SEX CAMP

Postby Sync » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:47 pm

Hear, hear!
Now that’s a sex camp we should really plan to make. Personally, as one of the not beautiful people, male and almost 50, it’s really sad hearing people describe folks who come for the week and want to take a break from their mundane lives, sex lives and partners included, to re-invent and rejuvenate, and are also looking for a person to not only have sex with, but hook up with for general fun and companionship for a few days described in all sorts of semi-creepy, we don’t want no stinking ugly-mans around here kinds of terms.

Let’s start a mature sex camp. Sorry, your under forty and too sexually repressed for us, into having fun, leaving the drama behind, kindness, sensuality without judgment, already know who we are and just want some freedom for a week sort of camp.

Personally my fantasy isn’t banging some drunk chicklett in a bar or a sleeping bag and running off. It’s more like meeting a mature woman, hanging out, having some laughs, giving comfort and pleasure, massages, positive experiences, sharing a small part of our lives, enjoying BM through each other’s eyes, and going home with memories and a smile people can wonder about during the rest of the year.
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Postby Green Wood » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:51 pm

Sync wrote:Personally my fantasy isn’t banging some drunk chicklett in a bar or a sleeping bag and running off.


Nope just bang her over and over and over again and again and again until your mature cock was ready to fall off.

Then go have a drink with a mature woman that you can talk to then do the same to her too
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Postby Rat Bastard » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:46 am

BAHAHAHAHA! I was wondering when the seasoned lifestylers (those old people, oh my gawd, there's old people at BM?) would chime it. 'Bout time! I haven't checked out this thread in a while.

There are camps out there that don't discriminate about age. There's some of us that know all too well the reality of a play party full of young pretty people. Everyone stands around all night looking pretty while a handful of girls tease the boys with their pole tricks. It's a RARE site to see something like a foursome or moresome in the corner or sex at all. My wife and I have found that people our age (35) and older are the ones who take action. The older generation is always the ones in the orgy room first. That's not to say that there are not younger people out there that participate. However, all the swing clubs we've gone to, the crowd's average age is 35-45. We actually feel like the youngins.

Appearance is a big issue as physical interest plays a big part in both men's and women's libido. But appearance isn't all about weight, moreso how one presents themselves. Does someone look like they care about how they look? Or do they look like they just crawled out of bed and threw on whatever they found in the hamper? Did they brush their teeth? Do they smell nice or foul? My wife and I stick with couples with attributes similar to ourselves, fairly fit, average looks, proper fashion and outgoing personalities.

For the single guys, there's a lot of square miles of playa with lots of women. Find one and bring her to one of these camps. Have fun. Once in a couples only camp you'll learn why they don't let in tons of single guys. I mean, look what happened to Stiff Lube camp. No girls showed up and it turned into a circle jerk and they all left gay! (That's a flippin joke people! I run a pansexual camp) I'm actually wondering if they'll let me AND my wife in!

For those that want to actually learn about the lifestyle and other sex related things look on the calendar closer to the burn for lectures hosted by Libido Lounge and possibly "...and then there's only LOVE". These lectures are also a great way to meet people, get to know them and possibly get invited to the play parties. Showing up drunk at 2am is not the way for a single guy to get in.
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Dealing w/ the different kinds of Rangers....

Postby WanderingGhost » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:53 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
And... what are your contingent plans when da fuzz shows up and wants a tour - while you're operating? They *will* want a looksie - are you ready for that? Better have your ducks inna row with your ops plans... it's no fun being busted and run outta town.

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Now THAT is an interesting point.... Does anyone have any experience/advice in dealing with the "Local Authorities"?

I'm working with Rat Bastard in trying to organize this thing. (I never realized that I was a masochist before, but I digress...) We really want to create a space that is sex and sexuality positive - for folks to come and burn off some of that tremendous excitement that builds from being in this incredible place. But we want to do it well, so any experience or practical advice is helpful. That said, we've organized stuff like that in the past - but never hurts to get input from others. I learn that I don't know so much as I thought I did.

In dealing w/ BRC Rangers in the past, I've found its best to explain what you're doing, what precautions you're taking to make sure everyone is safe, of required age, and everything is consensual.

