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Postby Canoe » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:07 pm

Driver complaining about being stopped & searched on route to BM:
  • on the Interstate,
  • on the highway going North from Fernly (twice),
  • arriving in Gerlach,
  • leaving Gerlach,
  • just after Gate, and
  • yet again before they got to their site.
Driver wants advice on filing complaints against the various law enforcement entities who driver claims engaged in illegal profiling.






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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby Rice » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:11 pm

uh...

(remembering the "no snark till the 2nd page" rule)
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:11 pm

Where did you find this?
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby TomServo » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:12 pm

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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby jkisha » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:10 pm

Rice wrote:uh...

(remembering the "no snark till the 2nd page" rule)

I think you might break that rule on this post.
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby Rice » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:19 pm

jkisha wrote:
Rice wrote:uh...

(remembering the "no snark till the 2nd page" rule)

I think you might break that rule on this post.

You may think you know what I am thinking. . . .
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:48 pm

jkisha wrote:
Rice wrote:uh...

(remembering the "no snark till the 2nd page" rule)

I think you might break that rule on this post.

Oh, absolutely. It's designed for us all to get snarky together. Plus, the rules are different in "Open Discussion".

More subtle, because there are still times when you don't snark.
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby Rice » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:55 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
jkisha wrote:
Rice wrote:uh...

(remembering the "no snark till the 2nd page" rule)

I think you might break that rule on this post.

Oh, absolutely. It's designed for us all to get snarky together. Plus, the rules are different in "Open Discussion".

More subtle, because there are still times when you don't snark.

Sometimes, less is more!
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:12 pm

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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby trilobyte » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:20 pm

Hey look, it's the probable cause van! I say they've earned all the additional scrutiny and searches that they get.
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby Canoe » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:29 pm

Expecting no snark is like expecting no laugh when the photo of the van is handed up to the Judge...

Either that or a face palm...
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby Rice » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:32 pm

Come on -- Page 2 ....
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby Canoe » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:42 pm

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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby graidawg » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:58 pm

honestly i cannot wait, the snark better be good
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby Eric » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:07 pm

Brilliantly funny.

Don't know why Rice is waiting until page 2, it's not like we care. Once a post has been answered (in a regular forum) you can snark, on the Open forum... hell, go for it.

However, at this point, if the snark isn't brilliant you may get demerits.
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby Rice » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:28 pm

Oh crap!!! Thanks Eric... :shock:
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby TT120 » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:47 pm

No pressure..... :evil:
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby Elliot » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:15 pm

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Now I won't sleep all night, trying to think of something devastatingly witty. :mrgreen:
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby tamarakay » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:52 pm

Mom! I told you to paint that damned van before you went.
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby BBadger » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:11 am

I hate profiling! In my case I keep getting pulled over in school zones, and I'm sure I'm driving at the speed limit!

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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby 9ah » Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:15 am

Badger.. I was just about to ask if it said 'free candy' or 'ski trips' on the other side of the van.

I mean it's kinda like writing NAMBLA on a van and camping in Kidsville... :coffee:
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby some seeing eye » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:29 am

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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby jkisha » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:49 am

Well, since we're posting Russian videos here...

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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby 9ah » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:37 pm

You can also try this approach:
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:16 pm

Nice! The peeling paint really brings that home...
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Re: Stopped & Searched: new record?

Postby Martiena » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:33 pm

Rice wrote:Come on -- Page 2 ....


You are a good Canadian, wait till it's the right time. ;) I'm alright to say this since I live in London Ontario.
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