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Postby goathead » Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:42 pm

after a short search, for a suitably insulting curse, noticed we do not have a thread for it.

May your inflatable butt plug explode in you anus.
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Re: Curse's

Postby TomServo » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:04 pm

Waste of sperm, fist magnet, sister fucker!
anything worth doing..is worth overdoing

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Re: Curse's

Postby Bob » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:22 pm

May all your children be born naked.
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Re: Curse's

Postby goathead » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:23 pm

may your daughters marry someone like you.
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Re: Curse's

Postby goathead » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:24 pm

I wish you no Burn.
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Re: Curse's

Postby maryanimal » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:25 pm

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Re: Curse's

Postby goathead » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:30 pm

May the hair of One Thousand arm pits infest your camel.
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Re: Curse's

Postby maryanimal » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:43 pm

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!
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Re: Curse's

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:02 pm

may you get to heaven and find out you have to spend eternity with people you don't like.
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Re: Curse's

Postby Bob » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:35 pm

May Karl Rove orchestrate your birthday party.
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Re: Curse's

Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:05 pm

May Michelle Obama be the overseer of your bacon consumption at Burning Man.
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Re: Curse's

Postby The CO » Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:54 pm

Very soon, you'll find out how smart you are.
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Re: Curse's

Postby knowmad » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:01 pm

I love you! and the worst you can ever do, will not out do that!
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Re: Curse's

Postby ygmir » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:03 pm

I hope you're right
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Re: Curse's

Postby knowmad » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:08 pm

I'll beat them up with Flowers!
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Re: Curse's

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:12 pm

May you live in interesting times! 8)
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Re: Curse's

Postby knowmad » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:26 pm

I hope you lose the remote!
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Re: Curse's

Postby maryanimal » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:41 pm

What goes around comes around, then backs up over you!
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Re: Curse's

Postby knowmad » Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:05 pm

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Re: Curse's

Postby FIGJAM » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:10 pm

"May you have a sprained back and sneezing fits".
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Re: Curse's

Postby Sail Man » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:30 pm

May your youngest tell the cashier that they saw mommy kissing daddies pee pee
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Re: Curse's

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:31 pm

May you get everything you hope for.
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Re: Curse's

Postby ygmir » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:47 pm

may you live a long long life
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Re: Curse's

Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:47 pm

Don't ever change.
Practice Love. Exercise Sex.
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Re: Curse's

Postby jkisha » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:55 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:May Michelle Obama be the overseer of your bacon consumption at Burning Man.

OK that was funny, and clever.
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Re: Curse's

Postby lucky420 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:09 pm

May you shift your pants everything you sneeze...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: Curse's

Postby lucky420 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:43 pm

Fuckin iPad!

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Re: Curse's

Postby ygmir » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:27 pm

why would you curse your ipad?
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Re: Curse's

Postby Turtleburp » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:20 am

may all your children have small penises especially the girls

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Re: Curse's

Postby Sail Man » Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:31 pm

Hey JKisha, Mitt Romney loves you :mrgreen:
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