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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby dragonpilot » Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:59 pm

Come spend a day with me in my tax office...you'll get all the freak you'll need for a year!
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:15 pm

which division do you work for...



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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:54 am

This guy is PERFECT!!!
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:56 am

Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.

Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.

Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.

Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.

Masturbated in the living room.

Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.

Defecated on the floor in two places.

Drank the contents of the vacuum.



damn, it sounds like gigsville 2004.
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:05 am

something wicked.


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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:24 pm

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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:25 pm

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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:26 pm

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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby oscillator » Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:29 pm

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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:50 am

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Each year, the management of SIDESHOW must replenish the supply of corndogs. Farm raised corndogs will not do-

they must be wild, free range stock.

This is a necessary yet dangerous endeavor. Wild corndogs are swift, cunning and if cornered, dangerous.
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:51 am

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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:05 am

sometimes i just think of a few words, and then google spits out the images.


it's still in beta...but here is the result.


undoctored, pure corn dog.


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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:09 am

That was no accident
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby dragonpilot » Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:26 pm

So...camp dues is a case of PBR AND corn dogs?
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:25 pm

i think michele bachmann should get in on her talent alone.
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:16 pm

dragonpilot wrote:So...camp dues is a case of PBR AND corn dogs?


Hahaha! Well, the beer is optional, but a box of corn dogs? heck yeah!!!

Simon, I thought of posting that one, but I was overcome by a sense of creepy, so I'm glad you did.
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby oscillator » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:53 pm

* Keep Sideshow Potentially Fatal *

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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:12 pm

THE BRUTALITY!!!!!!!!

The poor corndog is ONLY trying to defend itself!!!!!
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Major Krash » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:00 pm

Mustard everywhere!
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby oscillator » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:03 pm

Well, Michelle would have you believe it is a Love Thing. Truth be told, these are Devilish Brutes. Slippery Devilish Brutes.
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Major Krash » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:29 pm

Only the finest cuts go into Sideshow Corndogs...
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:33 pm

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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby nilasnake » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:48 pm

thank gawd i have corndogs in the freezer, so when all these powers of suggestion become overwhelming....i am ready to indulge.
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:19 am

"here kid, pick a corn dog, ANY corn dog...."


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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:20 am

can you force a corn dog like you can a card?
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby FIGJAM » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:53 am

Is THIS your corndog?
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:12 pm

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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:48 pm

he wasn't always this tall.


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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Elliot » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:57 pm

:shock:
Ya know.... I don't think I have ever eaten a corn dog. I'll have to sneak in and pilfer a meal like I usually do. :lol:
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Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Postby Killbuck » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:13 am

Your Norwegian heritage.... If you like we can make Herring Dogs if you would prefer!!!
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