Kingdom of Loafington: It's All Orange

Kingdom of Loafington: It's All Orange

Postby SirSlackworthy » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:06 pm

Things that are Orange in the Kingdom of Loafington:

The Castle
The King's Robe
The Queen's, too
The Court Beverage: Orange Slack Plus(tm)
The Sanctuary Screen
The State Shield
The Royal Edicts
The Pilgrim Processing Project Questionnaire
The Serfs' Sashes
The Squires' T-Shirts
The Knights' Shields' Counter-Charges
The Citizenship Cards
The Catapult's Bucket and Its Projectiles
The Court Mascot
The Semi-Ovoid Table
The Banquet Cloth
The Mane of Slackworthy's Warhorse
The Grand Vizier's Bootlaces
The Crackers in the Great Hall
The Secret Weapon
The Oranges


Kingdom of Loafington
Fairlane & 4:30

Look for the Big Orange Castle!
“There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.â€
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:06 pm

That sounds cool.
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Postby SirSlackworthy » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:55 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:That sounds cool.


How kind of you to say so, good sir. You are welcome to abide with members of the Court in the Great Hall any time you wish as long as the Knight on duty is awake and motivated enough to raise the Portcullis.

Have a nice cool glass of Orange Slack Plus on me while resting your weary bones within the confines of Castle Loafington.

Access to the Sanctuary may be a little more daunting, I'm afraid. Should you be foolish enough to aspire to such, you may become a Loyal Subject through initiation into the Order of the Space Monkey. Aspiration to the Nobility of the Higher Orders beyond that of lowly Serfdom may be fulfilled through greater ordeals, but the rights and privileges that accrue by such advancement are well worth the effort, I can assure you.

May you grok in fullness.

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Postby ike » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:08 pm

Dear Sir RedMark Slackworthy the Blue,

Your Kingdom sounds like a wondrous land, and I look forward to visiting the Castle in some variety of fully-Blue finery for great cultural exchange and intense visual contrast.

Ike, who is rather Blue.
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Postby SecretOperativeBear » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:06 pm

Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
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Postby MerkinMan » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:48 pm

[quote="SecretOperativeBear"]Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?[/quote]

And Lo! The groans did echo across the land in a cacophony of narily-amused-ness. And there was little rejoicing. :P
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Postby Dusza Beben » Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:27 pm

Where'd ya get the coconuts?

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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:47 pm

I'll never tell.
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Postby SirSlackworthy » Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:58 am

ike wrote:Dear Sir RedMark Slackworthy the Blue,

Your Kingdom sounds like a wondrous land, and I look forward to visiting the Castle in some variety of fully-Blue finery for great cultural exchange and intense visual contrast.

Ike, who is rather Blue.


The Court eagerly awaits your arrival, your Blueness!


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Postby SirSlackworthy » Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:24 am

Dusza Beben wrote:Where'd ya get the coconuts?

DB



"Coconuts" can be mean one of two things: trade goods or blasphemy.

If it is the former, your relatively close proximity to the Kingdom will ensure that a trade agreement can be easily achieved. The Queen has urged me to pursue such arrangements with your company, a duty which I intend to fulfill with great pleasure.

If it is the latter, I suppose that El Grand Inquisitor Sysyphus de Sade will be interested in looking into the matter, as is his pleasure.

Either way, I am very much looking forward to meeting you.

Sir RedMark Slackworthy the Blue
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Postby Dusza Beben » Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:43 pm

Good Sir RedMark Slackworthy the Blue,
I look foreward to meeting you as well and hope to spend some
time loafing about your realm when my duty of overseeing the crew
beatings, I mean "team building exercises" allows.

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