Niacin wrote:Dear Alice:
Lately, I've been kind of bummed about my ability to meet women. Keeping in mind that I'm not exactly the most social of animals, could you tell me that if the expression x squared minus kx minus 12 is equal to zero when x = 4, what is the value of k ?
dear m -
it's too early in the day on the west coast for algebra. however, i can tell you that the ability to meet and hook up with babes of all kinds is attainable. i suspect that even a geek such as yourself would have no trouble finding some chick to haul your ashes for you, if you just slowed down ( yeah, i'm talkin to YOU, a.d.d boy) and took some time to pay careful attention to social cues. these are the things we do to let other know thru non-verbal communication that we are interested.
humans touch themselves all the time as a way to communicate what body parts they find attractive. if a woman is playing with her hair, it means she's looking for attention. a good way to segue into conversation is to give her a compliment. you can get as creative as you like, but "you have beautiful hair," does the trick.
good luck, m. let me know how it goes.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.