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by **Eric** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:27 pm

The gray lady is looking a bit... odd

With an increase both in density and in the atmosphere of busy professionalism, Brooklyn no longer feels as carefree as it did, said Ari Wallach, a futurism consultant, who recently cut short a Brooklyn real estate search.
“There is more looking down, less eye contact,” said Mr. Wallach, 38. “The difference is between the first three days of Burning Man, when everyone is ‘Hey, what’s up?’ to the final three days of Burning Man, when the tent flaps are down. Brooklyn is turning out to be the last three days of Burning Man.”

by **lemur** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:42 pm

burning man is only 6 days long?! fuck!

by **lemur** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:43 pm

and if it isnt 6 days long.. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE

by **Eric** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:52 pm

lemur wrote:and if it isnt 6 days long.. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE

The middle would be Thursday, which I assume involves heading to your tents to close the flaps.

by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:38 am

hipsterbia? Disturbia?

it's totally true, park slope looks like Drano after the uncontrolled burn, but with more orthodox jews.

by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:39 am

Burning Man has become a metaphor to be used by and for people who have never been there.

by **gyre** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:27 pm

I have met these people even here.
They are the social equivalent of the abfab crew exploiting Morocco as they make a low flying visit.

Just as the artsy midtown scene here is now too expensive for anyone artsy, they predict a playa fled by the serious, as predictable as flight to the suburbs was thirty years ago.
Look it up.
The sociologists knew.

by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:06 pm

Yeah I took to Wasteland Weekend... Where you can still carry a gun to center camp and no one bats an Eye...

And a helluva lot cheaper... Just as hot...

the rebbi

by **Savannah** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:12 pm

Eric wrote:
lemur wrote:and if it isnt 6 days long.. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE

The middle would be Thursday, which I assume involves heading to your tents to close the flaps.

We need to get this into the What/When/Where Guide this year.

Thursday, One-Time Events: 8:00am-8:05am: Close Your F@#$ing Flaps.

Friday, One-Time Events: Noon. Ice Hockey.

by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:55 pm

Do futurists need the What, Where, When?

by **gyre** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:38 pm

I'll predict the future for a thousand dinar.

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