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by **Foxfur** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:19 pm

I just found a penny jar and am feeling generous...

by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:19 pm

If you ordered something at a locally owned and operated retail store on the 20th of November (this year), and it arrives on the 23rd, and you go in and pick it up and pay for it, does it mean you didn't do Buy Nothing Day right?
Hypothetically speaking.
And does it count as Plaid Friday?
Is there a black and plaid friday anywhere outside Scotland?

by **Shambala** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:20 pm

My thought for this day---Black Friday, is that the fiber that makes up our humanity is changing for the worse. How the hell did our mass retailers get an entire population to stampede and buy anything and everything in sight? People are gleefully charging into every store and running their credit cards up to the limit. What the hell is wrong with everyone?
That's my penny thought for today! :roll:

by **Foxfur** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:26 pm

Support your local independent merchants. Visit a gun shop.

by **graidawg** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:28 pm

I'm thinking was it your penny jar before you found it?

by **Elorrum** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:56 pm

I am working a big box store today. It's not that bad. People are behaving well on the main. PM me for payment arrangements re: one penny.

by **BAS** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:26 pm

Eeyore was an optimist.

by **FIGJAM** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:39 pm

My thoughts are worth TWO cents and NOT a penny less!!!

by **BAS** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:59 pm

Actually, I do have a price list. But it costs more than a penny.

by **knowmad** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:36 am

might as well, some of my thoughts are only worth a penny.
I think Humanity is on the verge of something great, somewhere on our planet is the next Einstein/Socrates/Siddhārtha. I think collectively we may be making so much noise and commotion it may prove imposable to see them for who they are. I think wistful thinking and blind disrepair have accustomed us to look in all the expected places, looking for all the traditional signals. I think if humanity is ever going to have a chance to welcome the truth this age can bring us, we must look within our fellow man with true expectation, to look into another's eyes with genuine reverence and know we are worthy of their love.
Then again, I could just be fucked in the head.

by **Elorrum** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:20 pm

knowmad wrote:might as well, some of my thoughts are only worth a penny.
I think Humanity is on the verge of something great, somewhere on our planet is the next Einstein/Socrates/Siddhārtha. I think collectively we may be making so much noise and commotion it may prove imposable to see them for who they are. I think wistful thinking and blind disrepair have accustomed us to look in all the expected places, looking for all the traditional signals. I think if humanity is ever going to have a chance to welcome the truth this age can bring us, we must look within our fellow man with true expectation, to look into another's eyes with genuine reverence and know we are worthy of their love.
Then again, I could just be fucked in the head.

More than a penny's worth, that. Thank you. For me, the search is local, transient, and personal.

by **moonrise** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:15 pm

Still digesting dirty bird meal, blech! I think I may be avoiding Turkey for a long long time :oops:

blarf

Next year we're having steak (with cranberry sauce).

by **graidawg** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:13 pm

I was thinking of starting a superstition at BM, something like its unlucky to receive a gift before mooping

by **Oldguy** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:37 pm

Pie. I like pie. I need to eat more pie.

by **knowmad** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:18 am

Stoner science question of the day: What does the smell equivalent of white noise smell like?

by **Elorrum** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:22 am

knowmad wrote:Stoner science question of the day: What does the smell equivalent of white noise smell like?

Febreeze

by **unjonharley** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:30 am

knowmad wrote:Stoner science question of the day: What does the smell equivalent of white noise smell like?

Depends, what was used to cut it?..

by **BAS** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:48 am

I was thinking saline rinse up the nose (clears things out, opens up the nooks and crannies of the head, and re-sets the sense of smell). Then again, I was thinking of that before the question-- darn sinuses.

by **knowmad** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:51 am

I always thought that Sinus and Sinus problems were direct proof against Intelligent Design.

by **Foxfur** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:54 am

unjonharley wrote:
knowmad wrote:Stoner science question of the day: What does the smell equivalent of white noise smell like?

Depends, what was used to cut it?..

