The person below me

[BAS]

No. This first I heard about it was someone debunking the whole thing. Also, I have always assumed that whatever I spew forth on there could very well end up anywhere else anyway.


TPBM now wants to try whale to see if it really does taste like bacon.

[Box Burner]

Well no... but a slice of bacon that big would be awesome! Whale oil was used in lighthouses because it burned so bright. Maybe whale bacon is more potent.



TPBM likes turkey bacon

[theCryptofishist]

I'm not sure I've had it.
TPBM gets a little creeped out by the nitrites and nitrates in bacon.

[knowmad]

You mean the Yum Chemicals?
TPBM uses "that time of month" as an excuse more thane once a month.

[BAS]

No, being male it doesn't seem to work so well.

...but...

TPBM doesn't let that stop him from using it.

[knowmad]

Damn Skippy!

TPBM has other conveniently placed excuses.

[theCryptofishist]

"Misplaced" is probably more accurate in my case.
TPBM is very upset that I revived this thread.

[BAS]

No, not at all. It has always been one of the more entertaining ones.


TPBM has had the Internet recently swallow a message, never to be seen again.

[knowmad]

I actually cried the other day when my Browser history got "lost". I rely on it way too much, then again I cry about a lot of stuff lately.

So PBM when you die whacagona leave for the rest of us?

[lucky420]

Hopefully good memories as I'm kinda a live for the moment/can't take it with you girl

TPBM me is in for a wet and wild ride today!

[TomServo]

Sure, in that everything wet is frozen...and my toes hurt soo bad I forget the boredom!

TPBM misses California.

[knowmad]

no, not even a little.

PBM what is your favorite work of art?

[Box Burner]

No, but I do miss Kentucky.


TPBM would like to be a gypsy.

[BAS]

I'm not sure which to answer, since it seems there were two people posting at once...

My favorite work of art is constantly changing. As with most things, deciding a "favorite" is too limiting.

Not a REAL gypsy, since their society seems way too structured for me. But I would like to travel a lot. I need more funds (and other resources) to get my bus and bus conversion done, and some sort of arrangement for insurance.


TPBM would like to know what 2013's theme will be, just so that they can ignore it.

[Savannah]

Yep, I would, 'cause I always do.

The person below me is ready to seize hold of the 2013 theme and wrestle it to the ground.

[TomServo]

Not into wrestling...But, I'll challenge it to a duel.

TPBM likes popcorn with mustard.

[theCryptofishist]

I don't like mustard and working in a movie theatre when I was young put me off popcorn for most of t he rest of my life.
TPBM is doing a (scary) Savannah variant of thsi year's theme.

[shroom]

No, but I am excited about it.


TPBM has their Christmas shopping done.

[maryanimal]

No shopping this year.

tpbm loves liver and onions!

[Savannah]

I've never had them together, but I love any kind of onions and am cautiously optimistic when paté is served.

The person below me makes perfect mashed potatoes.

[theCryptofishist]

Food is not my strong point.
TPBM is sorry s/he didn't get drunker on Krampusnacht.

[knowmad]

not even going to ask when it was, more than likely I was drunk, And sure I prolly could have a few more.
TPBM you are about to be attacked by Zombies your weapon is what ever is to your right. what is it?

[theCryptofishist]

A tape measure.
TPBM knows how to use a tape measure as a weapon against zombies.

[Savannah]

I do, but I hope I'm wearing gloves when I do it.

The person below me welcomes our New Zombie Overlords.

[theCryptofishist]

Do they promise us good times singing Soviet songs and drinking ale?
TPBM never worries about the difference between measuring tapes and tape measures.

[Savannah]

One is an anti-zombie garrotte, the other more like a anti-zombie sling. You'll still need a double tap with a shillelagh.

The person below me knows how to use a sword or foil.

[TomServo]

No, but I'm a pretty decent shot with a Hungarian AK.
TPBM is waking up to snow this morning.

[BAS]

Yep: rain and/or snow all day. A real mess.

TPBM wonders if cold weather would create more problems for humans or zombies should the zombie rise come about.

[theCryptofishist]

I think that freezing solid over the course of a few months would destroy the zombifying virus.
TPBM suddenly realized that huge chunks of those people denying global warming are actually the thin wedge of a zombie misinformation campaign designed to make the world more hospitable to the zombies, increasing the likelihood their triumph.

[Simon of the Playa]

they promised me palm trees on lake ontario too.

TPBM has changed plans to move to florida recently.