screw them all.
16
25%
6. who cares? i just want to see Silverback vs. r2d2 in the Thunderdome
23
35%
 
Total votes : 65

Postby ygmir » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:44 pm

where's my bobo.........
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Postby Finnegan » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:57 pm

Yikes! Attack of the mysterious red dot!
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Postby ygmir » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:33 pm

and, they can run at you really fast......

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Postby xaramonkey » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:20 pm

Thats not a monkey. Thats an ape. Monkeys have tails. My monkey could kick any Slowbots ASS !! cuz robots came from people and people came from monkeys. Devolution... and reach...the monkeys have the reach.

Any time, any place.

And no monkeymoticon? Silly humans and their tinkered-metal-men...
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Postby adam link » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:34 pm

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Postby xaramonkey » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:09 pm

adam link--

"mmm...bidi...bidi...bidi, I dunno Buck. Yer computer has made a mistake."

That's an ape. Still no confirmed video of Monkey vs. Robot. Here's a black belt chimp tho. Soon as ASIMO figures out how to get up stairs, this is what he has comin at im! Monkey In Black Belt Karate[youtube][/youtube]
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Postby Snowah Zark » Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:58 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:01 am

Monkeys vs. Robots was 2009, SparklePonies(tm) vs. Art Fags was last year.

This year its Spacemen (and Space Babes) vs. Terrans.

So, in conclusion, 2009 called and they want their Semi-Imaginary War Back.
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Postby skibear » Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:04 am

10 yrs ago or more a professional financial planner picked stocks.

A monkey picked stocks by throwing darts at a list of stocks.

The stocks picked by the monkey performed much better.
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Postby knowmad » Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:48 am

skibear wrote:10 yrs ago or more a professional financial planner picked stocks.

A monkey picked stocks by throwing darts at a list of stocks.

The stocks picked by the monkey performed much better.
LOL


Totaly stealing this Idea for my Upper Management interview, but I'm gona get the monkeys drunk first, shows inititive.
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Postby knowmad » Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:55 am

Oh my various gods!
I cant believe I am the only one to vote 4. we did'nt evolve from monkeys, and god certainly did'nt give robots a soul
I'm really among the heathens :shock:
Now I can Complain LOUDLY about being a minority!!! :twisted:
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:13 pm

for those keeping score...

Santas vs. clowns Santa ALWAYS wins.

Ninjas vs. Pirates a Tie, inconclusive.

Monkeys vs. Robots Robots, decidedly

SparklePonies vs. Art Fags SparklePonies 1, Art fags 0

odds out of Elko right now.


Space People vs. Terran Scum Space People by 3.14 to win.
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Postby ygmir » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:44 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:for those keeping score...

Santas vs. clowns Santa ALWAYS wins.

Ninjas vs. Pirates a Tie, inconclusive.

Monkeys vs. Robots Robots, decidedly

SparklePonies vs. Art Fags SparklePonies 1, Art fags 0

odds out of Elko right now.


Space People vs. Terran Scum Space People by 3.14 to win.


you,re being circular again, aren't you........now, go stand in the corner.
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Postby xaramonkey » Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:26 pm

Bonobots are winning the poll. The gene pool is clouded. Your enemy's monkey is...no... You're monkeys enemy is... um...Your robots monkey is your...?? I dunno.This is so confusing.

But monkeys would win the dance-off cuz' robots have rhythm but they have no SOUL. ha! Dance Dance Devolution. Easy as pi.

I'm a robot monkey from outerspace, myself. So I don't care who wins
... as long as the humans lose.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:40 pm

im sorry, but that poll was decided a year ago...


but since you are a SPACE monkey, i'm sure we could find some nice freeze dried bananas for you in the provisions.

now be a nice chimp and fasten your seat belt.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:23 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSaBOd4pQpM[/youtube]

It's not a real monkey in the video but a computer simulation therefore the robots win.
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Postby xaramonkey » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:39 pm

Sorry space monkeys. I tried. This planet is overrun with robo-drones.Get back in the ship, we're outta here.

Thanks for the B-rations.

DEATH TO THE TERRAN SCUM !!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:28 pm

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:51 am

Fools, it's the Reptilians!

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:12 pm

ixnay on the eptilerays...


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Postby xaramonkey » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:21 pm

Dougly- Why would the Gods waste their time and spunk ? Alien lizards cross-breeding with humans to become U.S. President to raise the price of gasoline and kill their own half-breed children with puffy clouds of heavy metal that drop out the tailpipes of low tech flying machines. Well...being All Knowing And All Seeing must be really, REALLY boring. Icke needs to lay off the DMT. Or I need more "convincing". Theory is only Step One of the scientific process. Plus, if you poke the Anunaki real hard their tails fall off and they run away.
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Postby xaramonkey » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:27 pm

S.O.T.P.-

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