The person below me

[theCryptofishist]

I may still have a copy of To Kill a Mockingbird.
TPBM has a crush on TPAM.

[knowmad]

*sigh* saying one has a crush on Savannah is like saying one does business with the law of gravity.
PBM what's your longest bit of solitude? no human contact, interactions?

[Eric]

Could probably be counted in the hours. I've never enjoyed the "alone" thing, other than long walks & sitting at my desk working.


tpbm would rather live in "the country" than in a big city

[Simon of the Playa]

yes, way out.....Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out.

tpbm thinks thats just a tad TOO kaczynski-esque for comfort.

[theCryptofishist]

Kaczinski, Kaczinski, Kaczinski... You know, I never figured out if he and my father were on the Berkeley Mathematics faculty at the same time. What was really creepy (?) is that my father thought he looked like one of the sketches before we knew that they might have crossed paths.
TPBM prefers their campus psychos to be in the Charles Whitman mode.

[canexplain]

*sigh* saying one has a crush on Savannah is like saying one does business with the law of gravity.
PBM what's your longest bit of solitude? no human contact, interactions?

I sometimes go a week if my gf has to do something. It doesn't seem to bother me and I save a lot of gas ha ...... I used to float but that is a different non interaction eh for those that do or did .....

[theCryptofishist]

*sigh*
tpbm will explain to canexplain how this thread operates.

[Savannah]

Sure, I will.

Canexplain! We are playing a game in which just one (1) "Person B" replies either true or false to the "Person A" above them who has just made a statement about the unknown person below them. And then a third person C chimes regarding the brand new statement. Only one person may answer per statement, however. We don't all get to address the statement. It's not a huge deal, however; it's just how the game is played.

Example:

Person A: Yes, I like tomatoes, but only cooked.
The person below me likes carrots, but only raw.

Person B: False. I hate all carrots. Carrots killed my family.
The person below me has a strange pet.

Person C: It's true, I have a Perimeter volunteer on a leash.
The person below me knows I'm lying.

The person below me likes office supply stores.

[theCryptofishist]

Yes, indeed. Proletarian art supply stores, in truth...
TPBM thinks grocery stores are incredible bourgious. (And knows how to spell "bourgeious"...)

[Oldguy]

Nah, Swedish furniture store ( Ikea ) has horsemeat tacos : who knew one could not obtain quality meat at a furniture store ?

TPBM will eat anything.

[Eric]

Not even close. I have an adventurous palate, but I'm a (near) vegan. I am, however, dying for the kim-chee rice the boyfriend is cooking up right now...


tpbm loves kim-chee

[9ah]

yes... yes... yes...Now I'm craving it!

TPBM often sleeps in the buff.

[theCryptofishist]

tee-shirt...
tpbm worries about "plant fascism".

[Eric]

Nah, if they get uppity just give them to me. Guaranteed plant killer, even if I'm trying to keep them alive.


tpbm thinks its high time to start drinking

[9ah]

Yes.. Just waiting for my chicken to get itself out of the over and into my belly!

TPBM has a landline telephone... That works.

[edbrez]

No just a cup with a long piece of string and a cheap call package

TPBM has a special skill they would like to share with TPAM

[TomServo]

Of course! Hey 9ah!! I know how to sew kilts!..or at least used to!

TPBM likes offending people...just for fun.

[Savannah]

It is not sufficient challenge.

The person below me is going to do something particularly fun this weekend (tell us).

[theCryptofishist]

Well, that would be nice. Hm...
TPBM has a teddy bear story to share. (But maybe not an "Ah" sort of teddy bear story.)

[TomServo]

Well, it wasn't a bear..but rather a knitted stuffed pig. My aunt got it for me, I gave it to my son...and later learned it was made by a woman, who was one of Heinrich Himmler's secretaries.

TPBM is soo happy, that winter is wrapping up!!

[Savannah]

I am! It's a beautiful sunny day! I think I will go for a run down to the water after my breakfast has settled.

The person below me is preparing a garden.

[Elorrum]

hmm, growing various regional flora... yes in a way. But, I must clean out that old tupperware.
courage!
tpbm has certain chores they dread as well.

[Savannah]

I really hate mopping. Hate it! Although I love laundry. Laundry means possibilities. If all my clothes are clean I'm ready to go anywhere.

The person below me would hire a maid absolutely first, if they won the lottery and had the money for a professional staff.

[clocksnmirrors]

it's true i hate cleaning with a passion

but i don't think i'd need a maid on the deserted island i would surely purchase and inhabit if i won the lottery


tpbm watches all the real housewives tv shows but won't fess up

[C187]

Nope

Tpbm is shocked to find out more than one "real housewives" show exists

[maryanimal]

Nope. I used to watch the real houswives of Orange county, New York, and New Jersey. I don't like any of the other ones. OC was my favorite!

tpbm took advantage of the good weather they had today.

[junglesmacks]

Absolutely! It's boating season already down here in FL and we wound up way back in the springs among crystal clear water and manatees swimming. Beautiful day..

TPBM has never seen a manatee in real life..

[lucky420]

No they're pretty rare out here...

TPBM believes in Sasquatch

[TomServo]

Of course!! He's in the Jack Links commercials!!

TPBM believes in portals.

[theCryptofishist]

Hm. I believe in doorways. The existence of portals, however, is not an open-and-shut case.
TPBM believes in shined shoes.