The Yakov Law of Burning Man

[maladroit]

All Yakov Smirnoff / Russian Reversal / most Russian jokes are merely factual statements if you replace "Russia" with "Burning Man" and "Russian" with "Burner" and "America" with "Defaultia".

Scientific proof:

In Defaultia you drive car. In Soviet Burning Man, car drives you!

In Defaultia you can always find a party. At Burning Man the party always finds you.

I like Defaultia women. They do things sexually Burner girls never dream of doing -- like showering.

[Sunbeam56]

Shouldn't that be ...the Party always finds you...?