Quick, while there is time, get rid of that "pay".
Second--you know, most people don't even know what they are doing, much less know how much they have in their truck.
Finally, add some geography. Any answers from Louisiana aren't going to do you much good if you're in North Dakota.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.