Weird kids from San Diego will be providing BRC with a Inconvenience Store and they sure could use your help. Start a fire with two sticks and receive a free pack of cigarettes. Walk a mile for a Camel. Go on a scavenger hunt for a bike. Need a few extra tent stakes solve a puzzle game. Jonesing for coffee and donuts, do 100 jumping jacks. Alcohol, aspirin, tampons, soap, rolling papers, foties of Old E and 2 1/2 gallon water jugs for the terminally retarded. These things and more will be provided for the low low cost of Inconvenience. Volunteer clerk positions available.Most donations happily accepted. Watch us inconvenience people for your shit or inconvenience them yourself we really don't care. Your ideas and feed back are greatly appreciated. The customer is always wrong. Volunteers and donors will receive complimentary convenient playa white russians.First five customers in cornrows and slippers will receive ice cold foties. All others will be inconvenienced. We don't care if we know you.
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