Okay, that was scuppering brilliant. And beautiful.
And on that note, time to put my piratical arse to bed.
*mozysmooch*
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by PurpleKoosh » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:10 pm
Anything purple is mine. Anything else can be dyed or painted.
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by Box Burner » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:17 am
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .
ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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by pinemom » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:52 am
that indeed was so beautiful, I read the article they had 3 weeks ago in the news and review, it was so sad, and very frustrating.
http://www.newsreview.com/reno/Content?oid=281971
http://www.newsreview.com/reno/Content?oid=281971
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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by BAS » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:20 pm
Aw, man! Why are people with the last name of "Stewart" always such jackasses?! (er, wait-- that's MY last name! 
)
nevermind....
B.
)nevermind....
B.
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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by theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:12 pm
Jimmy Steward, Jon Steward, Charles I Stuart of England, Charles II Stuart of England, Martha Steward...
I'm not really seeing a pattern...
I'm not really seeing a pattern...
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
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by BAS » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:05 pm
Dunno about that.
I was thinking Rod Stewart=annoying. Martha Stewart=annoying.
Ancestors of mine=weird/nuts/annoying/who knows what else! Jon Stewart=mostly harmless (IIRC I actually like him!)
Jimmy Stewart=? (Are we talking about my uncle, the actor, or that other one who drives for a living?) If its my uncle, I don't comment on living relatives! (which gets me off the hook, too, incidentally!
) The actor, its been too long since I saw one of his movies.... The race car driver, I have no idea-- I'm not into racing.
Stuarts don't count. They spell the name wrong!
Oh, and I forgot the one who burned the Contessa! Mike Stewart=(censored)!
That was what I was going for.
Anyway, now I am going to bed!
Good night, everyone!
B.
I was thinking Rod Stewart=annoying. Martha Stewart=annoying.
Ancestors of mine=weird/nuts/annoying/who knows what else! Jon Stewart=mostly harmless (IIRC I actually like him!)
Jimmy Stewart=? (Are we talking about my uncle, the actor, or that other one who drives for a living?) If its my uncle, I don't comment on living relatives! (which gets me off the hook, too, incidentally!
) The actor, its been too long since I saw one of his movies.... The race car driver, I have no idea-- I'm not into racing.Stuarts don't count. They spell the name wrong!
Oh, and I forgot the one who burned the Contessa! Mike Stewart=(censored)!
That was what I was going for.
Anyway, now I am going to bed!
Good night, everyone!
B.
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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by MozyBonz » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:50 am
Old Civil Defense siren comes on http://home.comcast.net/~cosmicool/sounds/vvalert2.mp3
~~down in the bunker~~
Activate launch sequence on tube one, ...
unknown voice: I've got birds away birds away….. tracking
Voice~~we have tracking down range...
Voice~~We have no detonation down range…that’s no detonation…..
Mozy~~Scramble recovery….
Old Civil Defense siren comes on http://home.comcast.net/%7Ecosmicool/so ... attack.mp3
~~down in the bunker~~
Activate launch sequence on tube one, ...
unknown voice: I've got birds away birds away….. tracking
Voice~~we have tracking down range...
Voice~~We have no detonation down range…that’s no detonation…..
Mozy~~Scramble recovery….
Old Civil Defense siren comes on http://home.comcast.net/%7Ecosmicool/so ... attack.mp3
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by PurpleKoosh » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:14 am
Aw, crap.
*starts looking for her key to the fallout shelter*
*starts looking for her key to the fallout shelter*
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by EvilDustBooger » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:09 am
*...roger that Mozy.
We`re declaring DEFCON 1.1 over here.
Impending Definite Possible Maybe use of a sophistikated nuclear weapon.
We`re declaring DEFCON 1.1 over here.
Impending Definite Possible Maybe use of a sophistikated nuclear weapon.
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by 4FKotA » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:40 pm
Bunnies? Kittens like bunnies. Come closer to us, m'dear. Ppppppuuuurrrrrrrr. You look just good enough to eat.
*Kittens stroll along the bar, occasionally urinating on the carpet as they see fit.*
Bring me cream, naked ape. Before I unleash another stream of the Fetid Urine of Pestilence on your monkey butt.
*Kittens stroll along the bar, occasionally urinating on the carpet as they see fit.*
Bring me cream, naked ape. Before I unleash another stream of the Fetid Urine of Pestilence on your monkey butt.
We're just the ccuuutttteeee harbingers of death. Please cudd
le with us.
le with us.
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by MozyBonz » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dMkUkD46EA
don't be fooled by............... hey how did the cat know I was naked!?!
Carpet? When did we get carpet looks like dirt playa to me.
don't be fooled by............... hey how did the cat know I was naked!?!