We did this thing a couple years ago, where my partner was staked to the ground, and we invited passerby's to "leave their baggage" in the form of writing/drawing on her with colored markers or tempra paints. It was a hoot - and in large part, it worked because I made it a point to talk w/ the BRC Rangers and explain what was going on. They in turn handled the question that the BLM guys had. Lots of people (not least of all my partner!) had a blast.

So, obviously, we do need some sort of security plan (check ID's, invites, etc.; ways to monitor activities to keep things from getting too unruly (ie, non-consensual/scary; etc.) We plan on having "party-hosts" who's main job is to circulate, help break the ice, explain the rules, and provide tours. We'll provide supplies, and make sure people understand that they need to bring some of their own, too. I'm looking for things we may have missed.

Does anyone have any additional recommendations / specific ideas along these lines for making this work in the unique environment that is BRC?
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Postby Sync » Fri May 04, 2007 5:32 pm

I was involved with the vortex casino in 04 and 05, both as part of security and as a dealer. I was left with several impressions. You do need someone or several someone’s that can tactfully offer screening and security, as well as be able to be enough of a presence to deter the inevitable intoxicated, inappropriate, and insistent persons who present themselves. You need experienced people to do this so feelings do not get hurt or tempers roused.

The rangers are no problem. We were a prominent sex casino on the esplanade. The camp needs to have no viewable private areas from the outside, and access control so that people can’t wander in. This prevents children from being exposed to sexual content. You will have people poking around the edges of the camp trying to find a way in even after you say “noâ€
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Postby Strata » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:25 am

[quote="Interested bystander"]... Being an overweight, balding, middle-age man with a rubenesque wife we have been turned away, or at the least given the cold shoulder, at all kinds of camps because they only want hip, young, good lookin' people in their camp.
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I would love to find a place where an overweight, mature couple could drop their drawers and make out without a bunch of idiots either laughing and pointing or inviting you to leave. [/quote]

Sing it, brother!!

As the more-than-rubenesque wife of a mostly-bald middle-aged man, I hear you loud and clear. There's gotta be a Baby Boomer camp out there, maybe they would sponsor a BoomerFuck party at Topknot's proposed camp. Boomers only, nobody under 40, show ID at the door.

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Postby WanderingGhost » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:53 am

LOL!!!

At least most of us have decent jobs, so we can probably afford to bring better booze and toys to the party!
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Postby Teo del Fuego » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:00 pm

MILF Camp?
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Postby Sync » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:23 pm

ummm...Rubin sandwitch.....
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But...

Postby holger honda » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:13 pm

But what if you just like that cozy feeling if being sexually buzzed with other people...........
can someone please start a theme camp for us fuzzy slippery /and or hardons out there.....what the heck...
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Postby Rat Bastard » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:12 am

We have started that camp. However, with 20,000 women it shouldn't be too hard to find a partner to join you in chilling out in a camp with sexual energy.

I think all the single guys should start their own sex camp and stop bitching. Either that or find a date and show up. Like I said, 20,000 women. If you fuck that up you don't deserve to come into a sexual camp.

Enough said.

FUCK

buy a hustler for pete's sake. Find a date! Don't expect us to provide one for you. We're greedy. we want dem BJs for us you numbskull. Shit.

I'm going to stop now before I put my foot so far up...
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Postby WanderingGhost » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:07 pm

Well, we've spent so much time arguing about sex and so little time doing it, that the sun's come up and the party has moved on. ;-)

As of today, Saturday July 14th, there are 45 days until the gates open and 49 days until The Man Burns!!

And BORG has even thoughtfully arranged a "Welcoming Night Full Lunar Eclipse"! OK, just kidding about BORG arranging it, but there WILL be a full lunar eclipse Monday night - Tuesday morning. It starts about 1AM Tuesday, becomes total just before 3 AM, and ends a little after 6:20 AM, right before the moon sets at 6:30 AM.

Surly we can figure out SOMETHING fun to do at one of our theme camps that night. I think that maybe Libido Lounge might just have to sponsor a party.

Anybody got any fun ideas? (I'm thinking a drum circle, and perhaps some sort of 'Chase the Moon-eating Dragon Away by Mass Orgasm" party.

Hey, it could work.... if everybody cums, maybe the moon will cum back. Don't knock it till we try it.
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31 days! from today! Where's everybody going to be??

Postby WanderingGhost » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:47 am

The Man Burns in 31 Days!!!

