RETROFROLIC invites campmates to join & participate

[Trishntek]

RETROFROLIC is a kinky camp of lascivious fun. We come from the BDSM mind-set, but certainly welcome anyone the least bit curious to contact us.

We plan to have Dunkin' for Dildo on one afternoon, Let's Make a Deal on another, and Clothespin Challenge on a third. There will also be other interactive games for guests to enjoy.

We will be serving vodka concoctions and an absinthe louche cumming out of the erect penis of a well known superhero of bygone years.

We will also have a variety of BDSM toys and furniture for after-dark scene play.

We will have an RV, canopy and a tent for communal activities and a solar shower. Fellow campers would need their own essentials of food, water and shelter. A camp kitchen is available. Seating is limited, so bring your own chair. Bench seating is available for guests.

Music from the 60's, 70's 80's and 90's (Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Santana, etc.) will play with the ambiance of pink flamingo lights glowing dimly.

Basically we just need one person to be present at all times. So if we had six others join us, that would make it possible for all of us to enjoy the Playa most of the time. Trish and i would be there for the three organized games which will last three hours each at most.

Anyway, think about it and if you're interested, let us know and we'll get better acquainted.

[Trishntek]

We just want to make it perfectly clear, that we are not exclusively BDSM. If you have all or no sexual fetishes, we would so enjoy corrup,,,,, errrr tickl,,,, ummmmmmm that is ravish,,,,,, no that's not it,,,,, enjoying your company!!! hehe

Honestly,,,, we are pretty laid back and will be greatly surprised if 20% of our intentions actually materialize. But we wanna have fun trying and hope you might be willing to call RETROFROLIC home for the week.

[Ugly Dougly]

Well, that's a horde of a different color!

So retro-frolic means that you are "un-frolicking"? Just to be clear?

[ygmir]

wouldn't retro frolic be "pre or past" frolicking?

[Trishntek]

RETROFROLIC is frolicking in an history sense with stuff that is retro in nature. i.e. eclectic toys and electrical paraphernalia once known to cure all ailments. but we know now that they simply make you feel good,,,, or bad,,,, or ????

[Ugly Dougly]

You mean you have sex with plastic flamingos?

[Trishntek]

You mean you have sex with plastic flamingos?

LMFAO!!! Well i guess you could try that if you wish! We won't stop you!

[CapSmashy]

You mean you have sex with plastic flamingos?

LMFAO!!! Well i guess you could try that if you wish! We won't stop you!

I do believe a challenge has been issued.

[ibdave]

You mean you have sex with plastic flamingos?

LMFAO!!! Well i guess you could try that if you wish! We won't stop you!

I do believe a challenge has been issued.

LOTS OF ASTRO LUBE.... I'm just saying...

[Trishntek]

You mean you have sex with plastic flamingos?

LMFAO!!! Well i guess you could try that if you wish! We won't stop you!

I do believe a challenge has been issued.

LOTS OF ASTRO LUBE.... I'm just saying...

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Those beaks can be brutal (not sayin' how i know that)

[Trishntek]

Thursday 3PM Retrofrolic invites all who dare to play "Let's Make a Sensual Deal!" Monte Hall will roll over in his grave as we make deals among other things, full body vibrator massage, foot massage, floggings or choking the chicken! They are presented within buckets 1, 2 or 3. And of course, in the end you can always trade for what is within that mysterious bucket number 4 at the end of the game!

The prizes will be rewarded at the leisure of the winners and as always, Retrofrolic offers vodka and absinthe refreshments to our guests.

[Trishntek]

If we could be so blatant to let our sign indicate what we really think like the ancient Pompeiians did.

[pinemom]

So...we were REALLY trying to help you out there a' Trishntek!!!
No really, you need to promote your idea's and playtime offerings here!

It kind of got lost in translation over in Roots Society(R S MMX).



So please entertain the masses of peeps who check in here...and even the ones that LURK, (those who must be kept).

When deciding to do a Theme camp, and especially because you have decided to go ahead and post the idea of said theme camp here...


Reinerate what your gonna do at your theme camp, inquiring minds wanna know!

