Twas the night before Xmas, and all through the house..
The whole freaking family was drunk as a louse..
The boy to bed, had a long time gone..
He's up there now floging his dong..
Ma home from the whore house..
Me out of jail..
Had just settled down for a good piece of tale..
something something..
I jump out of bed..
To see what's a matter and tripped on my stash..
I run to the window and fell on my ass..
something something
A rusty old sledge and eight mangy rain deer..
something..
A shaky old prick..
I knew in a moment it had to be saint nic
Please fill in the rest of the story
T was the night before christmas
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T was the night before christmas
by unjonharley » Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:57 am
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Re: T was the night before christmas
by MyDearFriend » Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:06 am
sorry unjon I am already drunk
Practice Love. Exercise Sex.
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Re: T was the night before christmas
by junglesmacks » Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:21 am
MyDearFriend wrote:sorry unjon I am already drunk
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: T was the night before christmas
by MyDearFriend » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:39 am
Practice Love. Exercise Sex.
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Re: T was the night before christmas
by TomServo » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:20 am
More rapid than bullets his money shots came,
And he groand and he shouted, and called them by name
And he groand and he shouted, and called them by name
anything worth doing..is worth overdoing
Even though were all alone we are never on our own
Even though were all alone we are never on our own
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Re: T was the night before christmas
by BoyScoutGirl » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:00 pm
"On Dasher! On Crasher! On Smasher! On Smitten!
On Chunky! On Flunky! On Hunky! On Bugger and Kitten!"
On Chunky! On Flunky! On Hunky! On Bugger and Kitten!"
It makes sense if you don't think about it.
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