Kenny Rogers?

by **knowmad** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:00 pm

Foxfur wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
knowmad wrote:Stoner science question of the day: What does the smell equivalent of white noise smell like?

Depends, what was used to cut it?..

Kenny Rogers?

I was thinking David Duke. But he's not dead yet :twisted:

by **BAS** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:14 pm

Cats seem to do just fine without sinuses, so either they were more intelligently designed, or, yeah, intelligent design is bunk. And, since I am pretty certain Bast would like to have a few words with the designer over how feline reproduction works amongst cats, and IS a warrior goddess, Someone is in a lot of trouble if intelligent design is correct!

I need to get dressed and to the grocery store, my brain is muddled from sleeping in.

Note to self-- don't consult Dad about who to go for for legal advice. The time before last when I went to Unemployment Court to sue for funds, the guy my dad advised me to see simply lectured me and told me the employer had been right to fire me and the State right to deny me funds. I went to court anyway, and that time the employer didn't show, and I won. This last time, I didn't ask anyone for advise, went to court, the employer showed up, and once again I won. Either my dad's lawyer friend doesn't know anything about employment law, or I might have missed my calling as an attorney. In any event, now I might be able to pay my landlord and finally fill some of my prescriptions for medicines.

Damn it, that last one was worth at least TWO cents! And where are my pennies for the last few comments?! Hmmmnm?

Beer me, someone. My food stamps don't cover alcohol.

by **Box Burner** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:29 pm

knowmad wrote:I always thought that Sinus and Sinus problems were direct proof against Intelligent Design.

No, no,no,no, no....putting the nose above the mouth is an excellent design.

Recycling!

by **knowmad** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:35 am

This is recycled from MDMF's don't post here thread!

I is really worth reposing.

phpBB [video]

as is...

by **Triken** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:21 am

Box Burner wrote:
knowmad wrote:I always thought that Sinus and Sinus problems were direct proof against Intelligent Design.

No, no,no,no, no....putting the nose above the mouth is an excellent design.

Recycling!

OK, well...

what about putting the playground next to the sewage system???

by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:29 am

Triken wrote:
Box Burner wrote:
knowmad wrote:I always thought that Sinus and Sinus problems were direct proof against Intelligent Design.

No, no,no,no, no....putting the nose above the mouth is an excellent design.

Recycling!

OK, well...

what about putting the playground next to the sewage system???

We're ahead of the birds...

by **BAS** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:33 am

knowmad wrote:This is recycled from MDMF's don't post here thread!

I is really worth reposing.
phpBB [video]

as is...

Whatever that plant was he was sucking on at the start of the video, its effects sure lasted a LONG time!

by **BAS** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:34 am

Triken wrote:
Box Burner wrote:
knowmad wrote:I always thought that Sinus and Sinus problems were direct proof against Intelligent Design.

No, no,no,no, no....putting the nose above the mouth is an excellent design.

Recycling!

OK, well...

what about putting the playground next to the sewage system???

Not as efficient as building over the toxic waste dump? (You know, kind of like at Love Canal.)

by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:57 pm

I have come to what can only be best described as an inescapable conclusion that Troma makes some really bad movies. Do not, I repeat do not, waste your time watching the movie Blood Hook. Not only is there no nudity in it (which almost makes it non-Tromaesque) they didn't even try to make it even remotely interesting. At least in such Troma classics as Toxic Avenger IV there's plenty of nudity and they make fun out of people who are retarded. That's worth my next Netflix price of rental right there.

by **Foxfur** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:07 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:I have come to what can only be best described as an inescapable conclusion that Troma makes some really bad movies. Do not, I repeat do not, waste your time watching the movie Blood Hook. Not only is there no nudity in it (which almost makes it non-Tromaesque) they didn't even try to make it even remotely interesting. At least in such Troma classics as Toxic Avenger IV there's plenty of nudity and they make fun out of people who are retarded. That's worth my next Netflix price of rental right there.