There are some out there.
I don't know how often they are on eplaya.
Are you near Little Compton?
There are the western mass burners too.
"Everything is more wonderful when you do it with a car, don't you think?"
-girl by the fire, watching a tree moved by car bumper in the bonfire
It would be a shame if I had to resort to self-deception to preserve my faith in objective reality.