Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at all.

[knowmad]

Hydrazine added to nitromethane will enhance your gas mileage considerably.
Mixture may become a tad volatile.

If you don't know your chemistry, DON'T TRY THIS!

If you really want to experiment, start with nitropropane.

Always use your real name and address when purchasing Hydrazine, nitromethane and or nitropropane. it makes it easyer for the DEA to find your meth lab.

T.O.P. Factoid # 963: Glass dildos are the the only acceptable dildos for sharing because they can sterilized thoroughly.

[gyre]

Not sure how you'd use those for that, especially considering cost, but who can compete with the mexican's P2P product now?

No one cares who you are when you buy the nitro compounds, as they're stable as fuck.
Things may have changed for hydrazine now.

Some amines work to perk things up though.
Again, DON'T DO THIS!

Here's another tip-
Do not store with oxidants.

Do not compete with drug cartels.


A current theory is that meth purity and addictiveness are tied together.
If this is true, everyone needs to step up their security considerably.

[BBadger]

Are you William Shatner in your real life Gyre? Your posts always remind me of Shatner poetry/songs.

[gyre]

That is completely hilarious!


As Seneca said, it is better to know pointless tips than to know nothing whatsoever.

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Satius est supervacua scire quam nihil.

[Ugly Dougly]

The Shat's gotta be posting here, you know. And you know he's... got... an... alias!!!!

[BBadger]

That is completely hilarious!

As Seneca said, it is better to know pointless tips than to know nothing whatsoever.

Well it's not so much the content, just the delivery.

[Bob]

I was thinking more Cliff Clavin.

[gyre]

You're one to talk, Bob.

This is a pointless tips thread.

My humor has always been too dry for most people.
I mostly follow the example of an uncle, who simply quit worrying when people didn't get his jokes.
Totally deadpan.

Anyone who isn't amused by my posts may get the full cost refunded here>

eplaya refund application

[gyre]

Well it's not so much the content, just the delivery.

I'm not trying for poetry here, but I always felt my poetry sounded like Lennon's, though I aspire to Brautigan and Dylan.

I could do worse than Shatner.
I'm sure I have.
Only nobody noticed.

[gyre]

The Shat's gotta be posting here, you know. And you know he's... got... an... alias!!!!

It's a nice thought, but I can't picture it.
This is a really small forum, as such things go.
I'm on a large forum that can have posts come in too fast to read, just on one thread.
It can be overwhelming at times.

I'm on a forum with Jay Leno and some other well known people.
Everyone talks around him being there, so I made a joke about him.
He seemed to find it funny, though it's always intimidating as hell to tell jokes to comics.
Nobody on the forum would ever out him to the public though.

I wouldn't be too surprized to find Shatner on some special interest forum or other, though writers tend to put their energy on the page.
I can see him at burning man though.
Do you think he would be disguised? Or not?

[Bob]

Surprised you didn't know Bill's been jamming in John Tesh's camp for years.

[Ugly Dougly]

Bob, he asked us to keep that quiet.

[Sail Man]

OMG! Bill Shatner goes to the burn ?!? I've been so dying to ask him how the green lady tasted.

[theCryptofishist]

OMG! Bill Shatner goes to the burn ?!? I've been so dying to ask him how the green lady tasted.

That's some sort of absinthe reference, isn't it?

[BBadger]

I think Captain Kirk would write each sentence on a new line.

[gyre]

I actually haven't seen Shatner since Star Trek.
1967, probably.

[theCryptofishist]

I think Captain Kirk would write each sentence on a new line.

With lots of emotional punctuation!

[ygmir]

OMG! Bill Shatner goes to the burn ?!? I've been so dying to ask him how the green lady tasted.

you mean Marta?

[BBadger]

As little as a 1/4" (6.35mm) edge extending up from a sidewalk block can be considered a tripping hazard and should be ground down smooth to avoid such a condition.

[BAS]

A little playa dust added to the gas tank does not result in a good barbeque sauce when applied to liquid nitrogen.

[theCryptofishist]

Eu de Cargo Pants will scare off OED.

[Drucifer303]

Tips for being intoxicated:

1. fire is hot
2. gravity is always down
3. scissors are sharp, don't run with them
4. water is wet.

[gyre]

5. if you find it difficult to hold on to the ground, you may be there.

[theCryptofishist]

2. gravity is always down.

I thought that was the enemy's gate.

[Sail Man]

OMG! Bill Shatner goes to the burn ?!? I've been so dying to ask him how the green lady tasted.

you mean Marta?

IIRC yes
When they filmed the episode, post production crews who didn;t know she was supposed to be green kept changing her skin color back to normal on the film. Took a few tries before everybody was on the same page and she stayed green
Not really an absinthe reference, but she did look like she was dipped in cream de minthe.

[ygmir]

OMG! Bill Shatner goes to the burn ?!? I've been so dying to ask him how the green lady tasted.

you mean Marta?

IIRC yes
When they filmed the episode, post production crews who didn;t know she was supposed to be green kept changing her skin color back to normal on the film. Took a few tries before everybody was on the same page and she stayed green
Not really an absinthe reference, but she did look like she was dipped in cream de minthe.

her best line: "I love him, so, I have to kill him"..........

[Drucifer303]

2. gravity is always down.

I thought that was the enemy's gate.

10 points for obscure ender reference.

[Ratty]

When hitch-hiking, don't accept a ride from anyone with an 'Oakland Raiders' bumper sticker. They are bad drivers. (Among other things).

[knowmad]

"Gingko Viagra." It helps you remember what the fuck you are doing.

[BAS]

There are always two ways to do things: the wrong way and the incorrect way.