Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

[Rice]

Yup, you read that right!!

Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

http://www.thelapine.ca/monsanto-cucumbers-cause-genital-baldness-immediately-banned-nova-scotia

[theCryptofishist]

Doesn't this go into Dick's "Shave Your Balls Now" thread?

[Rice]

Doesn't this go into Dick's "Shave Your Balls Now" thread?

Isn't that "Don't need to shave your balls now"??

[Token]

If they fix the "chafe" and "bed wetting" I call this a medical breakthrough.

Sign me up for the oral assfro depilatory pill.

[Rice]

If they fix the "chafe" and "bed wetting" I call this a medical breakthrough.

Sign me up for the oral assfro depilatory pill.

Once you get to a certain age - Isn't bed wetting is a right??

[unjonharley]

If it works so good, Where dose that leave waxing????

[unjonharley]

Once you get to a certain age - Isn't bed wetting is a right??

Watch that certain age shit.. And it's the bed.. It's the pants.. So there..

[Rice]

Once you get to a certain age - Isn't bed wetting is a right??

Watch that certain age shit.. And it's the bed.. It's the pants.. So there..

LOL

pretty defensive ... Got something to hide???

[Token]

Depends

[mdmf007]

Many people pay for waxing - this is cheaper.

[theCryptofishist]

And hurts less.


Although, I understand some men are looking for inflammation in that area.

[unjonharley]

And hurts less.


Although, I understand some men are looking for inflammation in that area.

I'm sure some thing will come up.

[Gonzo Frothwood]

Is it pattern baldness? Does it start on the sides and leave you with an exclamation point or does it part the Red Sea? do women get it? Where can I get some seeds? I'm sick and tired of shaving my balls more often than my face!

[Foxfur]

The problem is not unique to Monsanto cukes. The use of any produce without proper lubricant will cause hair loss through yanking and subduction.
Peeling might help.
Peeled bananas, after use, make dandy fixins for baking banana bread to bring to work, gifting to neighbors, etc.
Reduce, reuse, recycle, regurgitate.

[Nipple]

No Merkin?

Gherkin.

[theCryptofishist]

No Merkin?

Gherkin.

Sly, sly, sly... It almost got past me.

and funny.

[EspressoDude]

Depends

my 94 year old mom wears those

[EspressoDude]

it's not the cucumbers a person has to worry about; it's the corn cobs... "Oath of Office" by Michael Palmer

[knowmad]

it's not the cucumbers a person has to worry about; it's the corn cobs... "Oath of Office" by Michael Palmer

are you shure it's not Michael Pollan?

{E.T.A. Wish some one would rub me with a cuke!"}