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[Savannah]

Victoria Ramon ‏@JuliaChildCIA
Drunk Nate Silver says the Mayans never existed. Still predicts the world will in end in 2012.

Kenan ‏@irefox
Drunk Nate Silver got stopped for a DUI, held 1 finger up to the arresting officer while looking at his watch, then blew a perfect 0.079.

James All the Time ‏@JamesAllTheTime
Drunk Nate Silver unskews Mayan calendar: Fox News' world ended 11/6, everyone else is fine. #drunknatesilver

David Carr ‏@DavidCarrJaxFL
RT @sleepingturtles: Drunk Nate Silver knows when Ice Cube's next good day will be. #DrunkNateSilver

Kizz Robinson ‏@Kizzbeth
Drunk Nate Silver is 83% sure he can get your pants 97% off. #drunknatesilver #fb

Snow & Company ‏@SnowAndCompany
Drunk Nate Silver has only called in sick once...with every single date he'll be sick in the future. #drunknatesilver

[theCryptofishist]

Drunk Nate Silver tells his doctor what his own prognosis is.

Drunk Nate Silver smashes the nose of the boy who hasn't yet slept with his high school daughter.

[theCryptofishist]

Drunk Nate Silver knows how to make the Italian trains run on time.

[Savannah]

Drunk Nate Silver knows how to make the Italian trains run on time.

. . . but he's drunk, so when you ask about it, he just giggles and shushes you.

Tom Bridge ‏@tbridge
#DrunkNateSilver keeps adding dates of death on Wikipedia for people who are still alive.

[Box Burner]

“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.’”

– President Ronald Reagan

[ygmir]

“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.’”

– President Ronald Reagan

so true.

[48_love]

Did Reagan really say that?

Man, I want to hate the Gipper. But, I love that quote.

Come on, Google machine ... don't let me down.

[48_love]

Dammit

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[ygmir]

Did Reagan really say that?

Man, I want to hate the Gipper. But, I love that quote.

Come on, Google machine ... don't let me down.

-40 points

[48_love]

Ah, well

*best Reagan voice*

[ygmir]