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THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN - Posts: 351
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by Rob the Wop » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:42 pm
<b>What the fuck... over?</b>
<i>(I was looking for tips.)</i>
<i>(I was looking for tips.)</i>
The other, other white meat.
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THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN - Posts: 351
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by THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:55 pm
a joke
There were three dogs sitting in a Vet's office talking and the first dog said, "I am here to be put to sleep. My master went away for the evening and I tore his entire house up and shit on the floor."
The second dog said, "Yeah, I am here to be put to sleep also. I killed my master's favorite cat and bit his child."
They asked the third dog what he was in for he replied" My masters wife bent over in front of me and I hopped on her and screwed her brains out."
The other dogs were shocked and asked if he was there to be put down and the third dog replied, "No! I am here to get my nails trimmed."
There were three dogs sitting in a Vet's office talking and the first dog said, "I am here to be put to sleep. My master went away for the evening and I tore his entire house up and shit on the floor."
The second dog said, "Yeah, I am here to be put to sleep also. I killed my master's favorite cat and bit his child."
They asked the third dog what he was in for he replied" My masters wife bent over in front of me and I hopped on her and screwed her brains out."
The other dogs were shocked and asked if he was there to be put down and the third dog replied, "No! I am here to get my nails trimmed."
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THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN - Posts: 351
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by Rob the Wop » Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:58 pm
Ivy wrote:Is bologna really actually from an animal or is it just one of those fake-meat products?
It makes a difference.
The difference between meat and fish?
Beat your fish and you'll kill it.
And I've never heard of someone beating their tofu.
The other, other white meat.
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Rob the Wop - Posts: 1812
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by PJ » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:02 pm
Ivy wrote:Is bologna really actually from an animal or is it just one of those fake-meat products?
It makes a difference.
Perhaps this explains why Boulder's fancy health food store sells veggie hot dogs with ridges and raised dots.
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PJ - Posts: 1018
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by Rob the Wop » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:04 pm
PJ wrote:Ivy wrote:Is bologna really actually from an animal or is it just one of those fake-meat products?
It makes a difference.
Perhaps this explains why Boulder's fancy health food store sells veggie hot dogs with ridges and raised dots.
But you won't find veins on a veggie hot dog.
The other, other white meat.
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Rob the Wop - Posts: 1812
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by rodent » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:57 pm
clandyone wrote:<quibble> It's BESTIALITY. </quibble>
clandyone wrote: Won't somebody please think of the children?!
oh, GREAT, beastiality, nechrophelia, and now PEDOPHELIA!!! what is WRONG with you people...
rodent (putting the eek in geek)
Please donate to the KRA Fund (Keep Rodent Alive)
http://www.circus.com/~rodent
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rodent - Posts: 421
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by Rob the Wop » Tue Oct 07, 2003 6:52 pm
rodent wrote:
oh, GREAT, beastiality, nechrophelia, and now PEDOPHELIA!!! what is WRONG with you people...
Well that's easy. Obviously we like to fuck dead young animals.
<i>Geez, you can send em' college...</i>
The other, other white meat.
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by DE FACTO » Sun Oct 19, 2003 5:34 pm
When i originally posted this thread I did it for several reasons. 1 was to start disscusion and 2, (and I don't know if it's just me) but I've been seening a new hightend interest in this subject.
For example. My roomate loves watching Beastiality movies. Hey to each his own. He can even sit and masturbate to them, I really don't care. but when it comes to him having to listen to the videos at top volume to the point the neighbors have to come over to let him know to turn down the volume and discover that not only is his door open and he is doing his thing to it, they also find out what he is watching.
Ok....so they get grossed out. Here's the wierd part.
when I bring over Girls and he may be just watching them damn videos at the time, these girls always have to stop and spend time to watch the videos with him.
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT. what is the interst/fasination with these movies anyway.
Does anybody have this kind of problem? I wanted to write about this awhile back but I had to gather my thoughts first before posting.
And yeah I know .....I need to move.......but the rent and utils are a great deal .
For example. My roomate loves watching Beastiality movies. Hey to each his own. He can even sit and masturbate to them, I really don't care. but when it comes to him having to listen to the videos at top volume to the point the neighbors have to come over to let him know to turn down the volume and discover that not only is his door open and he is doing his thing to it, they also find out what he is watching.
Ok....so they get grossed out. Here's the wierd part.
when I bring over Girls and he may be just watching them damn videos at the time, these girls always have to stop and spend time to watch the videos with him.
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT. what is the interst/fasination with these movies anyway.
Does anybody have this kind of problem? I wanted to write about this awhile back but I had to gather my thoughts first before posting.
And yeah I know .....I need to move.......but the rent and utils are a great deal .
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by PJ » Sun Oct 19, 2003 6:41 pm
DE FACTO wrote:...My roomate loves watching Beastiality movies...and masturbate to them...I bring over Girls...these girls always have to stop and spend time to watch the videos...I need to move...
