Yeah i read a lot of MONZY'S posts as well ya seem mega cool dude drop by stag camp and say hey we would gladley let you borrow a virgin to roast lol.... oh and btw to the rest of stag camp....
WAHOO!!! NO CANCER!!! I GET TO KEEP MY RIGHT NUT!!!! that is what the doctor says thank god... but there is a slight problem... ok so they were looking at my balls and they said it was just slight fluid build up not abnormal but usually if it happens it is on the left not the righ.... so they say we needed to check my kidneys so they are looking at my kidneys and they go " oh that is not good"
so i am thinking " AW SHIT NOW WHAT" so they moving the little wand thingy around and they are like " we hate to ask you a personal question but do you or do you think you have a problem controling your drinking"
..... i don't drink much as you all know so i tell them " No why.."
they say "HUMMMM".... " Your by no means obese so do you eat an excess amount of fatty foods..."
... i don't so i tell them " Just what the chow hall feeds me."
another "HUMMM' then " you don't take medication for high blood pressure do you..."
... " I don't Why?!"
...." Well you have an excess amount of fat around your liver right now your liver looks like that of eather a person with a drinking problem or a person who is very obese.... and since your not on medication for high blood pressure some of which are know to cause this problem the only other thing that it might be is well... does diabetes run in your family...." that is when i was like ?!?!?
" Yeah it does. both my grandmothers one has and one had it ( one is dead) and my grandfather had it ( also dead.)"
so they are like....
" well it does not look like anything but excess fat right now but you should keep an eye out for some of the follwing things and if you notice some changes along those lines let your doc know but other then that you need to start eating better immediately...."
so now i am trying to figure out how to get on comrats so that i can go on a diet cause apprentley what the chow hall is feeding me is causing me health problems... so i go in there to find out no cancer which is outstanding but if i keep eating at the mess hall i will get liver problems or diabetes... great lol.... well atleast it is somthing you can control right