Carpet? When did we get carpet looks like dirt playa to me.
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by BAS » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:31 pm
OH, bother! I just know this missile launch is going to cause us trouble.
(grumbling, goes off to find another vodkaed pineapple....)
B.
(grumbling, goes off to find another vodkaed pineapple....)
B.
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Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
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by Bin Noddin » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:39 pm
sniff sniff sniff - - - ashes & catpiss? What's that siren for?
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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by BAS » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:07 pm
Could someone turn off that darned siren and go outside and see what's going on, please?!
(I'd go check, but I'm trying to get some shut eye....)
B.
(I'd go check, but I'm trying to get some shut eye....)
B.
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
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by the fire elf » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:59 pm
i've got a great price on some invisible dunce caps...
anyone interested?
instantiate vacuous truth
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by the fire elf » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:14 pm
the fire elf wrote:
i've got a great price on some invisible dunce caps...
anyone interested?
i shall change their ways
yet they shall not walk without fault
untill the ways chained are chained
for they've yet to see beyond the reflection
of a chaos of love and wrath
wrought behind space of time
midst the travells of the dream-sake
confused among a name
and conceptions of what is best for what is to be
instantiate vacuous truth
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by EvilDustBooger » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:08 pm
.
.........( grabs a dusty glass from behind the bar and fills it with warm Guiness. Gets on knees and places beer on the floor. Drops a solitary 4 leaf clover into the foaming glass , bows head and starts to sing an Irish Blessing...)
Oh Dear Lordy
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
May your neighbors respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.
May you be rich in blessings, poor in misfortune,
Slow to make enemies, quick to make friends.
But rich or poor, slow or quick,
May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth.
May your joys be as bright as the morning,
And your sorrows merely be shadows that fade,
In the sunlight of love.
May you have enough
happiness to keep you sweet.
Enough trials to keep you strong.
Enough sorrows to keep you human.
Enough hope to keep you happy.
Enough failure to keep you humble.
Enough success to keep you eager.
Enough friends to give you comfort.
Enough faith and courage in yourself to banish sadness.
Enough wealth to meet your needs.
And one thing more: enough
determination to make each day a more wonderful day
than the day before.
Bless us all, and May the blessing of light be on you—
light without
and light within.
May the blessed sunlight shine on you
and warm your heart
till it glows like a great peat fire.
Have an awesome St Pat`s day!
.........( grabs a dusty glass from behind the bar and fills it with warm Guiness. Gets on knees and places beer on the floor. Drops a solitary 4 leaf clover into the foaming glass , bows head and starts to sing an Irish Blessing...)
Oh Dear Lordy
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
May your neighbors respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.
May you be rich in blessings, poor in misfortune,
Slow to make enemies, quick to make friends.
But rich or poor, slow or quick,
May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth.
May your joys be as bright as the morning,
And your sorrows merely be shadows that fade,
In the sunlight of love.
May you have enough
happiness to keep you sweet.
Enough trials to keep you strong.
Enough sorrows to keep you human.
Enough hope to keep you happy.
Enough failure to keep you humble.
Enough success to keep you eager.
Enough friends to give you comfort.
Enough faith and courage in yourself to banish sadness.
Enough wealth to meet your needs.
And one thing more: enough
determination to make each day a more wonderful day
than the day before.
Bless us all, and May the blessing of light be on you—
light without
and light within.
May the blessed sunlight shine on you
and warm your heart
till it glows like a great peat fire.
Have an awesome St Pat`s day!
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by the fire elf » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:24 pm
no one said this was going to be easy
let's just make it look that way
let's just make it look that way
instantiate vacuous truth
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by PurpleKoosh » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:13 pm
That must've been one hell of a hangover if nobody's posted here in a week!
Maybe that'll help....
Maybe that'll help....
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by Dork » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:26 pm
A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, "No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, "No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."
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by EvilDustBooger » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:38 pm
hmmm hmmm hmmm...glass
mmm hmmm hmmm...ice
hmmm hmmm hmmm....mint
hmmm hmmm...lime......
hmmm hmmm....Rum !
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm.....sugar
hmmmmmmmmm Fzzzzzzzzzzzz......soda
hmmm hmmm.....grind
hmmm hmmm.....mash
hmmm hmmm hmmm .....twist!
....and Viola !!
...just for you .
mmm hmmm hmmm...ice
hmmm hmmm hmmm....mint
hmmm hmmm...lime......
hmmm hmmm....Rum !
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm.....sugar
hmmmmmmmmm Fzzzzzzzzzzzz......soda
hmmm hmmm.....grind
hmmm hmmm.....mash
hmmm hmmm hmmm .....twist!
....and Viola !!
...just for you .
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