Well, folks, dear Burners... it's true. We CAN NOT keep it a secret any longer.
This time it's serious, we ARE in grave danger!
The HTV news broadcast, captured by TapWire traveling ahead of the present time line using HTTT, shows how Killbuck is trying to blame the peaceful Norwegians and Herring Huggers. The future gets worse: Killbuck will kidnap Elliot. Why, when...?
We're not sure WHEN the broadcast was from, could be this year, could be the next. The HTTT signal receiver experienced the worst interference ever. "Someone" (you know who) is trying to prevent us from using the HTTT. The Apokiliptikans are mobilizing. This explains the Kernul's absence. The Herring Gut Feeling tells us that the dark force is growing.
TapWire's signal was abruptly interrupted last week. We have not been able to contact him since. The Center Igloo is filled with sadness. TapWire, our brave soldier, is missing in time! It's almost impossible to pull a floating person out from a jammed timeline without a fully functional HTTT.
This is almost worse than a critical tits race through our camp.