[ygmir]

*stands in line behind PM, raises hand, nods*

[gerlachedNloaded]

now where exactly will this camp be?!

[Trishntek]

Per the request of some for more details about what makes our camp unique, we offer some examples of the pleasures you can enjoy while visiting us.




This is an old vibrator which feels heavenly on the feet. Or with other attachments, can get some of those hard to reach places.

[Trishntek]

This vibrator is huge with its own cooling fan and has 4 thumping feet which can work out those back aches, leg cramps and generally turn you into a bowl of jello.

[Trishntek]

This unit is great on the scalp or the feet and is quite refreshing!

[Trishntek]

This vibrator is much like the other huge one, with its own cooling fan. It has a blunt end for general massage and that smaller end for those hard to reach annoyances.

[Trishntek]

This is one of the few battery operated massagers we will use. It is absolute heaven on the scalp! It's like itching your entire head all at once and a stimulating massage at the same time!

[Trishntek]

This is the old standbye Sunbeam that most of us baby boomers are most familiar. When strapped to the back of a hand with talented fingers, Mmmmmmm,,,,

[Trishntek]

The VIOLET WAND is the pink of sensation. We have a dozen probes and attachments for a treasure trove of stimulation. It can tickle, tingle and tittilate with a combination of light, sparks and heat. We have two units with not only probes, but a variety of toys, which when utilized with this unit, create a lot of fun frolic for the user, the usee and the voyeur alike.

[Trishntek]

All the above mentioned items will be available to our guests along with several other similar items. They will be kept clean and an offering of washing the anatomy of interest will also be available prior to use of the equipment.

In the coming days there will be more information about the pain part of RETROFROLIC. In a nutshell, it is your basic Power Exchange scene including bondage, impact play and sensory deprivation among other things.

Games of twister, horse shoes, putting golf balls, jumping rope, hula hoops and whatever else we can come up with will be on going activities.

Location? Won't know for sure for awhile yet, but would like to get around 7:30 or 8:30 more toward the center than the outside. Possibly near SinCity.

[ygmir]

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[Trishntek]

I've been known to call them, "Ol' Reliable"

[gerlachedNloaded]

well please, by all mean, keep inquiring minds informed. hopefully your structure is big enough to handle the onslaught

[wavy]

Sounds like a blast! I hope I don't have to generate my own electricity to use these delicious devices! That would kind of defeat the purpose if I had to pedal faster to enjoy myself more.....
:D

[Trishntek]

We'll have 2 gensets along with 2 deep cell batteies on an inverter. We hope the gensets will only run a few hours a day to charge up the batteries.

The gathering area is a 15' diameter canopy and an 8' x 15' awning coming off the RV. Plus the more intimate activities "can" take place in our 12' x 14' tent. We plan to cover all that with large tarps from the ground on the opposite side of the RV to the back side of the tent.

There will be bench seating for about 20. A bike rack will also hold 20. We are confident that is sufficient.

There will also be an air compressor for bike tires and blowing off the dust.

[Trishntek]

Wednesday 3PM Retrofrolic invites all who dare to play "Dunkin for Dildo!" We offer vodka and absinthe refreshments to our guests. The winners will be determined by how far they deep throat a 10" dong while their face is in a bucket of water and their hands are bound behind their backs! There will be one male and one female winner who will each get an intimate PRIZE!

While dunking for the dildo, they will be spanked.

The prizes will be a p or a g spot vibrator NIB complete with new batteries!

For all you gender flexible folks, we know you either have a prostate or g=spot, so don't think you'll be left out of the competition!

[Trishntek]

RETROFROLIC will offer a variety of "painful" pleasures along with the "pleasing" pain. A generous choice of floggers, leather and steel bindings, and depending on your kinkiness, we can offer you the opportunity to fulfill your most secret desires. Strap that special someone to our St. Andrew's Cross and express that sadistic side. Are you a masochist at heart and have noone to punish you as you desire? Ask and you shall receive! With a bit of negotiation, maybe you can get someone to be your masochist if you have none with you.

These activities will generally occur after dark, but special arrangements can certainly be entertained. Think of us as a playground for adult fun. It's bursting with potential! All you have to do is visit, participate and create!