19...1 And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in heaven, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the Lord our Bob:
2 For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand.
3 And again they said, Alleluia. And her as smoke rose up for ever and ever.
4 And the four and two elders and the four beasts fell down and worshipped God that sat on the throne, saying, Amen; Alleluia.
5 And a voice came out of the throne, saying, Praise our Bob, all ye his servants, and ye that fear him, both small and great.
6 And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord our Bob omnipotent reigneth.
7 Let us be glad and rejoice, and give honour to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready.
8 And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in fine linen, clean and white: and plenty of l-wire, which is the righteousness of saints.
9 And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of Bob.
10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. And he said unto me, See thou do it not: I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren that have the testimony of Larry: worship Bob: for the testimony of Larry is the spirit of prophecy.
11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white glittering Pony; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head was a Stetson; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of Bob.
14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine Khaki, and day glo accents.
15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty Bob.
16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great Bob, but leave the Feathers at Home;
18 That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of ponies, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both house freaks and dubsteppers, both small and great and wash it down with Krug.
19 And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the Shiniest of Ponies, and against his army.
20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into the lake of fires regional, burning with brimstone and propane.
21 And the remnant were slain awith the sword of him that sat upon the Sparkly Pony, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
22. And the Lamb lies down on Virginia Street, next to Circus-Circus.
"People will think we're a bunch of out-of-control cross dressing fascists"