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Re: WTF

Postby ygmir » Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:33 pm

consider the Kennewick Man scenario, too. you are in an ancient flood plain of the Truckee........if human, press to find out how old and such......we lost a "big one" with Kennewick man. And there is precedent for "Satika" people in your area, "spirit Cave man" for instance,......and the "red headed giant" mummies found in Lovelock cave.
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Re: WTF

Postby unjonharley » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:15 pm

A nurse fried and I were on the coast a few years back..Just walking along about 150 feet from homes.. She spots a femur leaning against a porch.. The guy had found it on the beach.. Thought it was from some animal.. We read later where he had turned it in..With the ocean there is no telling where it came from. I would not have noticed it . Let alone know what it was..
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:26 pm

It may not be true, but I believe I have a particular sensitivity to femurs.

This has never been tested, however.
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Re: WTF

Postby BBadger » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:06 am

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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:07 am

I think that was "Tap-a-Mole".
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:48 am

Ouch.
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:51 am

I could use a femur bone right about now.
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:59 am

Me, too.
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Re: WTF

Postby lucky420 » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:52 am

'twas goat bones after all
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Re: WTF

Postby ygmir » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:58 am

lucky420 wrote:'twas goat bones after all

I was nowhere near your house, and no Pagan ceremony ever took place there, I'm sure.
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Re: WTF

Postby Sail Man » Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:28 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Me, too two.


Might as well go for the pair. ;)
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:13 pm

Sail Man wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Me, too two.


Might as well go for the pair. ;)

But... but... I already have two halves!
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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:22 am

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Re: WTF

Postby lucky420 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:50 am

Knowmad, remember the first rule...you're not supposed to talk about that
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:12 pm

WTF? is all over her fingers?
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:35 pm

Navy semen.
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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:52 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Navy semen.

Really? I remember there being alot more of it than that.
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Re: WTF

Postby Savannah » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:42 am

Jos Fauxtographee Holiday - A Blonde Halloween Wig on a Woman With Part of Her Skull Cut Out and Electrical Post Inside - Light Switch Covers - double toggle switch

Dimensions: 4 1/2" H x 5" W
Made of strong, durable scratch resistant metal
Includes matching screws
High gloss finish
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Okay, so it's a . . . switchplate.

I'm still both frightened and slightly confused.

But this makes it all better:

Pet Supplies -Dog Costumes Blonde Wavy Syethetic Hair Pet Dog Cat Wigs
http://www.amazon.com/Supplies-Costumes ... B00A6O9P0Q
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Re: WTF

Postby lucky420 » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:39 am

That light switch is creeeepy but the dog wigs...kinda like it.


I will admit to putting wigs on my dogs. It's pretty darn funny although I don't think the dogs find it so.
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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:40 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby Savannah » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:05 pm

Stop posting my private, personal photos, Knowmad. :oops:
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:17 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/1 ... 30381.html
California coastal regulators were set to weigh in Wednesday on a utility's contentious plan to map offshore earthquake faults near a nuclear power plant by blasting loud air cannons.

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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:43 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/14/california-earthquake-stu_n_2130381.html
California coastal regulators were set to weigh in Wednesday on a utility's contentious plan to map offshore earthquake faults near a nuclear power plant by blasting loud air cannons.

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Re: WTF

Postby Shambala » Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:39 am

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Re: WTF

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:44 am

So a cease fire is set for midnight between Isreal and Gaza.

So human nature demands that Humas launch as many rockets as possible before the deadline.

Sooooooooooooo fucked up!!!!!!! :roll:
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Re: WTF

Postby moonrise » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:48 am

I recall buying (and devouring) banana TWINKIES when in Hawaii, mmmmm mmmm

All this kil kil kill, the ocean and eachother...now that's fucked up! :cry:
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Re: WTF

Postby TomServo » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:25 am

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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:14 am

NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.

I swear it's not another Fuckin Elmo thread. pretty fuckin Creepy though.
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:26 am

...a full forensics investigation is under way.


In Namibia, is that a euphemism for having dinner?
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:53 pm

Now that's how you hunt cryptids, damnit!

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