I know that the time is getting tight, and there's SO MUCH left to do to get ready - but damn if I'm not excited as all get out! Yes, just a few more weeks!

Libido Lounge is working on our art car and our camp, getting ready to head to the playa. We have a nice mix of experienced and virgin burners (Playa Virgins, that is, you dirty minded rascals!)

So it looks like the redlight district is over near 9:00... at least we're in that vicinity.

Any other areas that look like they'll have a concentration of sexually oriented theme camps??
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Postby gaminwench » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:09 pm

Rat - I'd rethink those population numbers....20,000 women? I think not. Probably more like 3/1 male/female ratio; of those '10,000' women, maybe 2,500 are 'alone and looking'....not so easy for a horny guy on the prowl!
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Postby misfit » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:36 pm

>>>>maybe 2,500 are 'alone and looking'<<<<

2,000 are lesbians
448 are on their periods with cramping
1 is actually a blow up doll
so your choice has narrowed.....
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Postby mdmf007 » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:08 pm

You forgot about the 40-50 women that are there to party and give it up, they end up hooking up with one of the yahoos (at least 2000 yahoo dudes) a night. Is this the type of girl you really want to be with? If so - more power to you.
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Postby gyre » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:43 pm

Miss Right or Miss Right Now?

Hmmmm.
Sometimes they're the same girl.

More often on the playa than other places, I think.
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Postby Teo del Fuego » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:28 pm

mdmf007 wrote:You forgot about the 40-50 women that are there to party and give it up, they end up hooking up with one of the yahoos (at least 2000 yahoo dudes) a night. Is this the type of girl you really want to be with?


Mo' definitely! :lol:
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Postby Rat Bastard » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:01 am

So the moral of the story is...

BRING MORE WOMEN WITH YOU!!!
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Postby Trixy » Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:56 am

Hmmmmmm................What to say that hasn't been overstated???????

Well, sex is good. Burning Man is good.

Sex with Burning Man is REAL FUCKING GOOD. Use protection from the splinters and nail heads.

If this whole sex camp happens, that's great. If not, that's too bad. I think all people should be more open and honest about the sex they enjoy.

And it's real sad that the whole "open to everybody" doesn't really work, casue it sounds great on paper. But alas, cows graze with other cows, not usually with horses. But if we can all get along, and get in line, then we can all have sex with each other. I do you and you do me, all in a long line.

Best of luck to all those hoping to get laid on the playa this year!
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Postby bohemian dawntreader » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:29 pm

Tiahaar wrote:
BAS wrote:(Now I think I will only wear the shirts when I am hanging out with my Far Right, Ultra-Conservative relatives.... :twisted: )

You Go, BAS! :D
So topknot how is your camp planning going? I sense you may not be offering a selection of hankies for gifting?
(note to self: visit Turtle Island Camp!)


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Postby unimogs1 » Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:46 pm

mr.roark.com says my camp may scare away the vanilla crowd, but you are all welcome. Look for the Unimog U500 with a flashing light!
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Postby Rat Bastard » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:35 am

Just wanted to recap on this whole sex camp thing. Did topknot ever do one? We did. "Libido Lounge". It was a great success being it's first year. During the night of the party we had two preppy lookin guys show up. I told them simply, "It's couples only, go find a date". They never came back.

So the answer is YES. There are sex camps out there. But none of us can afford the neon lights on a 40' pole to mark out location. Maybe next year!

I did have an idea of a glory hole camp to attract all the single jocks and preppies with pictures of a girl over the hole. Secretly staffed by boys from Stiffy Lube.

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Postby Toolmaker » Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:20 pm

I don't know. I think I pissed him off with the hanky code talk. But that was Rons fault! Than somebody with a trike with drag tires who shall remain nameless started tryin to pick someone up in the thread. Than topnot got mad and wanted to get back on topic. I think hanky codes were brought up again, Ron mentioned pantyhose for foot fetish. I rather liked that as opposed to my guess/suggestion of a shoe insole.

Glad to hear your sex camp worked out. I saw a few but went to BM to avoid sex, seriously. I was there for fire, art, and vehicles. The themecamp I was in had tons of work into it. Downright amazing what they pulled off. How did the week go at your sex camp? Any problems with fratboys or tourists? Any lessons learned to share with the thread about your camp? Did you give out any hankies to ease communication?








































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