"Roommate", eh? Sure, we believe that.
My money is on the "Girls" being inflatable.
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by samtzu » Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:29 pm
Has anyone ever had a reoccuring dream about roadkill in negligee... a cute little dark number on a flattened deer...? A doe, of course... no cross dressing necrophilial beastiality here, just the straight stuff...
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer
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by Glittering Clitoris » Thu Aug 05, 2004 10:43 pm
You can be my beast, DVD!
I'll treat you to some Necrophilia after you fuck me to death!
Then ride me on your Bike and Pedal feelia me all over the playa!
I'll treat you to some Necrophilia after you fuck me to death!
Then ride me on your Bike and Pedal feelia me all over the playa!
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by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Aug 05, 2004 10:46 pm
I can't stand this.
You people are a bunch of Fucking Animals!
A II Z
You people are a bunch of Fucking Animals!
A II Z
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by Rob the Wop » Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:58 am
Hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Yah...I fucked em' both. I'm into water fowl now.
Yah...I fucked em' both. I'm into water fowl now.
The other, other white meat.
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by Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:51 pm
Julia Child, the French Chef for a Jell-O Nation, Dies at 91
By REGINA SCHRAMBLING
Published: August 13, 2004
Julia Child, who turned the art of French cooking into prime-time television entertainment and brought cassoulet to a casserole culture in the two volumes of her monumental "Mastering the Art of French Cooking," died yesterday at her home in Santa Barbara, Calif., two days before her 92nd birthday.
The cause was complications of kidney failure cause by eating too much "Cum Filled Goose Pate" that clogged up the kidneys passages, said a niece, Philadelphia Cousins.
It seems that all the goose were used a sexual outlet by a the farmer whom she would purchase the organically grown gooses. The man name has been withheld, but source say he goes by a nickname of "Rob the Wob"! When asked by authorities as to why "Rob the Wob" did it, it responded that he hated her for demeanoring of Italian cuisine after he had heard her saying, "I don't think it's a real cuisine because you don't do much," in an interview last year.
Along with an on going investigation of "Rob the Wob" the FBI and ASPCA are examining sheep for cum stain wool.
Julia will be missed and long remembered for dropping pots or announcing she was about to put a gratin in the refrigerator instead of in the oven where it belonged.
Being a self-confessed ham, she became a darling of audiences and comedians almost from the moment she made her debut on WGBH in Boston in 1963 at the age of 50. On "Saturday Night Live," Dan Aykroyd played her boozily bleeding to death while shrieking, "Save the liver." Jean Stapleton even portrayed her in a musical with sung recipes called "Bon Appétit!" in 1989.
The family has stated that they were planning a civil law suite against Mr. "Rob the Wop"!
She will truely be missed by a generation of stoned late night PBS viewers
now obese by her fat clogging french recipes- including this one.
"Bon Appertit!"
By REGINA SCHRAMBLING
Published: August 13, 2004
Julia Child, who turned the art of French cooking into prime-time television entertainment and brought cassoulet to a casserole culture in the two volumes of her monumental "Mastering the Art of French Cooking," died yesterday at her home in Santa Barbara, Calif., two days before her 92nd birthday.
The cause was complications of kidney failure cause by eating too much "Cum Filled Goose Pate" that clogged up the kidneys passages, said a niece, Philadelphia Cousins.
It seems that all the goose were used a sexual outlet by a the farmer whom she would purchase the organically grown gooses. The man name has been withheld, but source say he goes by a nickname of "Rob the Wob"! When asked by authorities as to why "Rob the Wob" did it, it responded that he hated her for demeanoring of Italian cuisine after he had heard her saying, "I don't think it's a real cuisine because you don't do much," in an interview last year.
Along with an on going investigation of "Rob the Wob" the FBI and ASPCA are examining sheep for cum stain wool.
Julia will be missed and long remembered for dropping pots or announcing she was about to put a gratin in the refrigerator instead of in the oven where it belonged.
Being a self-confessed ham, she became a darling of audiences and comedians almost from the moment she made her debut on WGBH in Boston in 1963 at the age of 50. On "Saturday Night Live," Dan Aykroyd played her boozily bleeding to death while shrieking, "Save the liver." Jean Stapleton even portrayed her in a musical with sung recipes called "Bon Appétit!" in 1989.
The family has stated that they were planning a civil law suite against Mr. "Rob the Wop"!
She will truely be missed by a generation of stoned late night PBS viewers
now obese by her fat clogging french recipes- including this one.
"Bon Appertit!"
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by Gothalot » Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:02 pm
Glittering Clitoris wrote:You can be my beast, DVD!
I'll treat you to some Necrophilia after you fuck me to death!
Then ride me on your Bike and Pedal feelia me all over the playa!
OMG Im there!
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