DAMMIT BILL !!!

[theCryptofishist]

Dammit Bill! Why didn't you remind me that the farmer's market was on today so I could go there for lunch!

[Elorrum]

Dammit Bill. I have to go clothes shopping for a dress to wear to a memorial service. Today. I'm certain my mother would appreciate my effort on her behalf... and then mention that I also need a haircut.

[Elorrum]

[robbidobbs]

Damn it Bill, I'm so gonna break your stuff when we get home.

[Straightveg]

DAMMIT BILL, 7 migraines with aura in 8 days. WHY!? The headaches aren't all that bad, even though they're persistent buggers, but do you really need to fuck with my vision and therefore ability to drive and operate machinery (a rather important part of being a mechanic) for 20-30 minutes at a time?

[robbidobbs]

gawd damn it Bill!!! My school closed down. You should have let me know
sooner. what the fuck.

[Elorrum]

Damn it Bill! Fucking jeebus gripes frackin crabmin I need to scream for a second.
Huuuuuuunh. Better than saying it to my stupid dood head boss. He is the shittiest today. Patronizing wax eared idiot. O.k.

[Triken]

Dammit, Bill!!
Why did you let me face-plant into the top of the bench press today at work? The damned thing is bolted to the workbench, and didn't give a millimeter! Didn't help that I was hanging on with both hands to the lever, both feet almost off the ground, installing a bushing into a 3" deep aluminum bar when it let go...
(I thought I'd learned not to lead with my face during my hang gliding days, decades ago.)
Gashed my forehead and nose. Nice. Had to sharpie a new eyebrow on the bandaid.
And, dammit Bill, why am I still allergic to bandaids??!!

[graidawg]

thanks for bringing this thread back up.


DAMMIT BILL why did you let me think force entry means forse the door rather than it really meaning force open. now you owe me a job.

[TT120]

"DAMMIT Bill, I'm tired of hearing about Burning Man". That's what my wife told me last night. My name is Bill so this thread works out.

I have been banned from talking about BM, showing off my latest gadget or piece of camping gear, and just about anything to do with TTITD. All my friends are sick of me as well.

DAMMIT Bill.......

[trilobyte]

DAMMIT BILL, that's what ePlaya's for. Get it out of your system here, so your significant other and close non-burner friends don't throttle you! Also, if you're on FB you can play with permissions a little to let you blather on and on about the playa all you want without offending those who'd rather not see it. If it's not many, make some kind of list or group for 'nonburners' or something like that, and then when posting playa-related updates you can set the permissions of your posts to exclude that group via the little gear icon.

DAMMIT BILL, I let time run away from me again. I got caught up in stuff yesterday and completely missed lunch and any kind of shot at a normal dinner. My original plan was to do breakfast before starting on things, but that went out the damned window and now here it is, after 2 and I'm starving.

DAMMIT BILL….

[unjonharley]

Going to go to the coast to test a wind mill generator. It's made from a bike wheel, duct tape, inner tube, scrape wood and a 12v motor.. Mad Max all the way.

But damnit Bill that's a 100 mile trip just to see if it will break in the wind............

[knowmad]

Dammit Bill! you could have helped me find my keys instead of taking pictures.

[Elorrum]

Dammit Bill! Will everyone be happy when we are all asses, and we all live on pleasure island? Seems like the people I work with don't mind that at all. Rules? Rules? I had two stupid encounters today where I tried to do some "coaching" : one about safety, and the other about accuracy. Rules. who the fuck am I to mention that? Dammit Bill, should I even bother?

[AntiM]

Dammit Bill, why won't my laptop behave? It can't see the wifi, which I know works because my phone happily connects to it.

[Triken]

Dammit, Bill...


Why won't you give Elorrum a damned break, dammit. Anyway!

[Elorrum]

Dammit Bill. I look in your eyes and see myself. And Bill, has anyone told Knowmad what nice legs those are? Or how nice a person Triken is?

[MyDearFriend]

DAMMIT BILL!!!

I have finally, after hounding my sibs for two fucking years, finally got a Serious Family Meeting About Alzheimer's Mom scheduled, and then as soon as I try to start discussion of our agenda, I get "oh can't talk about that now too busy with funeral arrangements for (old friend who died demented and drooling)." Yeah. Not, "wow this is a serious warning about what's coming for Mom" but, "oh no can't talk about Mom this week."

WTF is wrong with these people?????????????????????????

Oh well, the meeting is sched for April 2, I have time to beat them into submission before then.

Y'all have got some good goddammits going here, have a (((((hug)))))))) from me.

[burner von braun]

Well Bill, like you and pretty much everyone else on the planet, I've often wondered what it would be like if the lid flew off of the can of paint while I was vigorously shaking it up.

It's awesome!!

Heck, I even have paint on the inside my shirt pocket now.

[PhoenixFemmeFatale]

Dammit Bill! I just wanted to have a little drinky-drink and hang with my friends... BUT, you had to bring up your marriage/relationship problems and use me as your sounding board! After 3 hours you collapse in a sobbing, snot nosed, mess on your kitchen floor just as your hubby comes in and asks "Why you crying?"- awkward! You're my best friend and your hubby is awesome too - I'm trying not to internalize your issues but they make me sad regardless.... Dammit Bill!

[Thecatman]

DAMMIT BILL!!!

You know how much I hate traffic lights and that there is only one traffic light in town.
Just because a cvs pharmacy is being built at a three way intersection is no reason to put one there.
There are at least three four way intersections that could use a light.
DAMMIT BILL. Tell NDOT and Lyon County not to do it......even though the conduit for power and the breakaway
bolts and base are already installed.
DAMMIT BILL, it'll just make my commute to work, and especially home longer.

[Thecatman]

Well Bill, like you and pretty much everyone else on the planet, I've often wondered what it would be like if the lid flew off of the can of paint while I was vigorously shaking it up.

It's awesome!!

Done it with Tapatio Hot Sauce before. Red splatters all over the kitchen.

It was awesome.

DAMMIT BILL! Sucks if that stuff gets in your eye(s)