No, it's not your destiny to go to burningman this year. Believe it or not, going to burningman is rather too trivial to be anyone's destiny. (Well, maybe Larry Harvey's, but not on the "participant" level.) No, your destiny is to have a really interesting tumor, or to have your home fall into a sink hole, or to always be half an hour late when it matters, or to make buttons on an assembly line, or to kill the one you love. Burningman is a side trip.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
I'm a passionate, childlike innovator.