The person below me

[theCryptofishist]

No. We're secular humanists through and through. Or something. We breed scientists and don't have much patience with a lot of woo-woo.
TPBM knows the difference between "shit" and "shite".

[knowmad]

Shit is the remains of digested food and comes out of one's ass, it smells gross and can be used as ferilizer. Shite is the mental equivalent, half processed Ideas, and "beliefs" spewed out of the mouths of idiots it has no odour and no redeeming quality.

PBM please post art.

[Elorrum]

tpbm runs a tight ship.

[theCryptofishist]

That sounds so obscene.
TPBM thinks ticket access codes are the new timestamp.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

i wrote mine down so i never forget.






TPBM wonders why i always take it "there"...

[theCryptofishist]

Never, because I'm one of those, too.
TPBM doesn't understand why, in light of that, I don't take it there in regard to groups that are historically disadvantaged vis-a-vis myself.

[knowmad]

Can't stand the heat? Get out of the oven.


Awesome Art Elorum! I like the improvements on the bunny.


If I were to ____________ TPBM I would __________ for ____________.

[9ah]

'pole dance' 'cheer' 'it'

TPBM is not partaking in the main sale ticketing queue today.

[Savannah]

That's true.

The person below me wants a kebab.

[illy dilly]

That sounds tasty!!! But, I'm having egg drop soup for dinner tonight.


TPBM wishes they knew how to pole dance or pole dance better.

[9ah]

Better, yes, but I'm pretty good (just skip out on going to class)....

TPBM wished they would win the lotto, but doesn't buy lotto tickets.

[Savannah]

I have actually caught myself doing that, yes.

The person below me buys lottery tickets on a set schedule.

[Elorrum]

no, I put ten or five dollars in the self-buy machine, get quick pick future picks for mega and super lotto, usually once a month, and never check them. I like to think I have a winning ticket on my desk at all times. I figure the fantasy value is cheaper than an actual movie, and I visit it from time to time.

tpbm isn't sure what to do with the rest of their day.

[jella]

pretend to work of course..that's easy

TPBM is planning something big !

[knowmad]

and if it lasts more than 4 hrs. I'm gonna call in some help.

so PBM what did the media antics of the last 24hs teach you?

[theCryptofishist]

Not to put any effort into my "Burning Cabin" idea.
TPBM remembers racing frogs as a kid.

[knowmad]

Yeah! our middle school has a frog race every year, my brother who is a teacher there tells me it is still the "most hopping" thing in town (his words not mine)

Person below me you are given two ropes and a lighter. Both ropes take exactly one hour to burn. Some parts of the ropes are thicker than other parts of the rope, therefore not all parts of the rope will burn at the same speed. Consequently burning half the rope will not necessarily take 30 minutes.
Goal: Find a way to Measure 45 minutes of time.
click here foranswer

[Eric]

throw the rope in a bonfire & use the stopwatch app on my phone.


tpbm has so many apps on their phone they've had to separate them into folders

[theCryptofishist]

I have a dumb phone. I'm thinking of just skipping the whole smart phone phenom by buying a tablet.
TPBM has tips that I will ignore...

[Box Burner]

Nope. A phone is a phone. I use the kiss principle. besides, it is cheaper that way.


TPBM still sends letters by snail mail.

[knowmad]

only my taxes. And Grandmas Christmas card.

tpbm found somthing that they thought was losseded forever.

[TomServo]

No, I pretty much LOST everything. Except for my beloved Cthulhuclava, footie pajamas and Ranger Boots! ..and my Button Machine

TPBM is starting over.

[MisaBlue]

Yup, because I won't give up!

TPBM fell in love with some new series and will share its name.

[9ah]

Yes, Continuum.

TPBM is ready for warmer weather.

[Savannah]

Yep, but I'm not going to get it.

The person below me actually craves some rain.

[BeeWeeDee]

Yessirreee. Living in a place where the first 5 minutes of a rain storm kicks up dust, any moisture in any form is welcome any time.

TPBM believes 4 out of 5 dentists prefer gas over novocaine

[Ruhm]

Yep, and the fifth uses neither gas nor novocaine.

TPBM once tried to silly-walk on the sidewalk.

[theCryptofishist]

Why oh why do I get the walking questions over and over...
tpbm feeds all the answers on this thread to a computer for market research purposes.

[Goldfish3O]

Why oh why do I get the walking questions over and over...
tpbm feeds all the answers on this thread to a computer for market research purposes.

False XP

The person below me is addicted to carbs

[junglesmacks]

Hell no. Well.. ok.. yes. After shunning them like the plague, any bread tastes like cake. It's amazing. Equally amazing though what happens when you keep them below 50g/day..

TPBM was always the person in the kitchen making friends with the house pets while all the "cool kids" yucked it up in the other room.