"It's news to me!"

[FIGJAM]

Post any and all news you think might be interesting or relevant.

http://reason.com/blog/2013/01/04/california-lawmaker-proposes-homeless-bi

[FIGJAM]

I thought that "sexy magazines" had been banned in prisons, then heard about this.

http://www.northwestohio.com/news/story.aspx?id=844575

[trilobyte]

Semi full of bulls crashes into a tree on a Florida interstate (well, I'm betting the tree wasn't on the interstate), three bulls flee. You'd flee too if you had a terrible driver. That guy will get you killed, fuck that bullshit…
http://www.sfgate.com/news/texas/articl ... z2HG1BKjdb

[48_love]

Feds propose minimum sound standards for hybrid, electric vehicles

[unjonharley]

Feds propose minimum sound standards for hybrid, electric vehicles

I go to electric car races every year..They are student built and hit speeds of 55 mph.. People see then coming.. But there is little noise.. People will walk across the track.. They end up running there ass off, the cars are on 'em in a sec.

[48_love]

It is funny how internal combustion engine cars get quieter all the time (especially in the passenger compartment) ... in comes the quiet electrics and hybrids, and now we want them to make a little more noise.

But yeah, that doppler effect. I wonder if the doppler effect as a 'warning signal' evolved in humans since the industrial revolution and mechanization.

[Canoe]

But yeah, that doppler effect. I wonder if the doppler effect as a 'warning signal' evolved in humans since the industrial revolution and mechanization.

Not from screaming pterodactyls?
T-rex at full charge?

Rushing lions?

We have a chance to reduce noise pollution, and they wanting it to remain...

[maryanimal]

This guy's may have a point...sticking through his hair.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/05/16372432-california-man-says-he-can-drive-in-carpool-lane-with-corporation-papers?lite

[FIGJAM]

The holocaust was'nt Hitlers idea, it was psychiatrists!!!

http://www.sott.net/article/255844-Scientologists-believe-the-Holocaust-was-planned-and-carried-out-by-psychiatrists

[Canoe]

This guy's may have a point...sticking through his hair.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/05/16372432-california-man-says-he-can-drive-in-carpool-lane-with-corporation-papers?lite

For more than 10 years, Frieman says he had been trying to get pulled over to get ticketed and to take his argument to court
Well, everyone needs a hobby...

[FIGJAM]

What is the Mouse up to now and why does he need all this information?


http://www.disneyresearch.com/project/touche-touch-and-gesture-sensing-for-the-real-world/

[FIGJAM]

Seems like a good idea.


http://www.cordblood.com/benefits-cord-blood/umbilical-cord-blood-banking

[FIGJAM]

"Would'nt you like to be a pepper too!"

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-08/sweetened-drinks-linked-to-depression-in-u-s-soda-study.html

[FIGJAM]

Got change for a trillion?

http://www.wired.com/business/2013/01/trillion-dollar-coin-inventor/

[FIGJAM]

"You're not the boss of me!"

http://www.pcworld.com/article/2024825/smart-fork-says-stop-eating-so-fast.html

[FIGJAM]

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Answer: You have the right to remain silent!


http://boingboing.net/2013/01/05/one-armed-man-arrested-in-bela.html

[FIGJAM]

Got milk?

Freeze scumbag!

http://www.infowars.com/raw-milk-advocate-james-stewart-seized-by-armed-bounty-hunters-driving-unmarked-vehicles-with-no-plates/

[FIGJAM]

Last of the list dies.

RIP

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/youngest-schindlers-list-survivor-dies-83-18209822

[Sunbeam56]

http://www.mysuncoast.com/news/local/ag ... hpt=us_bn8

Alligator prevented from entering runway - he didn 't have his passport?

[FIGJAM]

I found this to be more touching than tragic.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/424291/20130115/deaf-identical-twins-marc-eddy-verbessem-win.htm

[Savannah]

Cleverly disguised as a Swede, Savannah crashes a train after taking it for a joyride.

[BBadger]

British blamed for Basra badgers
British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

"Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic. ..."


(it's all true, I tell you)

[unjonharley]

British blamed for Basra badgers
British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

"Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic. ..."


(it's all true, I tell you)

I didn't know you had kin in the UK

[Simon of the Playa]

they've found Playa on Mars.

[Roark]

they've found Playa on Mars.

And the cool part is they have not found any MOOP! ((yet)) Whooo Hoo!

[theCryptofishist]

Cleverly disguised as a Swede, Savannah crashes a train after taking it for a joyride.

You know what they say, a Swede is a turnip with the brains knocked out.

[Savannah]

Cleverly disguised as a Swede, Savannah crashes a train after taking it for a joyride.

You know what they say, a Swede is a turnip with the brains knocked out.

It's true.

[Canoe]

... "Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic. ..."

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept. "My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.

Genetic Engineering
Sounds legit

[48_love]

STRUGGLE IS THE ENEMY, WEED IS THE REMEDY: THE TRUTH ABOUT MARIJUANA IN NORTH KOREA -- HIGH TIMES IN THE HERMIT KINGDOM

Interesting article ... also contains lame Burning Man references.

[FIGJAM]

Outsource your job so you can read eplaya ALL day!

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/100198385/outsourcing-your-own-job-to-china-so-you-can-surf-reddit-all-day-this-is-capitalisms-greatest-moment/