The person below me

[Box Burner]

Nope. My drinks are whiskey and rum.


TPBM has never learned to sip whiskey.

[BoyScoutGirl]

True.

TPBM has a clever Halloween prank in mind.

[tattoogoddess]

Oh I had a great one but it fell threw. Pretty sure people would have called 911 if it had happened.

Ps Samosa not mamosa lol. One is a puff pastry with potatoes peas and usally spiced lamb. The other is oj and champagne Samosas with mango chutney is the bomb!

Tpbm loves Lhasa apsos!

[knowmad]

wow! had to google that. at first I was thinking yummy food something like Samosa (and that is even more awesome if using sweet potatoes) But no, I like my dogs like I like my Men; Big, well behaved, neat, short hair, loyal and Mutts.

TPBM uses anamorphism of animals and objects to help explain their craziness.

[Savannah]

I'll admit that all the cats and dogs of my acquaintance have the ability to speak English (though sometimes with a strong accent) and rich, secret lives that I converse with them about.

The person below me has named one or more of their vehicles, appliances or household plants.

[TomServo]

Yes, my Volkswagen Bugs were named "Kelly" and "Ursula." When my band was on tour, we named our water bottles...mine was "Fred" (Even got in a fist fight with our drummer in St.Louis, after he tossed Fred out in the street).

TPBM Likes Dr.Pepper and Doughnuts in the morning.

[theCryptofishist]

I rarely drink soda any more. And well, I've been able to ignore doughnuts fairly well.
TPBM is amused that the bead called a "doughnut" is also called a "pi".

[maryanimal]

yummy references!

tpbm is running around like a chicken with no head.

[knowmad]

either that or a sycophant. FML!

TPBM remembers when spelling mistakes went unoticed becaus their wuz know spell czech.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh people always noted my poor spelling.
TPBM remembers when men were men and kangaroos were scared.

[Sail Man]

Well, no, but I do remember when men were men and it was the sheep that ran scared.

tpbm knows were one version of the meaning of mud fuckers comes from.

[knowmad]

ummmm.
Fuck us Mr. Ed?
sorry that was an anagrammatic slur; where's Figjam when we need him.

TPBM also feels uncomfortable about cryptic racial innuendos.

[FIGJAM]

Prescient!

TPBM isn't.

[TomServo]

I will be.

TPBM suddenly wants pineapple orange juice.

[maryanimal]

Sometimes Figgy. Not when I really need to be though!! lol
tpbm had lots of trick or treateers that were in the "way too old" category.

[theCryptofishist]

Bwahaha. Never underestimate the power of turning off the porch light and pretending you are not home!!!
TPBM is sick of christmas for this year. Already.

[maryanimal]

Nooo! Not even! I love Christmas! Especially this year! I just have a niece, nephew, and two grandkids to buy for. I bought for my mom already!

Tpbm always shops at the last minute.

[AZ_cali420]

Yup.... Cuz im always broke till the last minute..

Tpbm enjoys overly crowded shopping malls

[maryanimal]

Hmmm, crowed malls during holiday season...EEeeeKKKKkkkkk! that means No...

tpbm always buys their gifts online.

[theCryptofishist]

Not really. I'm tactile.
TPBM has fruitcake forced upon him.

[knowmad]

She invited her home so we kept him!
TPBM is willing to listen to innate yammerings of complete strangers rather than to listen to the Lies of ernest men Clamoring for their Vote.

[maryanimal]

Huh?? you talking to me??

tpbm recently saw the thing they knew they couldn't live without.

[theCryptofishist]

Never having seen oxygen, I can only have faith it is there.
TPBM just saw the human s/he cannot live without it. (And doesn't realize that's not true, yet.)

[knowmad]

just saw myself in the Mirror. So Checkmate on that fishy.
TPBM Understands the futility of finite terms in an infinite universe.

[maryanimal]

I do knowmad. Who said there are limits on anything anyway?
*fishyfriend, you have me thinking now...*


tpbm is having a peaceful weekend reading while the weather turns colder.

[theCryptofishist]

OH, peaceful. I'm over stimulated...
Grrrr.
TPBM is easily overwhelmed.

[knowmad]

if by easily you mean Bacon, and by overwhelmed you mean "Yes Please". than yeah!

TPBM Learns by watching others screw up.

[TomServo]

Yeah, I LOVED History class!
TPBM Was pleasantly suprised by their last paycheck.

[Sail Man]

Why yes, it didn't bounce!

tpbm has also not seen a raise in ages, and is also making less money then when they started their current job.

[theCryptofishist]

Not true. But it looks like pay freezes for the forseeable future.
TPBM had a metoric professional rise--but has s/he fallen?