Peacekeepers wrote:a ha!
Let it be known throughout the land - Here in Apokiliptika they prance about, singing songs to their little doggies!!
"Hello, I'm the Kernul, and I like nothing better than to foof around the flower garden, minding my little toy poodle and engaging in all kinds of mincing foppery.."
"Oh hi Kernul! I'm jelly, and once I've finished curling my hair, can I come and gambol gaily on the manicured lawn with you?"
"Of kourse you can Jelly - Here at Apokiliptika, we lovingly care for helpless little animals, frolic with the bunnies, and otherwise reveal our truffle soft centers all the live long day...."
Had the Admiral not survived that hilarious needlepoint accident, she'd be turning in her grave...
Peacekeepers wrote:ah barstow, capital of bat country....
In other news, Nick "Focal Point" Collide today continues his spirited campaign of not evacuating to minimum safe distance. A National Guard spokesman was able to fill us in:
"Well, this guy, y'know, its admirable n all, i guess, but, y'know, when the United Nations says its gonna drop, y'see, a 5 billion ton asteroid on y'alls trailer, y'know, its time to skidaddle, m'kay?"
Our readers will of course be aware that since early last year, the UN has been accelerating a variety of asteroids in from the belt for scientific testing. Selected target sites will be closely monitored throughout the experiment, and will include Denver, Carson City, Las vegas, the Bay Bridge, Peoples tent No.8, and Nick Collides place. Contacted for comment this morning, a UN bureaucrat had this to say:
"Take your insignificant life and go fuck yourself, stupid media peon, we're the motherfucking U.N."
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