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A P O K I L I P T I K A

Postby apokiliptika » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:23 pm

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This is your American Dream, suburban shades of grey despite cosmetic style over substance. You social machines in animation fueled by industrialized drama, and like the traffic of commuter swells you rush to park your life endlessly in lines.


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Postby CapSmashy » Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:23 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:00 am

The Department of PlayaLand Security has officially raised the DOOM level to FUSCHIA.....

we will be checking all gels and lube at the gate.


thank you for your inconvenience.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:03 pm

Unofficially, we are called the Dips....like Chips....you know, shortened...DPS

Dept. Playaland Security....


so, if you see any packages, or unknown drugs lying around CALL ME or the
NEAREST DPS KOMMANDANT....we have a drug dumpster for that....i cant tell you his name...

AND you dont want to touch it.....we'll handle it.....it's DPS-SHIT....leave it alone.

and if you think the TSA is tough....you obviously havent been probed by a DPS Stick yet...
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Postby apokiliptika » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:18 am

THIS IS THE VOICE OF APOKILIPTIKA KONTROL

Your message is received with great interest, and the central committee is intrigued. We must communicate in the future.

EOM
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Postby pinemom » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:31 am

hmmmm...kinda almosts looks like a enemy? sniff sniff...what is that I smell? FEAR?
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Postby CapSmashy » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:34 am

Ya Ya Comrade Sister. Ve will need to keep an eye on thees "Playaland Security" folks.
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Postby thisisthatwhichis » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:31 pm

Sounds like ve hav dps-schtick trying to interfere with rule of oven mitt.......Mmmmm, have ve received any word from those that have been probed?????
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Postby The CO » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:24 pm

Attention Playaland Security:

All security on playa is handled by the US Military. Do not make us blockade you. Any operations you wish to conduct must be cleared through CENTCOM and supervised by M*A*S*H 4207th. We would hate to have civilian collateral damage due to a lack of clearence. Please forward your paperwork to M*A*S*H HQ, including all correspondance with Joint Chiefs of Staff.
M*A*S*H 4207th: An army of fun.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:29 am

So does anyone know what the real Apocalyptica camp looked like, without the P'shop?
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:26 pm

It looked like your DOOM!!!!
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Get a Taint, you pathetic cur!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:55 pm

Dear Mr.C.O. Sir,

i have top secret psychic clearance from General Purpose.

he's part of the psychic pager network...

who needs a motorola?


rumour has it Col. John B. Anderson was in town over the weekend...


that's not a playa name either.
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Postby Lassen Forge » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:58 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:and if you think the TSA is tough....you obviously havent been probed by a DPS Stick yet...


This message brought to you by the folks at Dicken's Fruit Stand... home of the world famous Juices and Ciders... Because everything is better once you've had a little Dicken's Cider.

You ARE doomed. accept it. it IS your fate, your future, your loving travesty of banality. Welcome the pain, Embrace the darkness, and Accept that you WILL confess... to ALL.

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Postby LiveWire » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:37 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:35 pm

dicken's cider?


my god, i know this preacher named Deacon Syder!!!


and he has a buddy named Pastor Panties!!


Holy Shit!
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Postby LiveWire » Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:18 am

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Postby apokiliptika » Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:47 pm

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Postby apokiliptika » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:14 am

APOKILIPTIKA KONTROL TRANSMISSION
TO: ALL EMBEDDED AGENTS
SUBJECT: FIELD OPS UPDATE

INITIATE ARTERRORISM DIRECTIVES - APPROPRIATE, SUBVERT, DESTROY.

EOM


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Postby Zulegoona » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:13 am

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I won’t do it! It’s a waste of perfectly good fruit and no mater how well you wash it afterwards I wouldn’t want to eat it, and although some people might enjoy the experience, I don’t see how it could be of service to the Apokiliptikan cause,........ or maybe I have the wrong Key setting on my decryption device,... never mind.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:08 am

The DPS (dept. playaland security) is PROUD TO ANNOUNCE the introduction of it's FEMALE CORPS..

They will be providing all DiPS with comfort, and joy, throughout the week at BM 2008.

They have been trained in the LATEST DPS C. DO DULL, and are GUNG-HO
to make us, make you, SAFE....

this year, A Special Team of Support-Ho's, will accompany all Kommandants.

DPS is an equal opportunity employer.
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Postby spectabillis » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:01 am

does that include micki b? cause she's a hottie, literally when she throws the fire down.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:47 am

i'm afraid i'm not sure who micki b. is....i Have CRS (cant remember shit) and if she had a 15 digit number string for a name, THAT i can remember...

i still call mom 716-442-8096, because that was our phone # for so long....


but if she's a hottie, and quite frankly, ALL the playa babes are HOTTIES, just for making the trip, then she is always welcome to join the support ho's.

< "the dept. of playaland security is an equal opportunity employer. ALL of our employees are opportunists" >
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Postby apokiliptika » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:39 am

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Postby BAS » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:45 am

50th?! Wow. :shock: 8)


(And here I thought I had something intelligent to add... :oops: )


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Do things that have never been done."
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Postby robotland » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:52 am

JAH. Der original Shpaceballen!
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Postby Lassen Forge » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:01 pm

Kiwis?

PEH!!!

We need a REAL foe next year.

Not one who fights halfway and runs for the booby bar.
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Postby robotland » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:46 pm

Them Temple Crew folks talks all funny-lahk, an' they food's awl difern't...Ah sez we hate THEM up once't.

An' them there First Camp'uns walk roun' lahk they OWNS the joint...We could take THEM down a peg or two s'well.

Shit Fa'hr! Playa's SWARMIN' with enemies!
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Postby Zulegoona » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:58 pm

It would seem prudent to put off, the assault on first camp until our numbers and alliances have grown and been tested with lesser enemies , but then again is Burning Man really about being Prudent?
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Postby Zulegoona » Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:04 pm

“ American Dreamâ€
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Postby BoxaRox » Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:12 pm

The French say: "Let them eat cake."

American's say: "How much for the cake?"

There IS no exit strategy, none needed. We are having cake and negotiating a price.
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